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Chris Martin Finally Hits Eject Button On Marriage With Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin Are Calling It Quits! **FILE PHOTOS***

Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin Are Calling It Quits! **FILE PHOTOS***

After what probably felt as an eternity, Cold Play lead singer finally threw in the towel on his marriage with overly pretentious & pathologically self-consumed actress Gwyneth Paltrow (OK, maybe we’re being a little too harsh). Since she’s famous for making other people feel like worthless pieces of shit, let’s review a list of G-Paltrow quotes that help to shed some light on the type of person Chris Martin has to no longer deal with…

Gwyneth talks nanny and kids:

“She’s French, so she’s teaching them French, and their previous nanny was Spanish, so they’re fluent in Spanish.”

European life:

“It is so different from the United States. It seemed to have a history, and the buildings are years and years and years old. Here in the United States an old building is about 17 (years old), and over there it’s from 500 B.C., it’s incredible.”

“We have great dinner parties at which everyone sits around talking about politics, history, art and literature—all this peppered with really funny jokes. But back in America, I was at a party and a girl looked at me and said, ‘Oh, my God! Are those Juicy jeans that you’re wearing?’ and I thought, I can’t stay here. I have to get back to Europe. I love America too. It is just a more adolescent culture.”

“When you go to Paris and your concierge sends you to some restaurant because they get a kickback, it’s like, ‘No. Where should I really be? Where is the great bar with organic wine? Where do I get a bikini wax in Paris?’

In a Cosmo article (that Chris Martin probably missed):

“We’re human beings and the sun is the sun—how can it be bad for you? I don’t think anything that’s natural can be bad for you.”

Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin Are Calling It Quits! **FILE PHOTOS***

The fact that she’s so endearing toward other people:

“Even actresses that you really admire, like Reese Witherspoon, you think, ‘Another romantic comedy?’ You see her in something like Walk the Line and think, ‘God, you’re so great!’ And then you think, ‘Why is she doing these stupid romantic comedies?’ But of course, it’s for money and status.”

“I am who I am. I can’t pretend to be somebody who makes $25,000 a year.”

Loves to let people know that she’s friends with Jay Z & Queen B:

“[Moses] is obsessed with hip-hop and wanted a gold chain like his uncle Jay-Z.”

“Beyoncé’s like, ‘Okay. The singing is great. But you’re not having any fun.’ She’s like, ‘Remember when we were at Jay’s concert and Panjabi MC comes on and you do your crazy Indian dance? Do that. Be you!’”

“I don’t hold on to fear as much as I used to, because I’ve learned a lot about genuinely not caring what strangers think about me. It’s very liberating. It’s very empowering, and I’ve learned a lot of that from Jay—Shawn Carter—Z, because his approach to life is very internal. It’s a very good lesson to learn.”

Looks Like G-P will be listening to a lot of hip hop…

“He [Chris Martin] can’t have background music on. It has to be 100 percent of his attention. But if he isn’t at home, I turn on the hip-hop. I’m like a bad mutha rapping along to every word as I cook.”

Here’s G-P discussing what she wants as her last meal…

“Oysters and cocktail sauce, and then a baked, stuffed lobster and french fries. I would have a baguette and a cheese course for my dessert, and red wine. I drank like crazy [when the kids were babies]. How else could I get through my day?”

G-P confirming that she lives inside a bubble:

“I think that women, especially women in my job, come to me because they know I’m very loving and nonjudgmental and I’m not competitive, and I’ve been through a lot.”

Gwyneth Paltrow Embarrassed by Her Own Blowjob Advice

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“The star was named both “Most Hated Celebrity” and “Most Beautiful Woman in the World” in just over a week.”[HuffPo]

Chelsea Handler has a way with words. Especially dirty words. Which is something Gwyneth Paltrow found out the hard way when Handler revealed to the audience that Paltrow had given one of their mutual friends some x-rated advice on how to mend a relationship with . . . a blowjob.

It went like this:

Chelsea: “You were like, whatever you’re doing, do the opposite. If you feel angry, go at him with love and you give him a blow job.”
Gwyneth: “Oh my God …”
Chelsea: “That happened!”
Gwyneth: “What if my mother sees this show?”
Chelsea: “I’m already sending a copy of this show to your mother. People need to know that you’re like that, because you are! That’s amazing, I was like, give a blow? I’m not doing that!”

After showering with Conan, it’s only a matter of time before we see Chelsea Handler giving sex advice (and more) from under the sheets with her celebrity guests.

Gwyneth Paltrow Worked The “Iron Man 3″ Hollywood Premiere Red Carpet

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Gwyneth Paltrow, the World’s Most Beautiful Woman (according to People Magazine), rocked a sheer gown as she worked the red carpet at the Iron Man 3 Hollywood premiere last night. Gwyneth reprises here role as Virginia “Pepper” Potts. Robert Downey, Jr., Don Cheadle, and Jon Favreau are also back to reprise their roles. Guy Pearce, Rebecca Hall, Stephanie Szostak, James Badge Dale, and Ben Kingsley are also apart of the film’s main cast. The story picks up after The Avengers where Tony Stark faces off against the Mandarin. Spoiler alert: Hit up the Wiki page for the full plot. The film opens in US theaters on May 3rd. For more info, visit the Iron Man 3 official website.

Keep up with all our Iron Man 3 coverage!!

Morning Love: World’s Most Beautiful Womahahahah; Kelly Brook in FHM

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- Gwyneth Paltrow Proves That You Can Be Most Hated & World’s Most Beautiful Woman—Fucked up, but whatever. [Dlisted]
– OW!! MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ Cosmo Latina Cover Girl [I’m Not Obsessed]
– YUMMY!! Model at Midnight: Guisela Rhein [Celebslam]
- Kelly Brook Does FHM Turkey [HollywoodTuna]

– Model at 10: Erika Medina [The Blemish]
- Clip of the Morning: Harrison Barnes’ Crazy Reverse Slam Was Overshadowed By the Crazier Reaction of the Warriors Bench (Video) [Complex]
– Olivia Munn Busts Out Her Bodacious Little Curves [Popoholic]
- Alexa Vega’s Thong Ass in a Bikini of the DAy [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]

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– It’s The Trailer Thunderdome!: Three Enter And You F***, Marry, or Falcon Punch? [Pajiba]
– A.J. ‘F*cking Sh*t’ Clemente Explained Himself on the ‘Today Show’ [BroBible]

– Two Fit Chicks In Bikinis [Viralosity.tv]
– Jennifer Aniston’s Cupping Marks and Other News [Yeeeah!]

– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

Fashionable Ladies at “Blue Book Ball” Hosted by Tiffany & Co.

Alice Eve, Doutzen Kroes, Gwyneth Paltrow

Pictured: Alice Eve, Doutzen Kroes, Gwyneth Paltrow, Hilary Rhoda

Celebrities attended the Blue Book Ball hosted by Tiffany & Co at Rockefeller Center in New York City. The ladies came out to check out the new Jazz Age, Art Deco-inspired Blue Book jewelry collection from Tiffany’s. Gwyneth Paltrow wore Ralph Lauren and topped it off with a $110,000 large butterfly brooch with black opals, Montana sapphires and diamonds. Yeah, this is some high-end utlra expensive stuff they’re selling.

Gwyneth Paltrow Rings In 2013 On Stage with Jay-Z-Chris Martin

Sure, her movies where she sings might have been mega bombs (remember the tragedy on film that was Country Strong?) but that didn’t stop Gwyneth Paltrow from ringing in the New Year with hubby Chris Martin and her friend Jay-Z at the Barclay’s Center.

Not that we’re judging her mothering skills, but it’s not often that you see a 40-year old mother on stage getting all slinky while sipping on champagne. Next year, Jay-Z should bring Beyonce on stage and the four of them can do an alternative/rap version of “Auld Lang Syne.”

NYC: Fashionable Ladies @ God’s Love We Deliver 2012 Golden Heart Awards

Brooklyn Decker, Chanel Iman, Constance Jablonski, Erin Heatherton, Gwyneth Paltrow, Karolina Kurkova, Olivia MunnPhoto Credit: WENN, FameFlynet Pictures
Pictured: Brooklyn Decker, Chanel Iman, Constance Jablonski, Erin Heatherton, Gwyneth Paltrow, Karolina Kurkova, Olivia Munn

Last night the God’s Love We Deliver 2012 Golden Heart Awards Celebration was held at the Cunard Building in New York City. God’s Love We Deliver (God’s Love) is the New York-based non-profit organization that cooks and delivers individually tailored meals daily to people living with severe illnesses throughout New York City, Newark and Hudson County. Michael Kors was honored at the event for his latest donation of $5 million towards the $25 million goal the organization has for expanding their mission. God’s Love is over the $20 million mark thanks to Michael’s donation. For more info, and how you can donate, visit the God’s Love We Deliver website.

“God’s Love does life-changing, life-saving work, and it’s been an honor working with the team throughout the years. There are so many people living with cancer, HIV/AIDS and other serious illnesses who need the care and the assistance God’s Love offers. My support for the organization is lifelong and I am proud to be a part of the God’s Love family.” [Source]

2012 TIFF: Fashionable Red Carpet Ladies Over The Weekend

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Nina Dobrev, Emma WatsonPhoto Credit: FameFlynet Pictures; Pictured: Nina Dobrev, Emma Watson

As we posted late last week, the 2012 Toronto Internation Film Festival is currently running through September 16th. Over the weekend we saw the ladies of Spring Breakers made their way to the red carpet and here’s a recap of the majority of action that we felt was worth posting. For more info and list of all the films to be shown, visit the TIFF official website.

Above we have Nina Dobrev and Emma Watson as they took to the red carpet for the premiere of The Perks of Being A Wallflower. Below we have Olga Kurylenko and Abbie Cornish from the Seven Psychopaths while Naomi Watts and Lorenza Izzo attended The Impossible premiere.

Olga Kurylenko, Abbie Cornish, Naomi Watts, Lorenza IzzoPhoto Credit: WENN, FameFlynet Pictures
Pictured: Olga Kurylenko, Abbie Cornish, Naomi Watts, Lorenza Izzo

Maika MonroePhoto Credit: WENN, FameFlynet Pictures; Pictured: Maika Monroe

Above is Maika Monroe appearing at the premiere for her debut film At Any Price also starring Zac Efron. Below are Jennifer Lawrence and Eva Mendes at The Place Beyond the Pines premiere while Gwyneth Paltrow appeared at the Thanks For Sharing premiere, and Kristen Wiig was at the Imogene premiere.

Jennifer Lawrence, Eva Mendes, Gwyneth Paltrow, Kristen WiigPhoto Credit: WENN
Pictured: Jennifer Lawrence, Eva Mendes, Gwyneth Paltrow, Kristen Wiig

Lily Collins, Liana Liberato, Ambyr Childers, Katie BolandPhoto Credit: WENN, FameFlynet Pictures
Pictured: Lily Collins, Liana Liberato, Ambyr Childers, Katie Boland

Above, first we have Lily Collins and Liana Liberato at the Writers premiere, followed by Ambyr Childers and Katie Boland at The Master premiere. Below is Kate Hudson doing promo work for The Reluctant Fundamentalist, appearing at both a photcall press event and walking the red carpet for the premiere.

Kate HudsonPhoto Credit: WENN; Pictured: Kate Hudson

L.A.: Ladies Who Attended “Stand Up To Cancer” Telethon

Stacy Keibler, Sofia Vergara, Minka Kelly, Mayra Veronica, Gwyneth PaltrowPhoto Credit: WENN
Pictured: Stacy Keibler, Sofia Vergara, Minka Kelly, Mayra Veronica, Gwyneth Paltrow

The Stand Up To Cancer telethon was star-studded with the likes of the above posted attendees (Stacy Keibler, Sofia Vergara, Minka Kelly, Mayra Veronica, Gwyneth Paltrow) in addition to Julia Roberts, Tom Hanks, Samuel L. Jackson, and Michael Douglas in an effort to raise money for cancer research. Performers included Alicia Keys, Tim McGraw, and Taylor Swift who debuted a new song “Ronan” inspired by three-year old Ronan Thompson who passed away last year due to cancer. For more information and how you can donate, of which 100% goes towards collaborative cancer research, visit the Stand Up To Cancer website.

NYC: Red Carpet Ladies @ Met Costume Institute Gala 2012

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Pictured: Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Alba, Gwyneth Paltrow, Cameron Diaz

So it’s that time of year again for the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala and so expect us to be flooding the site starting with this megapost of some of the attendees. Yes, we went the lazy route and decided to post a bunch of them at the same time. This year the theme was Schiaparelli and Prada “Impossible Conversations” and really we have no idea why. Anyways, you folks are here to increase our pageviews, I mean, click through the many, many attendees so we won’t stall you anymore.

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Pictured: Victoria Justice, Emma Roberts, Shailene Woodley, Leighton Meester

But also be sure to check out our other posts from this event including Camilla Belle, Nina Dobrev, Kristen Stewart, and Beyonce & Rihanna… to name a few. We’ll be sure to continue to add to this post as the day continues…

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Pictured: Heidi Klum, Sofia Vergara, Gisele Bundchen, Liv Tyler

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Pictured: Kate Bosworth, Kristen Bell, Rosario Dawson, Hilary Swank

Out & About Catwalks: Kelly Brook, Rooney Mara & Others

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Pictured: Kelly Brook, Gwyneth Paltrow, Ashley Tisdale, Rooney Mara & Catherine Zeta Jones.

First we have Kelly Brook, who was looking pretty annoyed at the papz as she walked back home carrying a large bag in London. On the opposite end of the emotional spectrum, “The Avengers” star Gwyneth Paltrow was seen leaving The Montage hotel following lunch at Scarpetta restaurant in Beverly Hills.

Up next is Ashley Tisdale, who’s been getting her share of love from the papz over the past week. I guess she’s desperately trying to make up for lost camera time while “The Spring Breakers” was filming in Florida.

And finally, we have Rooney Mara & Catherine Zeta Jones who were both spotted in NYC on the set of their upcoming new movie “The Bitter Pill,”

L.A.: Sir Paul McCartney’s “My Valentine” Private Party Premiere

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Pictured: Amy Smart, Ginnifer Goodwin, Gwen Stefani, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jayma Mays

Sir Paul McCartney and daughter Stella held a private party at her boutique in L.A. to premiere his new video for “My Valentine” off the new album “Kisses on the Bottom”. The music video comes in three versions starring Natalie Portman and Johnny Depp seperately and cuts of both them in the version below. As you can see, this was a rather A-List group of celebrities that came out for the premiere of a music video but we guess that when it’s a former member of The Beatles that’s more of a draw.

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Pictured: Jordana Brewster, Kristen Stewart, Miranda Kerr, Reese Witherspooon, Zooey Deschanel

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