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Fashionable Ladies at 2013 Met Gala “PUNK: Chaos to Couture” (Part Five)

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Alicia Keys, Elizabeth Banks, Heidi Klum, Katie Holmes, Kylie Minogue, Marion Cotillard

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Pictured: Alicia Keys, Elizabeth Banks, Heidi Klum, Katie Holmes, Kylie Minogue, Marion Cotillard

From this set we can confirm that Alicia Keys wore Jason Wu, Elizabeth Banks wore Vercase with Brian Atwood shoes, Heidi Klum wore Marchesa, Katie Holmes wore Calvin Klein, Kylie Minogue wore Moschino, and Marion Cotillard wore Dior.

The 2013 Costume Institute Gala was held at The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City. In celebration to the Met’s exhibition “PUNK: Chaos to Couture”, the event brings out a who’s who in the world of fashion with numbers of celebrities wearing one-of-a-king creations. The gala was co-chaired by co-chaired by Rooney Mara, Lauren Santo Domingo, Riccardo Tisci, and Anna Wintour. For more coverage from last night’s gala, visit The Met Gala at Vogue.com.

The upcoming exhibition will feature punk’s influence on fashion including “original punk garments and recent, directional fashion to illustrate how haute couture and ready-to-wear borrow punk’s visual symbols.” The exhibition runs from May 9th through August 16th. For more information, visit “PUNK: Chaos to Couture” at The Met website.

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BREAKING!! Heidi Klum & Her Bodyguard Boyfriend BOTH Go Down L.A. Curb Left Foot First!

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Heidi Klum seen holding hands with her bodyguard boyfriend Martin Kristen as they shop at John Varvatos in Los Angeles

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Mere coincidence or match made in heaven?

Depending on how you look at it, Heidi Klum’s boyfriend Martin Kristen is definitely getting the sweeter deal following his promotion to boyfriend from hired bodyguard last year. The guy goes on fully paid vacations & shopping sprees and in return all he has to do is act like a tough guy when walking around with Heidi, do some babysitting & pleasure Heidi behind closed doors.

These latest photos were snapped as the lovebirds held hands as they left the John Varvatos store in Los Angeles yesterday afternoon.

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BREAKING!! Heidi Klum & Boyfriend Martin Kristen Rock New Balance Gear on Starbucks Run!

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Exclusive... Heidi Klum & Martin Kristen Grab Some Starbucks

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I know this is on everyone’s mind, so we’ll shine a light on the questions & maybe some of you bastards can take a stab at them? As we asked before, when Heidi Klum started dating her bodyguard Martin Kristen, did she stop making payments to the security company that employed him? It’s also possible that Martin Kristen works with other clients while he’s going out with Heidi, but considering he needs to take care of Heidi’s mini-army of kids, I doubt he has the time. With that in hand, I hope Martin Kristen is getting a little more from Heidi than just amazing Sugar Momma Sex a couple of nights a week.

For those of you who don’t read these pages, we might as well take a second to go over specifics of Sugar Momma Sex. In a nutshell, Sugar Momma Sex involves the male partner taking orders–whether that involves a dominating role over his Sugar Momma or being the submissive one on all fours while the Sugar Momma whips him with various objects (ex-hubby Seal’s custom dildo mold inclusive). I have a hunch that Heidi likes to be dominated.

Questions on our mind regarding Martin Kristen’s employment status:

1. When it’s that time of year, how and when will Martin Kristen be evaluated? Which skill sets will be evaluated? Sexual prowess (how many times Heidi climaxes in a given 3-month period, how much kids love him, bodyguarding skills? Will he get a performance bonus?
2. Does Martin Kristen still get sick leaves, vacation time & holidays off? When do benefits start to accrue?
3. Does Heidi fund some sort of pension plan while Martin Kristen is lending his various services?
4. Does Heidi offer short-term and long-term disability coverage just in case Martin Kristen gets injured on the job?
5. Did Heidi give a bonus when she promoted him to bodyguard boyfriend status or did she gain by not paying him anything?
6. Does Heidi pay for his health insurance?

March 14: Heidi Klum launches the new ‘Heidi Klum for New Balance Collection’ at the Lady Foot Locker at Westfield Culver City

Heidi Klum New Balance Launch

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Heidi Klum Hits Up “Today” Show Lookin’ Like She’s Single Again

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Heidi Klum seen at 'The Today Show' in New York City

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Heidi turns 40 on June 1st!

God damn, this woman is truly amazing. Heidi Klum literally catwalked down a red carpet into a taping of NBC’s “Today” in NYC wearing a golden mini that showcased her amazing legs. The former Victoria’s Secret supermodel was on the show to discuss her long list of projects ranging from her hit Lifetime series “Project Runway” to becoming the new judge on NBC’s “America’s Got Talent” alongside Howie Mandel & Howard Stern.

Oh yeah, we touched on this before, but here’s Heidi Klum’s Jim Beam® Bourbon Burger commercial for Carl’s Jr.’s…

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Dirty Captions Wanted: Heidi Klum Chats With Maria Menounos

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Heidi Klum & Maria Menounos

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Pictured: Heidi Klum & Maria Menounos

Heidi Klum was on Extra! yesterday afternoon at The Grove chatting it up with the beautiful Maria Menounos. It looks like she was discussing her new Carl’s Jr. ad which features the former Victoria’s Secret lingerie model pimping the company’s new Jim Beam Bourbon Burger, but she could’ve just as likely been discussing a long list of other things that she puts into her mouth. You guys can have your take in the comments…

Here’s some behind the scenes footage:

Maria Menounos, Heidi Klum

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Pictured: Maria Menounos & Heidi Klum

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DAYUM! Heidi Klum Made It Difficult To Concentrate @ Elton John’s Oscar Viewing Party

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21st Annual Elton John Academy Awards Viewing Party held at West Hollywood

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Heidi Klum hit Elton John’s Academy Award Viewing Party in West Hollywood dressed to get wasted & have sex with somebody—or at least she was dressed that way. I didn’t think Brandi Glainville would be out-done, but short of somebody going to an after-party in the nude, I think Heidi Klum will take the Horndogg Oscar for Best Dressed! So, did she breakup with her security guard boyfriend or what?

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Fahionable Attendees: 2013 QVC Red Carpet Style Event

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Petra Murgatroyd, Camila Alves, Mayra Veronica & Heidi Klum

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Pictured: Petra Murgatroyd, Camila Alves, Mayra Veronica & Heidi Klum

The pre-Oscars parties were in full swing as of last night, so I hope you guys are ready for the flood of photos. Here’s a gallery featuring a few of our favorite attendees at the QVC Red Carpet Style Party held at the luxurious Four Seasons Hotel Hotel in Los Angeles. Do celebs really shop at QVC?! Come on, now!

Anyway, earlier we posted Miranda Kerr, who also blessed the event with her attendance.

Mario Lopez, Courtney Mazza & Maria Menounos

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Pictured: Mario Lopez, Courtney Mazza & Maria Menounos

Charisma Carpenter, Nicole Richie, Jennifer Hudson, & Marisa Tomei

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Pictured: Charisma Carpenter, Nicole Richie, Jennifer Hudson, & Marisa Tomei

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Fashionable Attendees @ amfAR’s NY Gala To Kick Off Fall 2013 Fashion Week

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Ashley Greene, Doutzen Kroes, Heidi Klum & Katharine McPhee

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Pictured: Ashley Greene, Doutzen Kroes, Heidi Klum & Katharine McPhee

We missed a few of the ladies in attendance, but we’ll get to them later today. In the meantime, here are a few of our favorites from the event. Others in attendance included Mayor Bloomberg, sugar daddies, long list of designers (Zac Posen, Michael Kors, Kenneth Cole & others), a number of Victoria’s Secret models (Toni Garrn & Karlie Kloss). Even Michael Strahan and his sugar baby Nicole Murphy were in attendance, so it looked like a very fun event if you happened to be rich and/or beautiful.

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