We’re just kidding, Paige! Let’s face it, millions of hot chicks around the globe would love to in your position (including the long list of other positions that Eddie enjoys), so it’s nice to see that you’re still hanging in there.
As we’ve stated previously, judging by the length of their relationship, Eddie and Paige probably share a non-committal, extremely freaky sex life that’s obviously fueled by tons & tons of hot & cold beverages from The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf. Nothing wrong with that.
In latest project-related news, funny-man Eddie Murphy is going against expectations and is set to star in a straight drama about entertainment legend Miles Davis titled ‘Miles and Me.’ I gotta admit, as a big fan of both Eddie and Miles Davis, I’m already looking forward to this one.
I know some of you haters out there think that Paige Butcher is simply Eddie Murphy’s glorified beard he wears while on his frequent coffee runs, but I feel like this woman really keeps this man happy. She can’t be a muse because Eddie hasn’t done any major comedy work in years, so we’re going to assume she’s contributing to keeping the guy happy behind closed doors. Since we’re close followers of the pair, we say with confidence that Eddie’s always happy when he’s around her—almost as if they’re gonna finish up their coffees and go back to having crazy amounts of sex at his Beverly Hills mansion.
Oh yeah, while we’re discussing Eddie, we should mention some big news! It was recently reported that the seemingly ageless actor will reprise his role as police detective Axel Foley in ‘Beverly Hills Cop 4′. Oh man, I don’t even know what movie I saw last, but this one already has me excited.
As we’ve seen him do on numerous occasions, full-time pimp & sugar daddy Eddie Murphy was seen walking back to his waiting Rolls-Royce following a coffee run at a Coffee Bean in Studio City yesterday afternoon.
So, aside from lounging around poolside at his palatial Beverly Hills mansion, having endless amounts of sex & making daily coffee runs in his various luxury cars, does Eddie Murphy do anything else? Now that’s what I call a retirement! OW!
Sandwiched between their tight lovemaking schedule, Eddie Murphy & Paige Butcher try their best to make a coffee run to their local Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf establishment. The only difference yesterday afternoon was the fact that they were both approached by a couple of Eddie’s transvestite fans, one of whom gifted Eddie’s trophy sugar baby a rose.
Normally, their coffee runs are very systematic: Eddie pulls up in his sweet-ass the Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG GT, walks around to Paige’s side of the car & opens the door for her. The couple catwalk inside the cafe, only to emerge a few minutes later holding their respective drinks. Once by they arrive back at the car, Eddie, being a real gentleman, opens the Lambo-style doors on his pimp-mobile to let Paige inside and then minutes later they drive back home to continue having sex in different parts of Eddie’s palatial Beverly Hills mansion. How sweet is that life?
Normally when we see Eddie Murphy and his longtime play-thing Paige Butcher make a coffee run, we see pics of the lovebirds going in & out of the Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf location, but earlier today we got inside access of how these two are all over each other while inside the coffee joint order their usual cup of joe. You’d think these two get enough of each other when they’re running around naked back inside Eddie Murphy’s Beverly Hills pimp pad, but apparently that’s not the case.
Both Eddie & his sugar baby Paige had their hands around each other at different times while inside the cafe. Once outside, Eddie, who normally is decked out in Adidas gear from head-to-toe, opted for a trendier look with a black ‘Paperback Writer’ t-shirt (apparently a reference to the Beatles song?) and a pair of Air Jordans (they’re probably extremely limited editions he bought right after Michael Jordan wiped his ass with the tongue).
I guess Eddie’s getting a little bored sitting at home having sex with Paige all day (with the occasional coffee break, of course) because news recently broke that he’s working on the third installment of his ‘Nutty Professor’ series of films. The last film ‘Nutty Professor II: The Klumps’ released back in 2000 and made a killing at the box office, so look for ‘Nutty Professor III’ to do the same.
We’re going to assume we won’t be seeing Eddie Murphy & his play-thing Paige Butcher for at least a couple days seeing how they pretty much raided a Coffee Bean location in Studio City.
As we point out each time we post Eddie & his woman, these two only appear in public together when they’re out getting coffee, so we can only hope that Eddie decides to send Paige on another bikini-clad Hawaiian vacation! Even during her last trip, we didn’t see her with Eddie for some odd reason, so the dude definitely knows how to keep a low profile!
On a separate note, Eddie & Paige seem to be enjoying each other a lil’ too much these days as multiple bruises can be visible on Paige Butcher’s legs. We gotta assume the sex is getting freakier these days & having reached the freak stage, I think it’s also safe to assume that Eddie’s officially in search for another hot white woman to replace Paige in the coming weeks (or months).
These were snapped yesterday afternoon as funny-man Eddie Murphy was once again on a coffee run with sugar baby girlfriend Paige Butcher. Between sleeping, having lots of sex with Paige Butcher, laying around poolside at his Beverly Hills pimp pad, and making these coffee runs, is there anything else that occupies Eddie Murphy’s time? What an amazing lifestyle.
We did notice that Eddie left his Mercedes SLS AMG and opted to take out his new Rolls-Royce (or at least that’s what it looks like). Anybody know the make & model by just looking at the door, by chance?
And, of course: DAAAAAMMMMNNNNNNNNNNN YYYOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, EDDDDDDDIIIIIEEEEE MMMMMMUURRRRRRRPPPPPPHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY!!