Posts about Hugh Hefner

Does Crystal Harris Actually Think She Has Hef Fooled?

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Hugh Hefner & Girlfriend Crystal HarrisPhoto Credit: Pacific Coast News

Judging purely by her smiles, it seems like she already has his entire estate under her name.

Hugh Hefner, who just hit 86 this past April, was at a Hollywood night club this past Friday (Aug. 10) shooting scenes with his latest gold-digging girlfriend Crystal Harris for the new TV show “The Playboy Club.” Wait up, I thought NBC cancelled that show last fall?! I guess Hef is bring the show either to his own network on Playboy TV or to another national network. We searched around for some info, but there was nothing, so we’re gonna assume this is for a new show. Needless to say, the concept is very simple: Really old publishing mogul surrounded by hot chicks.

Among the guests were 2008 Playmate of the Year Jayde Nicole, who for once wasn’t showing off her legs by wearing a short dress or short-shorts.

Johnny Depp & Others @ ‘The Rum Diary’ Premiere in L.A.

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It would be absolutely careless of us to feature “The Rum Diary” premiere photos & not include the film’s main star, Mr. Johnny Depp! I’m really looking forward to the film, especially when you consider it’s been under production for so many years. Let’s hope it lives up to the hype! The film hits theaters on October 28.

Also, is Hef officially losing his eyesight b/c those chicks aren’t exactly Playboy Playmate material, especially that thing in the pink?! God damn!!

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Hugh Hefner & His Son Celebrated Their Birthdays in Vegas!

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Hugh Hefner turned 85 & his son Marston hit 21, so many congrats to them both.

Man, how cool would it be to celebrate your 21st birthday with your very own dad Hugh Hefner and all his Playboy hotties? That’s exactly what Marson Hefner enjoyed yesterday at the Palms in Vegas. He was seen riding away in a lil’ golf cart w/ Playmate Claire Sinclair. I’m prety sure a few other chicks met up back at the rendezvous point (Marston’s bed inside his “I’m Hugh Hefner’s Son” suite).

So, if you were one of Hugh Hefner’s kids, which five chicks from the photo below would you choose for your 21st birthday sex extravaganza?
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Hugh Hefner Gets Temporarily Engaged To Crystal Harris

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Earlier this month it seemed like all celebrities were gonna be single and the high-end holiday party scene was looking more & more like a giant fuck-fest fueled by emotionally battered hotties in search of rebound sex. Apologies to all deep-pocked sugar daddies b/c it appears that 2010′s will end on a positive note (judging by your perspective) with at least a couple more engagement announcements.

Even though Hef’s Christmas Eve engagement to girlfriend Crystal Harris was probably a product of one too many glasses of wine, we still give him props for scoring a night packed with some of the best sex any 84 year old man alive could possibly desire. Unless Crystal Harris pulls an Anna Nicole Smith, we don’t see a rosy (i.e. lucrative) ending to this temporary engagement. Hef simply has too many smart people around him.
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Anna Berglund & Hef’s “Girlfriend” Crystal Harris @ Tea Room in L.A.

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These were snapped yesterday afternoon as Hugh Hefner’s girlfriend, Crystal Harris & Playmate Anna Berglund were spotted attending the H.Wood.Beauty launch party at the Tea Room in Hollywood. They’re both new to the site, so make sure you bastards do an initial rating…

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Hugh Hefner & His Woman @ @ “Iron Man 2″ Premiere in Hollywood

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So, is that other dude Hef’s son or what? If so, he could do much better. Side note: Hef’s woman = Crystal Harris.

And, of course: DAAAAMMMNNN YOOOUUUUU, HEFF!!!

The film hits theaters on May 7th. Check the “Iron Man 2″ official website for an endless stream of content.

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Hugh Hefner & His Blonde Army @ “Celebrity Catwalk” Benefit

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Which guy wouldn’t kill to be in Hugh Hefner’s shoes for just a night (or two)…? GOD DAMN! That dude gets more action in one weekend than I’ll probably get in my entire lifetime. Bastard.

More about the Celebrity Catwalk fashion show:
It’s an annual benefit where top celebrities lend their time & talent by hitting the catwalk for charity, raising funds & awareness for National Animal Rescue. (Source)

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Hef's Twins Kristina & Karissa Shannon Get Some Weed!

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DAMNNNNNNN YOU, HEF!! I can’t believe Hef has bought out these two hotties for so damn cheap! If you guys wanna learn the exact terms of their hush-hush agreement with Master Hugh Hefner, check out an older article in which Hef’s former girlfriend Kendra Wilkinson comes clean about her life @ the Playboy Mansion.

Anyway, these were pics were snapped yesterday as the twin hotties hit up a medicinal marijuana store in Los Angeles. I guess free weed is just one of the many perks of sexing up Hugh Hefner…

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