Since this post is about Rumer Willis, we’re limiting ourselves to 30 seconds. Bruce Willis’ 25-year-old daughter was seen catwalking around wearing a cropped tank and black skinny jeans. So any of you digging Rumer these or what?
Following our close examination of recent grocery-run pics (yes, we have way too much time on our hands!), we’ve come to the conclusion that Elsa Pataky is the sexiest pregnant celebrity in Hollywood. I know a lot of you guys will take offense, but take a couple hours out of your busy schedules and run our patented 62-point study and we’ll be shocked if you don’t also arrive at the same result.
These latest pics were snapped yesterday afternoon as the sexy ‘Fast Five’ actress & wife of ‘Thor’ star Chris Hemsworth was spotted stocking up on groceries at Whole Foods in Santa Monica.
Just for comparison sake, here’s Olivia Wilde out & about yesterday afternoon shopping in West Hollywood. Olivia wore a flashy sweater with a gigantic ‘O’ on it while shopping at American Apparel.
In the earlier post we noted that Hilary Duff was too busy for her daily catwalk session with son Luca, but we’ve since learned that Hilary was busy catwalking around in a pair of booty-friendly jeans as she hunted for her son’s new school. Husband Mike Comrie tagged along for a bit as well, but judging by earlier pics of the guy cruising around solo w/ Luca, we’re assuming both mom & dad split up for a bit. I don’t know about you guys, but we gotta somehow get Hilary to hit the beach this holiday season! If we can just put that booty in a bikini, she might just earn a nominee nod from our in-house Bikini Booty of the Year judges.
Anyway, ee’ll let the pics do all the talking and end with a simple, yet painful “DAAAAAMMMMNNNNNNNNNNN YYYOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, MIIIIIIKKKKKEEEEEEE CCCCOMMMMMMMRRRRRIIIEEEEEEE!!!”
As a public service to manicured lawns everywhere, we’ve taken upon the burden of reporting disrespectful celebrities who think it’s alright to cut through the grass while out & about running their various errands.
Stylish subpar actress-turned-mommy-entrepreneur Jessica Alba appears to be letting all the fame & fortune get to her head seeing how she thinks it’s perfectly alright to walk on the grass as she was spotted heading to a gathering in Beverly Hills. It appears J.Albs was carrying a gift–probably a sampler from her Honest.com consumer goods company that she runs w/ a Silicon Valley-based partner.
Jessica worked her simple by carrying a red handbag and wearing skinny-mom jeans, a camo-print top with a cardigan and studded flats.
Ever since we created our Celebrity Grass Watch category, we’re seen a substantial decrease in the number of celebrities walking on the grass. The last time we saw somebody cutting through the grass was when Kat Graham jogged through the grass while holed-up in Atlanta. I think it has more to do with celebrities visiting new places and not caring as much.
Kelly Brook, who’s currently visiting Los Angeles, was spotted catwalking around West Hollywood yesterday afternoon. The English model & aspiring actress looked noticeably tired & as a result kept things very simple with a short flowery dress & black booties.
Kat Graham was seen sticking to her workout schedule by braving the rain as she jogged through Piedmont Park in Atlanta. Like Irina Shayk, Kat also opted for the all-Nike workout gear. She was wearing a sports bra, barely there spandex shorts & Nike running shoes. The 23-year-old actress is in the southern city to film an episode of her new show ‘The Vampire Diaries’.
We should also mention that Kat’s new single ‘Power’ hit iTunes yesterday, so make sure you check it out. Here’s the video:
Apologies if we’re turning into a Jordana Brewster fanboy site, but we can’t help it if the woman is absolutely killing it with each outing. It’s a pity Jordana’s married and smarter than 99% of chicks who work in Hollywood (she’s a Yale grad) because she could’ve been a great service provider to legions of Hollywood sugar daddies snooping around for temporarily lovin’ in exchange for roles in shitty movies & reality TV gigs.
These latest photos were taken as the 33-year-old actress made a stylish exit from a Barneys New York location in Beverly Hills. Judging by the small size of the bag, we’re gonna assume Jordana dropped some serious cash, possibly dabbling in an accessory or two from the store’s pricey jewelry department? Jordana’s latest film ‘Fast Six’ hauled in more than $700 million at the worldwide box-office, so she has more than enough reason to celebrate! OW!
We still need to stress that Ireland Baldwin will hit 18 later this fall (October 25), so let’s keep that in mind before when making comments. As we learned over the past week, NSA & the government’s various agencies are always listening in…
Alec Baldwin’s only daughter with actress Kim Basinger is currently an aspiring model based out of both L.A. & NYC, depending on where daddy’s name can land her the next gig. These latest photos were snapped yesterday afternoon as Ireland wore a ring on her wedding finger as she left a coffee joint with a friend in Los Angeles.
Since it’s our job to pointlessly read into everything we see in photos, I guess this is when we need to start speculating who Ireland married over the weekend? Any guesses?