I’ll be honest, I really thought George Clooney was using Venice as a decoy for a real wedding he was going to have elsewhere while the press cruised around the Grand Canal, but obviously that wasn’t the case. It appears as if George, even though he’s somewhat of a private guy who manages to keep the press at a distance, wanted the Venetian wedding experience to the point where he was willing to suffer through the logistical nightmare that comes coupled with the world-famous floating city.
Earlier today, George & Amal were all smiles following their civil ceremony, which also took place in Venice. So, did George surprise Amal with a prenup or was this true love after all? He doesn’t seem like the guy who would wait all this time to get married and then go the prenup route, but considering she’s a lawyer, I hope George didn’t think let his emotions muddle with the reality of his situation.
At the end of they, this is a man who has spent the better part of his life living as a Hollywood A-list bachelor (he’s 53), so his sudden decision to take an exit for pothole-ridden marriageville will undoubtedly come with a list of challenges once he & amal resurface from a seemingly bottomless pool of rose pedals, more commonly referred to as the honeymoon period. Then again, when you consider how much George works, he’ll probably spend a lot of time away from Amal, so this marriage has a chance, assuming he can limit continue working 320 days of the year.
And finally, George & Amal aren’t probably that superstitious, but we should note that a lucky (or unlucky?) member of the papz photographed a black cat that apparently made repeat appearances during the past 48 hours as the wedding extravaganza went down. Hmm…
George Clooney’s newest plaything-turned-temporary-fiancee, Amal Alamuddin, is enjoying the daily ego-stroking sessions courtesy of London-based paparazzi. Can you blame her?
The beautiful 35-year-old London-baed lawyer was seen catwalking around her London home. Apparently she had trouble finding the keys to her home, so she had to return back to the coffee shop across the street to meet up with her friends.
Considering she just came into the spotlight with the help of George Clooney, we’re pretty sure Amal Alamuddin will continue having her ego stroked by the papz for the foreseeable future.
These latest pics were snapped earlier today as George Clooney’s sexy fiancee was seen catching a cab to the American Embassy in London. The Brit lawyer has apparently convinced the actor to search for a new home in London, which hints that Amal would continue her London-based legal career. The fact that these two will be seeing very little of each other besides maybe hooking up from time to time to have amazing sex, I can see this relationship working—at least until they spend a lot of time with each other.
It’s an odd comparison to make, but that’s the first thing that came to mind when I saw these new pics of Amal Alamuddin catwalking out of the John Freida salon in central London. George Clooney likes to keep a far lower profile than Brad Pitt and Angelina, so I’m sure the media attention won’t get as crazy simply due to lack of visibility, but I still think George & Amal are the new A-list Hollywood couple in town.
I’m still giving George Clooney the benefit of the doubt and going to assume that he’s using the engagement ring as sex-bait in order to get a piece of Amal. Judging by the way she’s glowing, we’re gonna assume she took the bait and now George will simply put the relationship on cruise control for the foreseeable future. He’ll let Amal get a taste of Hollywood glam by hitting up red carpet events at various premieres and even the Oscars, if she can play her cards right. At the end of the day, why ruin a great lifestyle by getting temporarily hitched? It doesn’t make sense.
Pictured: Padma Lakshmi, Lily Aldridge and Cate Blanchett
It wasn’t too difficult to choose our favorite three on the red carpet. One woman is a Victoria’s Secret model (Lily Aldridge), another is a straight-up, Indian-flavored cougar (Padma Lakshmi) and the third is an Oscar-winning actress (Cate Blanchett), who beautiful disguises her freaky side with a classy exterior.
It’s always fun to make George Clooney jokes, but I don’t nothing but love for the guy. He should be a role model for all rich & single dudes. If you’re thinking about getting married & settling down with a couple kids, do some research on George’s life first before pulling the trigger.
Pictured: George Clooney; Luciana Barroso and Matt Damon
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From all the footage I’ve seen and judging by the interviews director Alfonso Cuarón, as well as co-stars George Clooney & Sandra Bullock gave during their stint at Venice Film Festival, I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that this film will not only get an Oscar nod for Best Picture, but director Alfonso Cuarón will get honored with a Best Director nomination, as will Sandra Bullock for Best Actress. The film is already critically golden, so I have a feeling audiences will show it the same love when it hits theaters this Friday (October 4).
Naturally, the red carpet (in this case, a black-colored carpet) featured a lot of big names. Katie Holmes was glowing in front of cameras—not because of what she was wearing, but her poses & wide smiles were so full of energy that we have to assume she’s having plenty of sex these days. I wouldn’t be surprised if she got it on right before she hopped into a taxi and headed to the premiere at AMC Lincoln Square.
Our other favorites were of course Jamie Chung & the always-sexy Katrina Bowden. Our only suggestion for Jamie Chung is for her to take more risks when she’s on the red carpet. It’s almost like she goes wild when she’s out & about and plays it very safe when on the red carpet.
Even though I probably just pumped up expectations a little too much, I have a feeling a film like this will more than live up to it. Here’s the synopsis:
Medical engineer Dr. Ryan Stone is on her first space shuttle mission, accompanied by veteran astronaut Matt Kowalski, who is commanding his final expedition. During a spacewalk, debris from a satellite crashes into the space shuttle Explorer, destroying most of it and leaving them stranded in space with limited air. The debris continues to hit other satellites, causing a chain reaction of destruction until the satellites necessary for the two astronauts to communicate with Mission Control in Houston are also destroyed. Nevertheless, both Kowalski and Stone continue to transmit “in the blind” to Mission Control, in the hopes that Mission Control can hear them, regardless of whether or not they receive messages from Mission Control. Read more…
After a highly touted premier at this year’s Venice Film Festival, the first official trailer of Alfonso Cuaron’s Gravity has finally hit the web. Starring Oscar winners George Clooney and Sandra Bullock, the film follows the quest of a group of astronauts stranded in space as they try to return safely to Earth.
Recently called “the greatest space movie ever made” by director James Cameron, Gravity releases wide October 4.
Let’s face it, sex with somebody like Rosie Huntington-Whiteley can’t be all that exciting, and plus, the truth in those pesky “Rosie is his beard” rumors grew more & more likely each day Jason Statham stayed with her, so I don’t think anybody is surprised to hear that these two are finally ready to move on to other people. I personally don’t think that there’s any truth to the beard or gay rumors simply because the dude has a track record of dating very nice ladies, so just because Rosie looks completely harmless and possibly asexual doesn’t mean she’s Jason Statham’s beard. It might be mean, Jason’s really busy & simply wants a trophy girlfriend to make his friends jealous and look great on the red carpet.
Regardless of why these two broke up, look for Jason Statham to start dating somebody with a killer attitude and an equal killer body just so that he can prove his heterosexuality to all the haters (not that there’s anything wrong with being gay, or course). It’s just that when you make your living as Mr. Macho Man, it’s extremely difficult to also hide inside the closet with somebody like Rosie guarding the door. It’s our hope that society will be more accepting of gay action stars in the future, but that’s simply not the case at the moment.
Having said that, who’s Jason Statham gonna get with next? He likes to go really sexy & obscure and considering he must know a lot of models after dating Rosie for a few years, I feel like he might take it easy & bag something in the fashion industry. Then again, he might also be tired of boney & somewhat lifeless sex and decide to add a little more meaty freakiness to his life. We’re all for the latter, of course.
As for Rosie, I wouldn’t be surprised if George Clooney takes a swipe at Rosie now that she’s available for the rebound. Rosie’s looking to make a name for herself in Hollywood & there’s no better way to achieve those lofty goals than date Mr. Hollywood himself. George will get a world-class sexy blonde who has years of red carpet experience, while Rosie gets to broaden her network in Hollywood. It’s a win/win for both parties!
As we write this post, we notice that it’s nearly midnight in Venice, Italy, so we’re gonna have to assume that George & Sandra are currently wrapping up a long & awkwardly romantic dinner set somewhere picturesque along the Grand Canal. George is playing footsie with Sandra, who in turn is playing hard-to-get. Following a couple drinks more with friends on top of the bottle they shared over dinner, I feel like George will invite Sandra up to his room so that she can show him photos of her son Louis, although I’m sure George will see more than just photos of her son before the night is over. OW!
We’ve arrived at the point of the post where we gotta plug George & Sandra’s new flick ‘Gravity‘, which will officially hit theaters on October 4. Apparently it’s already getting rave reviews from critics (read a review here). Here’s some plot action:
Medical engineer Dr. Ryan Stone is on her first Space Shuttle mission accompanied by veteran astronaut Matt Kowalsky, who is commanding his final expedition. During a spacewalk, debris from a satellite crashes into the space shuttle Explorer, leaving it mostly destroyed, and stranding them in space with limited air. Without means of communication with Earth, they must cooperate to survive. Source
Here’s Sandra & George answering Qs at a photo call event earlier today…
Only since it’s George Clooney, we’re kicking off a sparkling new new category called ‘They Probably Had Sex Once’. First of all, Sandra Bullock is probably an extremely sexually frustrated single mom who has major trust issues when it comes to men. And second, I think it goes without saying, but George Clooney is a total pimp who’s currently in-between relationship & therefore, free to charm the panties off A-list co-stars who are forced to spend a lot of time with him in romantic destinations.
If they were at the Toronto Film Festival, I probably wouldn’t speculate about potential sexual relations, but only because they’re premiering their new film ‘Gravity’ at the 70th Venice International Film Festival, I think it’s safe to assume that something might have happened late at night following dinner. Sandra probably doesn’t know many people in Venice & George not only knows all the right people, but also knows the best things to do, so we’re pretty sure he at least took a shot at ripping off that beautiful Alex Perry dress off Sandra’s amazingly fit body!
Hitting theaters on October 4, here’s more about ‘Gravity‘:
Medical engineer Dr. Ryan Stone is on her first Space Shuttle mission accompanied by veteran astronaut Matt Kowalsky, who is commanding his final expedition. During a spacewalk, debris from a satellite crashes into the space shuttle Explorer, leaving it mostly destroyed, and stranding them in space with limited air. Without means of communication with Earth, they must cooperate to survive.