Megan Fox (not wearing make-up) and Brian Austin Green were spotted out for lunch in Los Angeles. Megan is currently filming Ninja Turtles (guess they dropped the “Teenage Mutan” part) where she’ll star as April O’Neill. In case you’re wondering who’ll play the ninja turtles, Pete Ploszek, Jeremy Howard, Alan Ritchson, and Noel Fisher plays Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, and Michaelangelo, respectively. As for BAG, did anyone watch TBS’s Wedding Band before it got canceled?
It sucks that her husband Brian Austin Green is still in the mix, but we better get used to the guy. It appears as if he’s gonna be around for the duration of Megan’s somewhat fading stint in the Hollywood hottie limelight.
Ever since she smoked too much crack & went off on “Transformers” director Michael Bay, it seems like Megan Fox was on a painfully long hiatus from allowing creepy dudes to enjoy her hotness on the red carpet, so thank God she finally came back to her senses (she also gave birth during this hiatus). Once again, Hollywood directors & producers can freely exploit Megan for the sheer enjoyment of countless men around the globe—in exchange for a fat paycheck, of course.
After announcing the Golden Globe nominations back in December alongside Jessica Alba and Ed Helms, Megan was back on stage to present an award during the live show. Unfortunately for Megan, she has yet to earn a nomination for an award herself (Razzie nominations don’t count). I hope she knows what that means! Everyone knows that an easy ticket to HFPA love is to take up a “powerful” role that involves a lot of nudity, so chop-chop, Megs!!
For those of you who missed it, Megan’s latest flick, the Judd Apatow written, produced & directed comedy “This Is 40,” is out in theaters right now, so make sure you bastards check it out. I thought it was pretty damn hilarious (and a little depressing, depending on where you are in life).
I gotta admit, these photos make me somewhat teary-eyed b/c I starting to remember the good ‘ole days when Megan Fox slavishly traveled around the globe wearing extremely short & tight dresses to promote “Transformers,” but sadly times have changed. These were snapped earlier this afternoon in Los Angeles at the March of Dimes event billed as a “Celebration of Babies” luncheon. The event was held at the Beverly Hills Hotel.
Since we referenced those red carpet photos of Megan from the good ‘ole days, let’s take a walk down memory lane for a few seconds…
while thinking about eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by Moe7
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Before we discuss last night’s big Clippers comeback, let’s drop a quick line about Megan Fox walking into Staples Center with her lucky bastard husband Brian Austin Green. So, how many months pregnant is she supposed to be again? With the regards to the game, for the record, the Lakers beat the Nuggets, 103-88.
Completely off topic, but still worth mentioning was the historic Clippers game which had them squeaking out a shocking victory over the Grizzlies after calmly overcoming a 27 point deficit. Granted, I switched it off midway through the 3rd, but how frickin’ sweet was that game? Thank God for Tivo!! Even though it’s extremely unlikely, a third round matchup between Clippers & Lakers is possible if they each win their current series & then go on to shock the Spurs & Thunder in the second round. It would be the ultimate revenge in all of sports when you consider that the Clippers have been shitted on since their inception by their hometown rivals. Despite being indoctrinated as a Lakers fan at a very young age, I think I’d pull for the Clips if such a series ever came about.
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