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Before I address all the Alec Baldwin bullshit, I gotta make two points w/ regards to Alec’s 16-year-old daughter Ireland, who’s a lovechild from his first marriage to actress Kim Basinger:

1. Why do NYC 16-year-olds look like they’re 23? I know that’s a really creepy & fucked up thing to say, but it’s the truth, damn it.

2. Why’s Ireland wearing boots in 90-degree weather?! It’s supposed to be frickin’ 100 in the city today, so you’d think she’d have better sense of style, especially considering she’s a 16-year-old living in NYC’s Soho neighborhood, of all places. If she was a banker’s daughter living in the Upper East Side, then we could let it slide, but obviously that’s not the case.

Is Alec Baldwin a cranky, old douche bag yet or what? First he attacks a photographer right after getting his marriage license & then the following day, he runs around NYC covered in a white bed sheet in protest of his treatment by the papz. It’s the classic story about an attention-whoring, selfish celebrity who now has all the fame & fortune everyone fantasizes about, but doesn’t like it when photogs crawl into his personal space.

What the fuck?

Doesn’t he understand that without the fame, there’s no fortune? If you don’t want to be photographed, simply move out of your luxurious SoHo digs in NYC to some obscure town in the upstate or, better yet, somewhere in Montana or Oregon.

And, to all you Alec Baldwin fans: Just because an actor is a cranky, old douche bag doesn’t mean you can’t like his work. I still love it when Alec uses his witty sense of humor to defend his crazy actions the following day on some morning TV show or on the next episode of SNL, so let’s see what he has in store this time around.