These were snapped yesterday afternoon as singer Rita Ora was seen leaving Chiltern Firehouse hotel in London after attending the launch of David Beckham’s new swimwear range. She was accompanied by supermodel Cara Delevingne. Earlier in the day, Rita was seen hitting up Bodos Schloss in Knightsbridge for a bite.
We can all thank billionaire Donald Sterling for this V. Stiviano (a.k.a. Vivian Stiviano).
The L.A.-based sugar baby (actually, V. Stiviano is in that gray area between sugar baby & straight-up prostitute, but we don’t wanna over-speculate) was seen hitting up a nail salon in a red Ferrari (paid for by Donald Sterling, of course) with a female companion who was oddly enough wearing a black hat with ‘V. Stiviano’ written in big yellow text. She’s probably also one of Don’s fuck-buddies. You gotta hand it to him, he’s one billionaire who knows how to enjoy the final years of his life (he’s 80). Easy money will make people do some really fucked-up shit, but we already knew that.
I just hope V. hooked up that nail salon lady with a fat tip! You don’t usually see those women venturing outside the comforts of their nail salons…
For the record, this is Reese Witherspoon’s second consecutive appearance in our Internet-Exclusive Celebrity Grass Watch category—within 48 hours of her previous appearance, we should add. It’s nice to see that Reese is finding celebrity friends to help her ruin plush, perfectly manicured lawns in Brentwood. Naomi, we expected more from you.
“Mud” actress Reese Witherspoon was spotted heading to her morning Yoga class earlier today in Brentwood. This might be pure speculation, but it appears Reese probably had one too many drinks last night as she needed to cut through the grass in order to make it to her class on time.
Since this post is about Rumer Willis, we’re limiting ourselves to 30 seconds. Bruce Willis’ 25-year-old daughter was seen catwalking around wearing a cropped tank and black skinny jeans. So any of you digging Rumer these or what?
Following our close examination of recent grocery-run pics (yes, we have way too much time on our hands!), we’ve come to the conclusion that Elsa Pataky is the sexiest pregnant celebrity in Hollywood. I know a lot of you guys will take offense, but take a couple hours out of your busy schedules and run our patented 62-point study and we’ll be shocked if you don’t also arrive at the same result.
These latest pics were snapped yesterday afternoon as the sexy ‘Fast Five’ actress & wife of ‘Thor’ star Chris Hemsworth was spotted stocking up on groceries at Whole Foods in Santa Monica.
Just for comparison sake, here’s Olivia Wilde out & about yesterday afternoon shopping in West Hollywood. Olivia wore a flashy sweater with a gigantic ‘O’ on it while shopping at American Apparel.
In the earlier post we noted that Hilary Duff was too busy for her daily catwalk session with son Luca, but we’ve since learned that Hilary was busy catwalking around in a pair of booty-friendly jeans as she hunted for her son’s new school. Husband Mike Comrie tagged along for a bit as well, but judging by earlier pics of the guy cruising around solo w/ Luca, we’re assuming both mom & dad split up for a bit. I don’t know about you guys, but we gotta somehow get Hilary to hit the beach this holiday season! If we can just put that booty in a bikini, she might just earn a nominee nod from our in-house Bikini Booty of the Year judges.
Anyway, ee’ll let the pics do all the talking and end with a simple, yet painful “DAAAAAMMMMNNNNNNNNNNN YYYOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, MIIIIIIKKKKKEEEEEEE CCCCOMMMMMMMRRRRRIIIEEEEEEE!!!”
As a public service to manicured lawns everywhere, we’ve taken upon the burden of reporting disrespectful celebrities who think it’s alright to cut through the grass while out & about running their various errands.
Stylish subpar actress-turned-mommy-entrepreneur Jessica Alba appears to be letting all the fame & fortune get to her head seeing how she thinks it’s perfectly alright to walk on the grass as she was spotted heading to a gathering in Beverly Hills. It appears J.Albs was carrying a gift–probably a sampler from her Honest.com consumer goods company that she runs w/ a Silicon Valley-based partner.
Jessica worked her simple by carrying a red handbag and wearing skinny-mom jeans, a camo-print top with a cardigan and studded flats.