Posts about Jessica Simpson

LINKS: Aaaw, How Cute! Jessica Simpson’s Already Whoring Out Her Kid

 in the middle of the afternoon by 3

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- DJ Kerli Must Be the Greatest And Sexiest DJ Ever! [HollywoodTuna]
- Rihanna Shows Up Four Hours Late To High School Charity Event, Leaves 16 Minutes Later [The Superficial]
- Matt Damon, George Clooney should have been a pillow fight [Lainey's Gossip]
- Lindsay Lohan still guzzling vodka all the time & she’s going to Brazil, of course [Celebitchy]
- Amanda Bynes’ Family Is Concerned [IDonLikeYouInThatWay]
- Casper Smart Has Hair Now [Dlisted]
- Gemma Arterton’s Promotional Photos For “Byzantium” Will Melt Your Eyeballs [Popoholic]
- Rihanna is Fun on Instagram of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]

- Speaking of Gigantic Boobs [The Blemish]
- The Art And Science Of Beer [Viralosity.tv]
- Josh Duhamel Cups Fergie’s Baby Belly [Socialite Life]
- Christina Aguilera Thinks Justin Bieber Needs to Take It Down Several Notches [Evil Beet]
- Genevieve Morton Is The South African Model You’ll Want to See More Of [Complex]
- MELISSA GORGA Love It Or Hate It? [I'm Not Obsessed]

- Miley Cyrus Keeps the Twerk Team Alive of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Based On the Shreddiest Shreds of Information, Let’s Prejudge All These Shiny New Things Coming To Our Screens [Pajiba]
- Victoria Justice Upskirt Video [Celeb Jihad]
- Brain Freeze Contest Ends In Disaster [BroBible]

- Hayden Panettiere Still Hasn’t Been Crushed [HollywoodTuna]
- Celeb Trend to Try: Emmy Rossum’s Retro Waves [Yeeeah!]
- Blue Ivy Carter Will Tower Over All Of Us [Dlisted]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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Jessica Simpson Makes Million Dollar Mistake: “I Never Knew A Weiner Could Actually Make Me Nauseous”

 while eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by 2

Jessica Simpson revealed that she’s having a boy literally 30 seconds into her interview on last night’s ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’. We’re pretty sure she could’ve at least raked in $2-300K for the exclusive to one of the weekly magazines, but I guess she’ll have to wait for that check until the next baby…

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Baby Machine Jessica Simpson Brings The Links!

 in the middle of the afternoon by 2

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- Sarah Hyland Wears Short Shorts [HollywoodTuna]
- Jessica Simpson’s Going To Have A Third Baby [The Superficial]
- Shia LaBeouf and Alec Baldwin are still fighting over the Theatre [Lainey's Gossip]
- Miley Cyrus & Liam Hemsworth allegedly ‘done’, but they still love each other [Celebitchy]
- ODD COUPLE ALERT! Taylor Lautner And Kristen Stewart Seem To Be Having Fun [IDonLikeYouInThatWay]
- Because I Love A Good Meltdown From An Overdramatic Queen [Dlisted]
- The New Spring Breakers Behind The Scenes Video Is Loaded With Drool-Inducing Bikini Hotness [Popoholic]
- Jessica Alba’s Panty Flash of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]

- Netflix Has Another Original Series, ‘Hemlock Grove’ [The Blemish]
- Mad Chinese Communist Party Official [Viralosity.tv]
- Abigail Breslin: All Grown Up At ‘The Call’ Hollywood Premiere [PHOTOS] [Socialite Life]
- Kate Winslet Compares Love to Carrying Rocks or Something [Evil Beet]
- Sneaker Report Lists The 10 Best Performances in the Air Jordan VII [Complex]
- RIHANNA Clubbing In London [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Jennifer Lawrence is pimping her friends out to Bradley Cooper [Celebslam]

- Candice Swanepoel’s Instagram Upsets Me of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- 8 Instances That Prove That Even The Kings Of Television Make Sh*tty Film Choices [Pajiba]
- Scarlett Johansson Topless Video Leaked [Celeb Jihad]
- Scarlett Johansson Topless Video Leaked [BroBible]

- Beth Humphreys Is Simply Stunning! [HollywoodTuna]
- Rihanna’s New Clothing Line Launches in London [Yeeeah!]
- From The “Duh, Bitch” Files: Taylor Swift Is Terrified Of Being Alone [Dlisted]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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L.A.: Pregnant Jessica Simpson Continues Earning Her Millions

 after a late four martini lunch by 4
**EXCLUSIVE** Eric Johnson and Maxwell visit pregnant Jessica Simpson on the set of a mystery commercial

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

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God damn, this woman is literally amazing at how well she’s able to monetize all stages of her life. These pics snapped yesterday afternoon in Los Angeles as fashion mogul Jessica Simpson was spotted working her pregnancy curves on the set of an unknown TV commercial. Her longtime fiance & baby-daddy Eric Johnson was also on the set with their daughter Maxwell.

Jessica already has a multimillion dollar endorsement deal with Weight Watchers, as well as clothing lines for women & kids, not to mention handbags, perfumes, makeup & God knows what else. Let’s just say money is pouring into her various bank accounts at all times of the day.

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Pregnant Jessica Simpson Brings The Weekend Links!

 early in the evening, before sex by 4

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- Nikki Giavasis’ Booty Is Qualified! [HollywoodTuna]
- Lindsay Lohan’s Sucking Money Out of Ashton Kutcher, Too [The Superficial]
- Ben Affleck Don Draper [Lainey's Gossip]
- Jenny McCarthy on film critic Rex Reed calling her cousin Melissa fat: ‘go to hell’ [Celebitchy]
- Rihanna And Chris Brown Had A Lovely Valentine’s Day [IDonLikeYouInThatWay]
- Mimi Documented Her Valentine’s Night Date With Nick Cannon On Twitter [Dlisted]
- Maxim Names Elisha Cuthbert “TV’s Most Beautiful Woman” [Popoholic]
- NICKI MINAJ DOES SOME BOOTY PICS OF THE DAY [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]

- Harrison Ford Will Reprise Han Solo Role in Next ‘Star Wars’ [The Blemish]
- Drug Hating Boss [Viralosity.tv]
- Brooklyn Decker Thinks Sideboob Is Pretty Sexy [Evil Beet]
- Doutzen Kroes Gets Risqué In German Vogue [Complex]
- KRIS JENNER: “My Biggest Regret Is Divorcing Robert Kardashian” [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Jessica Simpson is huge again . . . and Friday’s Paparazzi Leftovers [Celebslam]

- SI SWIMSUIT HARLEM SHAKE OF THE DAY [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- 8 British and Irish TV Actors America Should Shamelessly Steal [Pajiba]
- New Scarlett Johansson Nude Photo [Celeb Jihad]
- All Of This College Student’s Friends Are Inflatable Pool Toys, He’s Even In Love With One [BroBible]

- Jessica Simpson’s Bumps Are Expanding [HollywoodTuna]
- Brooklyn Decker as a Brunette [Yeeeah!]
- Kris Humphries’ Divorce Lawyer Is Divorcing His Ass [Dlisted]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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Jessica Simpson & Family Bring The Halloween Links!

 late in the afternoon while still at work by 7

Photo Credit: Twitter

- Sofia Vergara Busts Out For Kmart [HollywoodTuna]
- Katy Perry & Russell Brand Got Remarried And Had A Baby in The Middle of The Lakers Game [The Superficial]
- Taylor Swift gave up on Camelot? [Lainey's Gossip]
- Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton’s “Wild Marriage” on the cover of People: why? [Celebitchy]
- Joe Simpson’s Gay Prostitute Is Giving Interviews Now [IDonLikeYouInThatWay]
- Heidi Klum Cancels Her Halloween Party [Dlisted]
- Taylor Swift Turns Up The Sexy For Cosmo [Popoholic]
- ASHLEY GREENE’S TITS FOR GQ UK OF THE DAY [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- COMMUNITY’S ALISON BRIE & GILLIAN JACOBS “PIN UP SPECIAL” [MassAppeal]

- Sacha Baron Cohen Hid a Banana in His Pants [The Blemish]
- Amia Miley Bikini Video [Viralosity.tv]
- Hilarious Time Lapse Of Jumbo Jets Landing Like Toys [VIDEO] [Socialite Life]
- Good Morning, Kim Kardashian, Your Clothes are Inappropriate for Your Errand! [Evil Beet]
- The 25 Thirstiest Celebrity Halloween Costume Comments on Instagram [Complex]
- HOT NEW VIDEO: GREEN DAY’S ‘THE FORGOTTEN’ FOR ‘BREAKING DAWN PART 2′ [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Octomom is in rehab [Celebslam]

- EDITA VILKEVICIUTE HOT SHOOT FOR VOGUE JAPAN OF THE DAY [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- 12 Actors Completely Capable of Scaring Little Children Without the Benefit of a Costume [Pajiba]
- Taylor Swift Has A Penis [Celeb Jihad]
- ‘Frogger’ in Real Life: Watch a Mother Duckling Lead an Inspired Crusade Across a Highway [BroBible]

- Closed mouth smiles and open mouth smiles [Lainey's Gossip]
- Paulina Gretzky’s Super Hot Halloween Costumes [HollywoodTuna]
- Gene Hackman Smacked A Homeless Guy [The Superficial]

- Ashley Greene in Marie Claire [Yeeeah!]
- Taylor Moves Swiftly [Dlisted]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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LAX: Jessica Simpson Isn’t Insecure About Her Rack

 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by 2

Jessica Simpson & Her Huge Rack in LAXPhoto Credit: FameFlynet Pictures

Jessica Simpson, who’s currently making the rounds discussing her various weight issues (boohoo) following pregnancy, was seen cat-walking through LAX alongside her fiance Eric Johnson & the couple’s daughter Maxwell after arriving in from NYC. You gotta love how this woman will find a way to make money at every juncture of this pregnancy, so it’ll be interesting to see how she swindles money from companies in the future. I’m not 100% sure about this, but didn’t she already sell the baby photos?! If not, look for her to make at least a million from those pics.

Anyway, judging by the way she’s letting her rack hang out, it’s nice to see that Jessica still likes the cameras pointed in her direction…

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Jessica Simpson Brings The Morning Links!

 in the weewizzle hours by 12

Photo Credit: IDontLikeYouInThatWay; Pictured: Jessica Simpson Plans To Stay Fat

- Michael Lohan Hopes His New Bastard Turns Out Just Like Lindsay [The Superficial]
- George Zimmerman Killed Trayvon Martin Because It Was “God’s Plan” [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
- The 20 Hottest Photos of Halle Berry [Heavy]
- Tom Hardy Sucking On A Water Bottle [Dlisted]
- Cintia Dicker Titties for Status Magazine July 2012 of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Scarlett Johansson Italian Bikini Goodness [GCeleb]

- Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber making it work in Auckland [Lainey Gossip]
- Did Amber Heard end it with Johnny Depp because she didn’t like the drama? [Celebitchy]
- Hottest Yoga Chick Ever [Diry Rotten Whore, NSFW]
- Jaclyn Swedberg [Caveman Circus]
- Victoria’s Secret Treat: VS Swim 2012 Commercial [Skinny VS Curvy]
- Alex Elliot Can Really Do It All [Uncoached]

- Pete Doherty Gets Kicked Out Of Rehab, Forgets To Zip Up His Pants [Socialite Life]
- Dean Martin vs Frank Sinatra’s Burger Recipie [Ned Hardy]
- Mischa Barton Bombed [CityRag]
- Sam Steele Is The New Erin Andrews [COED Magazine]
- Michelle Keegan Covers Fabulous Magazine [DJMICK]
- Lindsay Ellingson looking all kinds of uber hot again [Brosome]

- Well Played, Mischa Barton [Go Fug Yourself]
- Michelle Jenneke will Steal your Heart [Gunaxin]
- Top 5 Times When It Is Inappropriate to “Tebow” [EgoTV]
- Jorgie Porter Looking Hot [TC Magazine]
- Wendy Fiore will get your heart pounding [Regretful Morning]
- Carrie Underwood’s rare bikini body [Upskt Celebs]

- The Girls of Nuts Summer Special 2012 of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Charlize Theron & Michael Fassbender’s Erotic, Industrial ‘W’ Spread [Heavy]
- Paris Jackson Calls Out Her Uncle Randy For His Lies [Celebrity Smack]
- Sexy Photo: Purple Bra And Big Boobs [Mankind Unplugged]
- Puzzle Bobble [Puzzle Bobble]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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