All I gotta say is thank God Charlize Theron didn’t bring along her new (and temporary) man Sean Penn to the Oscars. Instead she walked the red carpet with her mom, so thank you for that, Charlize. Your fan base wouldn’t be able to take the pain.
Anyway, you wouldn’t think wearing a black dress to the Oscars would be somewhat boring, but Charlize Theron isn’t just any actress. This is what Hollywood red carpet glamour is all about, baby!
while thinking about eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by abba0
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“Rumors about the nature of Penn and Theron’s relationship started earlier this month when they were spotted vacationing in Hawaii together.”[HuffPo]
Curioser and curioser: the tall tale that was Charlize Theron dating Sean Penn is true! Yes, it is. It really is.
Piers Morgan confirms that he confirmed the news with the duo in person Penn’s Haiti Fundraiser held some 12 days ago. Penn apparently gushed over Theron saying, “She’s a keeper, that’s for sure … well, I’ll do my best to keep her anyway.”
Well, that must seem like gushing to Sean Penn. Anyway, congrats to the talented duo!
First of all, I never thought I’d write the phrase “sex with Sean Penn,” but hey, we’ve been writing horndogg gossip for 10 YEARS now and it’s simply another sign that we might need to move on to another gig.
These were snapped yesterday afternoon as the beautiful actress was seen picking up coffee and a yoghurt at Coffee Bean in West Hollywood. Judging by her “I need to go back to my vibrator” face, it’s perfectly alright to assume that she just suffered through some disappointing sex with Sean Penn. Or maybe she’s experimenting with lesbianism & searching for a scissor partner in WeHo? Well, at least she’s searching in the right place…
Even more troubling than her hair issues is the fact that Charlize Theron is rumored to be banging Sean Penn. Let me say that again so that it sinks in: Charlize Theron might be banging Sean Penn.
The two reportedly traveled to Hawaii together and they’re holed up inside Sean Penn’s beachfront property. God damn, I knew Charlize was pretty lonely, but couldn’t she have found somebody less annoying than Sean Penn? Don’t know about you guys, but if these two are indeed getting it on, it brings Charlize’s stock price crashing down in my head.
As for her bikini body, she’s obviously looking great for a woman who’s in her late 30s (she’s 38), but again, why waste it all on Sean Penn?! I don’t get it.
These were snapped yesterday afternoon (October 21) as Charlize Theron was seen shopping around on Melrose in Los Angeles. Why isn’t Charlize catching on with the hat trend—at least until her hair grows back? If Charlize isn’t careful, she’s just a couple weeks and a fake moustache away from looking like English comedian & ‘Celebrity Juice’ host Leigh Francis (a.k.a. Keith Lemon)…
All I gotta say is that I’m glad Charlize is growing back her hair—at least we hope that’s the case. Ladies, I know shorter hair is easy to manage when you got little ones running around, but your bread & butter fans demand longer hair, damn it!!
Up next for Charlize is the anxiously awaited post-apocalyptic action flick ‘Mad Max: Fury Road‘, which will hit theaters sometime next year—probably in the summer. Charlize, who plays the role of Imperator Furiosa, will star alongside Tom Hardy as Mad Max, Nicholas Hoult, Zoe Kravitz & Rosie Hungtington-Whiteley.
Pictured: Jessica Alba, Charlize Theron, and Nicole Kidman
We were all very busy over the weekend, so we completely missed Variety’s 5th Annual Power of Women luncheon held at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel last Friday. Since we don’t normally see A-listers like Jessica Alba, Charlize Theron, and Nicole Kidman hitting up events together, especially considering all three ladies were styled to perfection.
Presented by Lifetime & sponsored by Movado, the exclusive event hosted 450 guests including Hollywood insiders from all walks in order to support and pay tribute to Hollywood’s seven most philanthropic women. The honorees included Charlize Theron, Kerry Washington, Amy Poehler, Nicole Kidman, Elizabeth Banks, Jennifer Hudson and Sony Pictures co-chairman Amy Pascal.
Here’s Charlize chatting up the media…
Others also chimed in… Jessica Alba: “Entertainment is so fun and I love doing it, but this really feels like I’m doing my little part to make the world a better place,” J.Alba said while discussing her consumer goods company, The Honest Company. “If you’re blessed with a platform and access to pop culture and media, and you have the heart, being able to raise awareness for things that you care about is amazing.”
Amy Poehler had the funniest comment: “Giving to charity is good for your skin,” she said, “and it makes your (butt) smaller.”
Pictured: Charlize & Son Jackson; January Jones and her son Xander; Jennifer Garner & her son Samuel
Hollywood mommies were out in full force yesterday afternoon in Los Angeles, with each mom offering the casual MILF lover something different.
Charlize brings straight sexiness—it’s an exclusive type of sexiness that few Hollywood moms possess, so if you can bag Charlize, even with the chopped ‘do, you won’t be disappointed when you’re behind closed doors. She’s alone most of the time with her mom & son, so I imagine she must be pretty feisty behind closed doors.
January Jones loves to have secret sex, so if you’re into having sex in odd places—the type of sex where you don’t take off all your clothes because you’re either in the back of an SUV, inside a coat closet at an office building, standing on top of a toilet inside a bathroom stall or dabbling in some classic express elevator sex. If you’re into fast & kinky, January Jones is your woman.
Jennifer Garner is very proper, if you couldn’t tell. I wouldn’t be surprised to learn if Ben Affleck and her sharing a sex calendar, where Tuesday nights between 9:30 to 10:15 (right after the girls go to bed), they have just enough time for foreplay and “marriage sex”. Anyone want to take a stab at what qualifies as “marriage sex?”
And, the cutest photo comes courtesy of our patented Celebrity Kicks Cam (Charlize’s son Jackson, if you couldn’t tell):