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WeHo: Joe Jonas & Sugar Baby Blanda Eggenschwiler Bought A Lot Of Groceries

Joe Jonas & Blanda Eggenschwiler Grocery Shopping At Bristol Farms

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Damn, is there another big storm rolling into Los Angeles or is Joe Jonas merely getting bored of his latest girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler and wants to enjoy her for a few days straight before moving on to his next hottie? We’re poking fun at the guy, but hey, more power to him! He’s one of the few dudes in Hollywood who’s investing his boy-band-acquired fame & fortune toward his life goal of sleeping with more women than Wilt Chamberlain (his record stands at around 20,000, so I’m sure Joe has long way to go).

These were snapped yesterday afternoon as Joe & his woman were spotted leaving Bristol Farms in West Hollywood with a lot of groceries.

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These Shirtless Simon Cowell Pics Confirms He Lives Inside A $400 Million Bubble

Simon Cowell goes shirtless for an evening boardwalk stroll with Lauren Silverman and their new son Eric in Miami

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When you have hired-help licking your ass 24/7, you can do shit that makes you look like a complete dumbass and not have the slightest clue. I gotta admit, I would mind a few days inside Simon’s $400 million bubble, so more power to him.

The television and music mogul is currently enjoying the high-life in Miami with his baby-momma Lauren Silverman and their love-child, a newborn son Eric (that lucky bastard!). Simon was spotted cruising around the boardwalk shirtless with his family, which includes his two dogs Squiddly and Diddly.

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Dlisted Weather Report: When It Rains Douche, It Pours Douche; Tuna Shows Off Sabine Jemeljanova

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Prince Douchebag Austin Mahone Appears with Kylie Jenner At A FlavorSplash Super Bowl Event

FlavorSplash  Austin Mahone Celebrates Super Bowl

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As you guys know, we only budget for 10 seconds when it comes to Austin Mahone posts, so this will be very quick. Oh shit, 10 seconds are up already! Can you believe it? Sorry, guys…

FlavorSplash  Austin Mahone Celebrates Super Bowl

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King Douchebag Austin Mahone Walked Through JFK Like This & Didn’t Get His Ass Kicked

Austin Mahone Makes Grand Arrival in Freezing NYC

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All I gotta say is that New Yorkers aren’t as tough as they used to be. We’re only budgeting ourselves 8 seconds for this post, so we gotta copy/paste what the papz said so that we don’t go over the time limit. Here’s more from Splash News:

Austin Mahone was spotted making his presence known as he touched down in Freezing NYC on Monday. The Teen Pop sensation was seen breezing through JFK airport where he threw his arms up towards the sky with a big smile on his face. He was swarmed by fans as he went through the terminal. But he made a mistake by stepping outside in just a Tshirt, with single digit temperatures. He shivered before running to his waiting car.

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Justin Bieber Smiles For Drunken Drag Racing Arrest Mug Shot; First Shower in Jail Scheduled For 1PM EST!

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Justin Bieber continued to play along with his management’s script to make him appear as some douchebag bad-boy. I gotta admit, they’ve done an amazing job at the whole douchebag thing.

So apparently when this dude got pulled over, he didn’t let go of his tough-guy persona, but rather opted for the Reese Witherspoon approach and acted like a pompous asshole–almost as if it’s perfectly alright for celebs to drive around drunk. According to various sources the exchange went something like this:

Justin: “What the fuck did I do? Why did you stop me?”

Officer: You were drag racing drunk on a public street.

We should note that at this time it was 4AM and J.Beebs was caught drag racing in the heart of Miami Beach in a bright yellow Lambo against a dude driving a red Ferrari. These aren’t exactly your average rice rockets going for a joy-ride in a dingy part of the city.

If acting like a complete douchebag wasn’t enough, according to Miami Beach Police Chief Raymond Martinez, Justin also revealed “he had consumed some alcohol, and that he had been smoking marijuana and consumed some prescription medication.”

HA. So, not only is Justin a shameless douchebag, but he’s apparently also really dumb when his hired minions aren’t talking for him.

At the end of the day, Justin’s very lucky he’s worth a lot of money to a lot of people. This latest bad-boy outburst just helps add to his comeback album that will go on to sell millions.

UPDATE: Here are pics of Justin hanging with his dad earlier in the day before he got arrested for drunken drag racing. The dude with the crazy getup is Justin’s friend & rapper Khalil. The 19-year-old was the one driving the red Ferrari and apparently he was also arrested for DUI.

Justin Bieber Spends The Day With His Dad

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Justin Bieber Doing Tough-Guy Poses At His Film’s World Premiere

Justin Biebers Believe World Premiere

We’re only allotted 15-seconds for Justin Bieber posts, so naturally, this post will be very, very quick. These were snapped last night at the big world premiere of the ‘Justin Bieber’s Believe’, which believe it or not, is a 3-D concert film sequel to 2011′s ‘Never Say Never’. His last film went on to make $98 million at the box-office, so let’s see what this one does when it hits theaters on December 25.

And….TIMESSSS-UP!

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Morning Laugh: Billy Ray Cyrus Does A Photo Shoot On His Three-Wheeled Can-Am Motorcycle

Billy Ray Cyrus Shows Off His Wheels

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Look out ladies!

Looks like somebody got their Christmas present from their daughter a little early this year! I always thought you had to be 60/70+ to bag one of these, but I guess the hick community doesn’t follow the same rules as everyone else…

These were snapped yesterday afternoon as Billy Ray Cyrus was seen screwing around with his new Can-Am Spyder Roadster.

Billy Ray Cyrus Shows Off His Wheels

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