SuperDouche Justin Bieber was seen rocking a hippie-inspired getup while leaving The Grafton on Sunset bar in West Hollywood last night. I guess this bar is on the list of places he visits while on his sugar-baby prowls throughout the week. It seems like he left alone, but not before showing some love to his Beliebers. Those chicks look barely 16, so I’m pretty shocked they were cruising around Sunset.
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The pop sensation was seen rocking a Clippers jersey while playing basketball at the Stella Azzura Roma court in Rome.
Apparently this is the same court where Rome’s professional team trains. Justin should try to pull the same stunt at one of the public courts in NYC, LA or Detroit. I’d love to see video footage of one of those games…
Douche-extraordinaire Justin Bieber was seen going shirtless again as he played golf with his dad Jeremy Bieber and friends in Stratford, Canada. Apparently they were chilling at his dad’s house, which I’m pretty sure that Justin bought for him. Justin was working on his putt at a hole located adjacent to his dad’s house.
In other news, Selena Gomez was also seen riding on an ATV with Justin over the weekend. Selena definitely has some issues she needs to get over considering she’s always going back to this dude. Maybe it’ll hit her when Justin declares bankruptcy in a few years…
As we’ve come to expect from RiRi, she didn’t disappoint when she attended the Summer Classic Charity Basketball Game held yesterday at the Barclays Center in NYC. Rihanna’s ex Chris Brown also played at the game, so we’re pretty sure there were at least one or two awkward moments for both.
Chris Brown, as some of you know, is trying to make a slow & steady comeback following a lot of drama in his life & career. Assuming he & Rihanna are currently on Friends with Benefit terms, I think it would be in his best interest to play that card to its fullest.
World-famous super-douche Justin Bieber was rocking a colorful shirt (probably cost him $2500) as he popped into a Whole Foods store for a pack of gum in Sherman Oaks! Who the hell hits up Whole Foods for gum, anyway?!
Judging by the way he’s rolling in a chauffeured SUV and wearing designer threads, we’re going to assume Justin is still making tons of cash from his various YouTube videos, as well as Facebook & Twitter, where he has countless millions who follow his every move.
Having said that, the guy has such an expensive lifestyle that one of these days, when the cash stops flowing as fast as it must be flowing right now, he will inevitably go bankrupt. Let’s face it, we’ve seen similar rise & fall stories in the past, so it’s only a matter of time. Regardless of when it happens, I have a feeling a lot of people are going to enjoy watching Justin getting pissed on by life’s Darkside.
And in other Bieber-douche news, we’re learning that he may have broken his probation this weekend after police were called six times to a party at his Beverly Hills apartment. If the LA County Probation Department decides he’s broken the terms of his probation, the Biebs could be facing jail time! Let’s on end on that good note…
If it weren’t his hired guns, I’m sure somebody would’ve had the balls to jump this dude. These were snapped earlier today as Justin Bieber went on another one of his shirtless walks, this time on the famous Promenade de la Croisette. I guess when you’re surrounded by people who you’re either directly paying or who have a financial interest in your success, you begin to think your shit doesn’t smell. With that said, I think it’s safe to say that Justin’s life & career won’t end well, barring any sort of miracle.
Damn, is there another big storm rolling into Los Angeles or is Joe Jonas merely getting bored of his latest girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler and wants to enjoy her for a few days straight before moving on to his next hottie? We’re poking fun at the guy, but hey, more power to him! He’s one of the few dudes in Hollywood who’s investing his boy-band-acquired fame & fortune toward his life goal of sleeping with more women than Wilt Chamberlain (his record stands at around 20,000, so I’m sure Joe has long way to go).
These were snapped yesterday afternoon as Joe & his woman were spotted leaving Bristol Farms in West Hollywood with a lot of groceries.
When you have hired-help licking your ass 24/7, you can do shit that makes you look like a complete dumbass and not have the slightest clue. I gotta admit, I would mind a few days inside Simon’s $400 million bubble, so more power to him.
The television and music mogul is currently enjoying the high-life in Miami with his baby-momma Lauren Silverman and their love-child, a newborn son Eric (that lucky bastard!). Simon was spotted cruising around the boardwalk shirtless with his family, which includes his two dogs Squiddly and Diddly.
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