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Victoria Silvstedt Reading “Fifty Shades of Grey” on Miami Beach

Victoria Silvstedt reading Fifty Shades of Grey

Taking time out of her busy schedule, Victoria Silvstedt was spotted on Miami Beach reading “Fifty Shades of Grey”. As a marketing ploy for potential customers she wanted to remind potential suitors that she indeed is able to read. Along with that, Victoria decided that rather than just one designer handbag, she had to bring two to the beach, a Louis Vuitton and a Hermes. Well, assuming that she didn’t pay for either of those handbags herself, they can serve her well as beach bags. Anyway, we’re sure Victoria’s going rate for New Year’s Eve jumps like a hotel room in Manhattan so guesses our out on the fee for paid to have Victoria ring in the new year, may that poor schmuck get his money’s worth.

WeHo: Jordana Brewster & Her Sis Took Their Berkin Bags For A Stroll

Jordana Brewster

That’s her sister, right? I’m not 100% sure, but just made a safe assumption. Both ladies were seen grabbing a lunch in West Hollywood yesterday afternoon.

As you bastards already know, Jordana currently stars as Elena Ramos in TNT’s series reboot of ‘Dallas’, renewed for a second season slated to premiere in January 2013. She’ll also once again star as Mia Toretto in “Fast Six,” this time they’ll be on the run in Europe; slated for release in May 2013. The latest film in the popular series started filming earlier this month with photos of Michelle Rodriguez on set in London turning up earlier today. We’ll get those babies up later this afternoon.

Sofia Vergara Pimps Asics Kicks While Feeding L.A. Parking Meter

Sofia Vergara AsicsPhoto Credit: FameFlynet Pictures

TV’s hottest grandma, Sofia Vergara, was seen hitting up a dermatologist in Beverly Hills last week (Thurs., Aug. 16) to get some tuning done on her beautifully aging skin. The Colombian bombshell & star of the hit comedy series “Modern Family celebrated her 40th birthday in Mexico last month with on/off boyfriend-turned-temporary fiance Nick Loeb.

Sofia, why tie the knot a second time around when things are going so well from a career standpoint?! She should take our bastardly advice & dump this Nick Loeb dude & find somebody else to keep things interesting. Don’t cut yourself short in life by bogging yourself down in an inevitably failed relationship. We understand that’s an extremely negative way to look at life’s (supposedly) most treasured relationship, but hey, Sofia gave it a go once & got a kid out of it, so why go through all the bullshit again when she’s 40?! If it’s companionship that she desires, just get a sugar daddy boyfriend who resides in South France & remains a committed member of Yacht Club Monaco. What else could you want in life?Sofia Vergara AsicsPhoto Credit: FameFlynet Pictures

Beverly Hills: Eva Longoria Used Her Hermes Birkin Handbag

Photo Credit: WENN; FAME Pictures

With ABC’s Desperate Housewives coming to an end, Eva Longoria needs to (well, not really considering all she’s earned over the years) get some roles to continue with her acting career. Glancing over her Wiki entry, she did the Mexican film Cristiada with Andy Garcia but probably no one’s heard of that and upcoming for next year she stars in the comedy The Baytown Disco where “Three brothers become targets of a hit after helping a young woman escape her abusive father.”

We’re guessing she’s the lead alongside Paul Wesley, Justin Chatwin, Clayne Crawford, and Daniel Cudmore. Also credited are Serinda Swan, Meagan Good, Natalie Martinez, Agnes Bruckner, and Billy Bob Thornton. Look for it in 2012; probably in the Direct-to-DVD section.

BREAKING!! Kris Humphries & Kim Kardashian Hit Izakaya Last Night!

Photo Credit: Splash News Online

I swear, I never wanna wish ill on a newly wed couple, but I just can’t see this working. The fact that Kris Humphries would make the big decision to marry a chick like Kim Kardashian automatically says a lot about his personality & lack of judgement, but I guess that’s the reason divorce was created, right? It’s just a matter of time until the dude gets tired of all her bullshit and hits the eject button. I give them until next summer—that’s assuming Kris can make it through the Kardashian Holidays.

On a much lighter note, Kim & her man-pup Kris hit Izakaya restaurant last night for dinner in West Hollywood. The restaurant is part of the Katsuya group, the same joint Kim & family love hitting over & over again.

NYC: Cassie & Her Hermes Birkin Bag Hit Bar Pitti In West Village

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

So, is Diddy still hitting this in private b/c for someone who doesn’t do all that much work, Cassie’s certainly making it seem like she’s living the NYC high life. Then again, if it’s not one sugar daddy, it’s probably another b/c let’s admit it, we all know how the industry works for these young chicks looking to make a lucrative career as a singer or model. It all comes at a price & countless sugar daddies are more than willing & able to front the costs.

Anyway, these were snapped yesterday afternoon as the 25-year old fashionable singer was spotted having lunch with a couple friends at the celeb-favorite Bar Pitti in the West Village.

Here’s a closer look at Cassie’s studded kicks. These look similar to studded Converses done by Italian designer Gienchi:
Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

Khloe & Kourtney Kardashian While Out in West Hollywood

Photo Credit: Wenn

Well, to be honest, after snagging these photos it occurred to me that I really didn’t want to do a post for these two Kardashians but it was too late and so I had to find something to write so I figure we point out the Hermes Birkin since we’re into all that product placement stuff. However, either way, do we really have anything to report on these two Kardashians? Nope, and do we really want to write anything about them? Nope. Moving on.

Pippa Middleton, Starbucks, & Hermes Bring The Links!

Photo Credit: Wenn

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Alessandra Ambrosio Went Shopping With Her Hermes Handbag!

Photo Credit: WENN

These were snapped yesterday afternoon (April 7th) as Ale, along w/ her younger sister & fiance Jamie Mazur (both not pictured) left the Ivy & hit up some shopping some luxurious shops on Melrose Ave.

All you haters who’re loading your bastardly shotguns w/ insults, let me reference leggy photos of Emma Roberts from earlier in the week:
Photo Credit: Splash News Online; FAME (Left)

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