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Lesbo Red Carpet Matchup: Ellen DeGeneres & Portia de Rossi vs Beth Behrs & Kat Dennings (2014 People’s Choice Awards)

The 41st Annual People's Choice Awards - Arrivals

Pictured: Ellen DeGeneres & Portia de Rossi and Beth Behrs & Kat Dennings

We know that Beth Behrs & Kat Dennings aren’t exactly lesbian (at least they haven’t come out yet), but there’s always a chance that they’re bi-sexual or have lesbo-tendencies, so this matchup could still work. I feel like the only advantage Ellen & Portia have in this matchup is the fact that they’re actually lesbians and therefore, more open to life’s freakier side.

Who’s Excited About Season 4 of “Arrested Development” on Netflix?

Ellen DeGeneres & Portia de Rossi; ason Bateman & Amanda Anka; Will Arnett

Pictured: Ellen DeGeneres & Portia de Rossi; Jason Bateman & Amanda Anka; Will Arnett

I don’t know about you bastards, but I’m a huge fan of the original series. I’ll be honest, I didn’t watch the series when it was on TV, but I got hooked when I watched a few episodes on Netflix a couple years ago. Needless to say, this is a must watch!

The anxiously awaited fourth season of “Arrested Development” premiered last night at the TCL Chinese Theater. Many thanks to Netflix for bringing together the funding to get this project off the ground! For those of you who have a Netflix account, make sure you catch up over the next month before the series debuts on May 26.

According to the show’s Wiki page, the revived fourth season will consist of 15 episodes and most of the characters who previously had recurring roles will reprise those roles. A few new names added to the mix include Kristen Wiig, Isla Fisher and John Krasinski. While we don’t know everything about the upcoming season, here’s what we do know…

The show format for this season has been reported to be different compared to previous seasons. Show creator Mitchell Hurwitz has stated that each of the new season’s fifteen episodes will focus on one individual character—with every episode happening at the same time within the show’s universe—showing the character’s activities since the conclusion of the third season.[8] As according to Jason Bateman, “If I’m driving down the street in my episode and Gob’s going down the sidewalk on his Segway, you could stop my episode, go into his episode, and follow him and see where he’s going.”[9] Michael Cera joined the writing crew for season 4, the first cast member to do so.[10] Netflix CEO Reed Hastings and creator Mitchell Hurwitz have both confirmed that season four will be the final season of the show, and that the revival serves as a “one-off” and “act one of a movie”. But, a Netflix spokesperson later went on to say, “We’re hopeful there will be more seasons” and “…by no means is this the end of it. We’re definitely planning to do more with them.” Source

Jeffrey Tambor & Kasia Ostlun; Michael Cera & Alia Shawkat; Amber Tamblyn & David Cross

Pictured: Jeffrey Tambor & Kasia Ostlun; Michael Cera & Alia Shawkat; Amber Tamblyn & David Cross

Ellen DeGeneres & Portia de Rossie Enjoying A Romantic Vacation in St. Barts

Ellen DeGeneres & Portia de Rossi Enjoy A White Sands Christmas!

Anybody know what a scissor festival smells like? Ok, my bad, that was gross…

Again, Portia de Rossi is seriously living the life w/ her sugar momma Ellen DeGeneres. The married couple were spotted going for a romantic stroll while on the beach in St. Barts on Christmas Eve. Later in the day, both ladies took a cruise on a small boat to soak in the beautiful views. Slightly off-topic, but as I type this, it’s freezing-frickin-cold here in the northeast. GOD DAMN IT!!

2012 Emmys Worst Dressed List: Leslie Mann, Julianna Margulies & Ellen DeGeneres & Portia de Rossi

Photo Credit: WENN; FameFlynet Pictures; Pictured: Leslie Mann, Julianna Margulies & Ellen DeGeneres & Portia de Rossi

Julianna Margulies, Ellen DeGeneres & Portia de Rossi have every right to screw up, but it’s kinda difficult to make excuses for Leslie Mann after considering all the Judd Apatow cash she has stashed away in countless bank accounts around the globe. If you don’t have any sense of style, just cough up top dollar & let somebody do it for you!

As for the others, Portia de Rossi needs to re-channel the hotness level she had going while on “Arrested Development” b/c it’s fairly obvious that becoming Ellen DeGeneres’s scissor buddy has taken an obvious toll on her sense of style. Was her ultimate goal w/ the outfit to look as unappealing as possible or what? Let’s just hope she didn’t pay a stylist to help her get ready for the Emmys.

And finally, Julianna Margulies looks like she wrapped herself in leftover wallpaper from the 70s or 80s or maybe it’s just my personal distaste for floral printed gowns. I definitely think Julianna’s money can go much further.

Ellen DeGeneres Attempts To Scissor Her New Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame!

Ellen DeGeneres Honored with Star on Hollywood Walk of FamePhoto Credit: WENN

TV mogul Ellen DeGeneres was honored with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame yesterday afternoon. The outspoken TV host & proud member of the LGBT community was joined by her lesbian lover Portia de Rossi, as well as fellow TV moguls Ryan Seacrest & Jimmy Kimmel. Many congrats to Ellen. Even though he find her somewhat annoying, we gotta give her props for all the success. OW!

Photo Credit: WENN; Pictured: Ellen w/ Ryan Seacrest & Jimmy Kimmel
Photo Credit: WENN; Pictured: Ellen w/ scissor partner Portia de Rossi

2012 Teen Choice: Does Ellen DeGeneres Want A Piece of Taylor Swift?

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These were snapped last night at the 2012 Teen Choice Awards as Ellen DeGeneres got her slimy hands on Taylor & judging by the way Taylor was dressed, we’re about 101% sure that Ellen wanted to take Taylor back to her pad with longtime partner Portia de Rossi for some threesome scissoring (assuming that’s even possible). Just think of all the sappy song that Taylor would be able to write after a lesbian fling! OW!

Ellen DeGeneres & Portia de Rossi Cruise The PCH in a Ferrari California!

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

Ellen DeGeneres is rolling in some serious cash as of late. Right after purchasing Brad Pitt’s Malibu mansion, she went out an bought a sweet new Ferrari (I guess the Porsche 911 Turbo got old). The famous lesbian-flavored couple were seen going for a ride down the Pacific Coast Highway with the top down. While we’re on the topic of sweet rides, did I mention I’m also thinking about slamming down some serious cash & bagging a Honda CRV in the near future! Oh the good life!
Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News; Pictured: Ellen DeGeneres (driving) & partner Portia de Rossi.
Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

Ellen DeGeneres & Portia de Rossi Bagged A Porsche 911 Carrera GTS!!

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News; INF Photo; Splash News Online
These were snapped yesterday afternoon as the couple hit Byron and Tracey Salon in Beverly Hills.

It’s not even funny how much of a dude Ellen DeGeneres is in the lesbo relationship she shares with other the Porsche in her life, Portia de Rossi. From the looks of things, it appears the couple recently purchased a sweet new 2012 Porsche Carrera GTS (only 105k, so yes, Ellen cheaped out). Maybe it was a gift from Ellen?! Whatever the case, I fucking want one, damn it!! Then again, who the fuck doesn’t, right?

Like I’ve stated on countless previous occasions, if I ever come up on a loot, after bagging an Aston Martin DB9 & pimp pads in NYC & Monte Carlo, a 911 Turbo would definitely have to be the next item on my list of unnecessary purchases. Sure other dudes would go for a Ferrari, Bugatti & all the other Italian beauties, but like many other dudes, I’ve had a love affair with Porsches since I was a little kid.