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Justin Bieber Stops For Organic Gum At Whole Foods; When Will This Guy Go Bankrupt?!

Justin Bieber Shops At Whole Foods

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World-famous super-douche Justin Bieber was rocking a colorful shirt (probably cost him $2500) as he popped into a Whole Foods store for a pack of gum in Sherman Oaks! Who the hell hits up Whole Foods for gum, anyway?!

Judging by the way he’s rolling in a chauffeured SUV and wearing designer threads, we’re going to assume Justin is still making tons of cash from his various YouTube videos, as well as Facebook & Twitter, where he has countless millions who follow his every move.

Having said that, the guy has such an expensive lifestyle that one of these days, when the cash stops flowing as fast as it must be flowing right now, he will inevitably go bankrupt. Let’s face it, we’ve seen similar rise & fall stories in the past, so it’s only a matter of time. Regardless of when it happens, I have a feeling a lot of people are going to enjoy watching Justin getting pissed on by life’s Darkside.

And in other Bieber-douche news, we’re learning that he may have broken his probation this weekend after police were called six times to a party at his Beverly Hills apartment. If the LA County Probation Department decides he’s broken the terms of his probation, the Biebs could be facing jail time! Let’s on end on that good note…

Justin Bieber Shops At Whole Foods

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Justin Bieber Flexes Douchebag Muscles; Walks Around Shirtless In Cannes

Justin Bieber goes shirtless as he walks around the Cannes Film Festival

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If it weren’t his hired guns, I’m sure somebody would’ve had the balls to jump this dude. These were snapped earlier today as Justin Bieber went on another one of his shirtless walks, this time on the famous Promenade de la Croisette. I guess when you’re surrounded by people who you’re either directly paying or who have a financial interest in your success, you begin to think your shit doesn’t smell. With that said, I think it’s safe to say that Justin’s life & career won’t end well, barring any sort of miracle.

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WeHo: Joe Jonas & Sugar Baby Blanda Eggenschwiler Bought A Lot Of Groceries

Joe Jonas & Blanda Eggenschwiler Grocery Shopping At Bristol Farms

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Damn, is there another big storm rolling into Los Angeles or is Joe Jonas merely getting bored of his latest girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler and wants to enjoy her for a few days straight before moving on to his next hottie? We’re poking fun at the guy, but hey, more power to him! He’s one of the few dudes in Hollywood who’s investing his boy-band-acquired fame & fortune toward his life goal of sleeping with more women than Wilt Chamberlain (his record stands at around 20,000, so I’m sure Joe has long way to go).

These were snapped yesterday afternoon as Joe & his woman were spotted leaving Bristol Farms in West Hollywood with a lot of groceries.

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These Shirtless Simon Cowell Pics Confirms He Lives Inside A $400 Million Bubble

Simon Cowell goes shirtless for an evening boardwalk stroll with Lauren Silverman and their new son Eric in Miami

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When you have hired-help licking your ass 24/7, you can do shit that makes you look like a complete dumbass and not have the slightest clue. I gotta admit, I would mind a few days inside Simon’s $400 million bubble, so more power to him.

The television and music mogul is currently enjoying the high-life in Miami with his baby-momma Lauren Silverman and their love-child, a newborn son Eric (that lucky bastard!). Simon was spotted cruising around the boardwalk shirtless with his family, which includes his two dogs Squiddly and Diddly.

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Dlisted Weather Report: When It Rains Douche, It Pours Douche; Tuna Shows Off Sabine Jemeljanova

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Prince Douchebag Austin Mahone Appears with Kylie Jenner At A FlavorSplash Super Bowl Event

FlavorSplash  Austin Mahone Celebrates Super Bowl

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As you guys know, we only budget for 10 seconds when it comes to Austin Mahone posts, so this will be very quick. Oh shit, 10 seconds are up already! Can you believe it? Sorry, guys…

FlavorSplash  Austin Mahone Celebrates Super Bowl

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King Douchebag Austin Mahone Walked Through JFK Like This & Didn’t Get His Ass Kicked

Austin Mahone Makes Grand Arrival in Freezing NYC

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All I gotta say is that New Yorkers aren’t as tough as they used to be. We’re only budgeting ourselves 8 seconds for this post, so we gotta copy/paste what the papz said so that we don’t go over the time limit. Here’s more from Splash News:

Austin Mahone was spotted making his presence known as he touched down in Freezing NYC on Monday. The Teen Pop sensation was seen breezing through JFK airport where he threw his arms up towards the sky with a big smile on his face. He was swarmed by fans as he went through the terminal. But he made a mistake by stepping outside in just a Tshirt, with single digit temperatures. He shivered before running to his waiting car.

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Justin Bieber Smiles For Drunken Drag Racing Arrest Mug Shot; First Shower in Jail Scheduled For 1PM EST!

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Justin Bieber continued to play along with his management’s script to make him appear as some douchebag bad-boy. I gotta admit, they’ve done an amazing job at the whole douchebag thing.

So apparently when this dude got pulled over, he didn’t let go of his tough-guy persona, but rather opted for the Reese Witherspoon approach and acted like a pompous asshole–almost as if it’s perfectly alright for celebs to drive around drunk. According to various sources the exchange went something like this:

Justin: “What the fuck did I do? Why did you stop me?”

Officer: You were drag racing drunk on a public street.

We should note that at this time it was 4AM and J.Beebs was caught drag racing in the heart of Miami Beach in a bright yellow Lambo against a dude driving a red Ferrari. These aren’t exactly your average rice rockets going for a joy-ride in a dingy part of the city.

If acting like a complete douchebag wasn’t enough, according to Miami Beach Police Chief Raymond Martinez, Justin also revealed “he had consumed some alcohol, and that he had been smoking marijuana and consumed some prescription medication.”

HA. So, not only is Justin a shameless douchebag, but he’s apparently also really dumb when his hired minions aren’t talking for him.

At the end of the day, Justin’s very lucky he’s worth a lot of money to a lot of people. This latest bad-boy outburst just helps add to his comeback album that will go on to sell millions.

UPDATE: Here are pics of Justin hanging with his dad earlier in the day before he got arrested for drunken drag racing. The dude with the crazy getup is Justin’s friend & rapper Khalil. The 19-year-old was the one driving the red Ferrari and apparently he was also arrested for DUI.

Justin Bieber Spends The Day With His Dad

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