We budgeted ourselves about 30 seconds for this post, so we’re gonna make this one quick. I know some of you are a little surprised that Heidi Montag hasn’t died during one of her plastic surgery sessions or that her douche bag hubby Spencer Pratt hasn’t been mauled by a pack of pit bulls. These two were seen arriving on a flight into LAX a few days back following what appears to be a vacation in Mexico. How the hell did the drug cartels missed these two?!?!
Heidi, who’s currently starring on “Celebrity Big Brother UK” was spotted along with her clingy douchebag hubby Spencer Pratt holding a copy of The Sun outside the ITV Studios in London earlier this morning.
Since I don’t believe anything that ever comes from these two, I refuse to believe their latest claim that they blew away their supposed $10 million stash because they thought the world was going to end on December 21, 2012 (Mayan prediction). First of all, did they actually even have $10 million?! Two or three million sounds more like it. I mean, didn’t Heidi get around twenty plastic surgery procedures a few month before they went on their D-List hiatus? Anyway, that’s more than I wanted to write about these two nobodies, so let’s stop here.
Were any of you bastards missing Heidi Montag? Heidi earned a few bucks by playing host Crazy Horse III Gentlemen’s Club’s three-year anniversary party in Las Vegas on Friday night. We’re pretty sure she gave $50 BJs in the back following the event.
For those of you who forgot, Heidi got about 18 plastic surgery procedures done a couple years ag0—everything from getting her ears tucked back to boob & ass implants.
Check her Access Hollywood interview for a full review of all the procedure…
Lemon Basket is the replacement of Dolce Group’s Ketchup restaurant. Really, we’re just not going to waste our time writing about any of these attendees because really, do we care? Rather we’re just going to copy and paste this tidbit about the restaurant. You can read more about Famous Foodhere.
So! The fact that Dolce Group replaced Ketchup with Lemon Basket is no secret, and the fact that Lonnie Moore and Mike Malin of Dolce Group have signed on to participate in a VH1 restaurant series called Famous Food, is also no secret. Now, let’s rewind for a sec and revisit our original Ketchup shutter post in which a tipster brought word that a production crew was spotted on site, and that supposedly a new reality show would be shot at the venue. Source
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt put on a show for the photographers once again wasting our time and proving that they are a bunch of fakes. Aren’t they supposed to be separated and getting divorced? Anyways, to waste more of your time, watch Spencer shave… seriously.
Heidi Montag has a sextape and it’s for sale; the seller is none other than Spencer Pratt. Additionally, he’s looking to write a tell-all book on his relationship with Heidi.
According to TMZ, Spencer contacted Steve Hirsch, co-CEO of porn company Vivid Entertainment, trying to sell his goods. Hirsch told TMZ, “We are in early negotiations to possibly come to terms for a deal.” [Source]
As if anyone really cares about Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s ‘supposed’ split. Anyways, timing is perfect as it coincides with Heidi’s new tv show and to add to his 15 minutes of fame, Spencer says that he’s ready to move on… and work on his screenwriting; this is apparently what he told TMZ.
As for the new show, Jen Bunney (Heidi’s new roommate) says that, She also reveals that the show is going to be more natural than “The Hills” (so you mean no re-shoots of every scene?). Bunney adds, “It will be more like everyday life and totally relatable. Sometimes we wont wear make-up, just natural.”Source
The show premieres on MTV April 27th at 10/9c. Watch videos & see pics of other “stars” from the show on the show’s official website.
As you guys know, Heidi Montag spent most of the off season at her plastic surgeon’s office getting tons of work done to her body. It’ll be interesting to see how her new body fits into the show—not that anyone watching gives a shit or anything..
As apart of Heidi Montag’s plastic surgery, she got her “back scooped” but didn’t know what she was getting done as she told Ryan Seacrest on his radio show. Basically, it’s liposuction of the back or bra strap area.
“I didn’t know [what it is]. I think I might be the first one to try it out,” she said on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show.
“It kind of carves your back out a little more,” Source