Posts about Heidi Montag

Z-Listers Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt: Still Alive, Able To Afford Air Travel & Haven’t Pawned Off Their Louis Vuitton Luggage (YET)

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Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt Arriving On A Flight At LAX

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We budgeted ourselves about 30 seconds for this post, so we’re gonna make this one quick. I know some of you are a little surprised that Heidi Montag hasn’t died during one of her plastic surgery sessions or that her douche bag hubby Spencer Pratt hasn’t been mauled by a pack of pit bulls. These two were seen arriving on a flight into LAX a few days back following what appears to be a vacation in Mexico. How the hell did the drug cartels missed these two?!?!

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Hasbeen D-Listers: Heidi Montag & King Douche Spencer Pratt Need Money

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Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt Pose For Pictures

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Heidi, who’s currently starring on “Celebrity Big Brother UK” was spotted along with her clingy douchebag hubby Spencer Pratt holding a copy of The Sun outside the ITV Studios in London earlier this morning.

Since I don’t believe anything that ever comes from these two, I refuse to believe their latest claim that they blew away their supposed $10 million stash because they thought the world was going to end on December 21, 2012 (Mayan prediction). First of all, did they actually even have $10 million?! Two or three million sounds more like it. I mean, didn’t Heidi get around twenty plastic surgery procedures a few month before they went on their D-List hiatus? Anyway, that’s more than I wanted to write about these two nobodies, so let’s stop here.

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BREAKING!! Heidi Montag Didn’t Die of Plastic Surgery Complications; Turns Up @ Crazy Horse III Anniversary in Vegas

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Heidi Montag hosts Crazy Horse III Gentlemen's Club's three-year anniversary party at Playground

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Were any of you bastards missing Heidi Montag? Heidi earned a few bucks by playing host Crazy Horse III Gentlemen’s Club’s three-year anniversary party in Las Vegas on Friday night. We’re pretty sure she gave $50 BJs in the back following the event.

For those of you who forgot, Heidi got about 18 plastic surgery procedures done a couple years ag0—everything from getting her ears tucked back to boob & ass implants.

Check her Access Hollywood interview for a full review of all the procedure…

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Heidi Montag & Crystal Harris Bring The Morning Links!

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Heidi Montag & Crystal Harris @ Wet Republic at MGM Grand Resort

- I Believe I Can Sloth [Holytaco]
- Belen Rodriguez on a photo shoot [The Superficial]
- Soooo… you got wasted [The Chive]
- Ryan Gosling And His Hipster Dog [Dlisted]
- Amy Childs Provides Some Competition [Uncoached]
- Alyssa Campanella Crowned Miss USA 2011 [COED Magazine]
- Santana [GorillaMask]

- Jennifer Aniston Pokies in NYC [GCeleb]
- Samuel L. Jackson Narrates Children’s Book “Go the F**k to Sleep” [Caveman Circus]
- Lucy Pinder Lynx Dry [DJMICK]
- FHM South Africa’s 100 Sexiest Women List came out [Guyism]
- Meanwhile, In Belgium of the Day [The Daily What]

- Boy friends are hotter together? [Lainey Gossip]
- eHarmony Cat Lady Response: I Love Cheeseburgers [NextRound]
- Sindi Bertherton stars in Cleavageville [Regretful Morning]
- Sandy Summers: Nuclear Bombshell [Gunaxin]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Jessica Hart [Heavy]
- This is wrong in so many ways [TC Magazine]
- 25 Terrible Dads [EgoTV]
- Meet the Most Recent Miss Social Hopefuls [The Smoking Jacket]

- Bristol Palin lost her virginity while blackout drunk & on the pill [Celebitchy]
- Bethanie Mattek-Sands is No Lady Gaga [Celebrity Smack]
- World’s Smallest Story Topper [CityRag]
- Snooki Launches Flip Flop Line [Bumpshack]
- Ciara Shows Off What Her Mama Gave Her [Derek Hail]

- Bad Meets Evil – Fast Lane ft. Eminem, Royce Da 5’9 [MoeFresh]
- Bleach VS Naruto [Flash Games]
- Oh sweet child of mine! [Monkey Review]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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Ladies Who Attended Lemon Basket Restaurant Grand Opening

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Lemon Basket is the replacement of Dolce Group’s Ketchup restaurant. Really, we’re just not going to waste our time writing about any of these attendees because really, do we care? Rather we’re just going to copy and paste this tidbit about the restaurant. You can read more about Famous Food here.

So! The fact that Dolce Group replaced Ketchup with Lemon Basket is no secret, and the fact that Lonnie Moore and Mike Malin of Dolce Group have signed on to participate in a VH1 restaurant series called Famous Food, is also no secret. Now, let’s rewind for a sec and revisit our original Ketchup shutter post in which a tipster brought word that a production crew was spotted on site, and that supposedly a new reality show would be shot at the venue. Source

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Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt: “Candid” Photos at Malibu Beach

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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt put on a show for the photographers once again wasting our time and proving that they are a bunch of fakes. Aren’t they supposed to be separated and getting divorced? Anyways, to waste more of your time, watch Spencer shave… seriously.

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Heidi Montag: Bikini Photos While Vacationing in Costa Rica

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Heidi Montag has a sextape and it’s for sale; the seller is none other than Spencer Pratt. Additionally, he’s looking to write a tell-all book on his relationship with Heidi.

According to TMZ, Spencer contacted Steve Hirsch, co-CEO of porn company Vivid Entertainment, trying to sell his goods. Hirsch told TMZ, “We are in early negotiations to possibly come to terms for a deal.” [Source]

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Heidi Montag Acts Sad For Latest “Candid” Photoshoot

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As if anyone really cares about Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s ‘supposed’ split. Anyways, timing is perfect as it coincides with Heidi’s new tv show and to add to his 15 minutes of fame, Spencer says that he’s ready to move on… and work on his screenwriting; this is apparently what he told TMZ.

As for the new show, Jen Bunney (Heidi’s new roommate) says that, She also reveals that the show is going to be more natural than “The Hills” (so you mean no re-shoots of every scene?). Bunney adds, “It will be more like everyday life and totally relatable. Sometimes we wont wear make-up, just natural.” Source

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