Pictured: Rebel Wilson, Paz Vega, Hana Nitsche, Yolanthe Cabau
Pain and Gain is the upcoming film starring Dwayne Johnson and Mark Wahlberg in addition to Ken Jeong, Ed Harris, and Rebel Wilson. Directed by Michael Bay, the film is based “on a 1999 series of Miami New Times articles surrounding the brutal kidnapping, extortion, torture, and murder of several victims by an organized group of criminals that included a number of bodybuilders”. Visit Pain and Gain for showtimes and look for it in theaters on Friday, April 26th.
Daniel Lugo (Mark Wahlberg) is a regular bodybuilder who works at the Sun Gym along with his friend Adrian Doorbal (Anthony Mackie). Sick of living the poor life, Lugo concocts a plan to kidnap Victor Kershaw (Tony Shalhoub), a regular at the gym and a rich, spoiled businessman, and extort money from him by means of torture. With the help of recently released criminal Paul Doyle (Dwayne Johnson), the “Sun Gym Gang” successfully gets Kershaw to sign over all his finances. But when Kershaw survives an attempted murder by the gang, he hires private investigator Ed Du Bois (Ed Harris) to catch the criminals after the Miami Police Department fails to do so. [Wiki]
Yes, Hana Nitsche, the most current of Russell Simmons’s line of sugar babies actually does work from time to time when not being showered with all-expense paid vacations to St. Barts. Hana stripped down for the cameras to do some work for Adore Me Lingerie. We’re no experts on women’s lingerie since we mainly focus on Victoria’s Secret but after taking a look at the Adore Me website, there’s definitely some talent to view modeling their products. As for Hana, well, when the free trips and shopping sprees from Russell ends, sure life won’t be as grand given his $340 million net worth, but she’ll do just find getting half-naked for us to view.
Pictured: Amanda Seyfried, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Alba, Hana Nitsche, Hannah Simone
For those who didn’t hit up the EW Pre-SAG Party, there was the 24th Annual Producers Guild Awards held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel. Ben Affleck was in attendance to take home the Best Motion Picture Award for Argo while other winners included Disney’s Wreck-It Ralph for animation, Searching for Sugar Man for documentary, Homeland for television drama series, and Modern Family for comedy drama series. For more info, visit the Producers Guild of America website.
We’re not 100% sure, but going on vacation with your crazy-bitch of an ex-wife & your latest sugar baby to the same place has to positively affect your pimp-factor. That’s just what Russell Simmons did this holiday season when he hit St. Barts with his supermodel play thing Hana Nitsche, who just turned 27 earlier this month. Russell’s ex-wife Kimora Lee was already on the island with their two kids, Ming Lee & Aoki Lee.
We don’t cover Kimora Lee much on the site only because she seems so damn annoying, so here’s a quick update. She was married to Djimon Hounsou for a couple years following her break w/ Russell & the couple just announced their separation last month, so it’ll be interesting to see who Kimora traps in her web of insanity next.
Yesterday we ran with a few of the attendees to hit up supermodel Petra Nemcova’s gala to benefit her Happy Hearts Fund organization which she started soon after she survived the 2004 Indian Ocean earthquake and tsunami, but we missed the beautiful duo Lana Zakocela & Hana Nitsche. This latest drive raised money & awareness for Mexico, so considering it was held at the Metropolitan Pavillion in NYC, we’re pretty sure it raised a nice chunk of change courtesy of the world’s 1%ers. To show your support, hit up the organization’s official website.
For all us regular dudes, photos like these simply give us hope that if you work hard & earn your millions, you can eventually find happiness. Sure money can’t buy you happiness, but a healthy dose of Buddhism & a few hundred million in assets can definitely bring a smile to a man’s face. OW!
These latest photos were snapped over the weekend as Emperor Sugar Daddy Russell Simmons continued enjoying the fruits of his labor as he frolicked on the beach with his model girlfriend Hana Nitsche. While the 55-year-old music mogul did some stretching, Hana was busy practicing a few modeling moves on the sand. I feel like the only moves Hana needs to practice are those Russell likes to perform behind closed doors b/c if she can get ole Russ to tie the knot with her, who the hell needs to model for a living?!
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