So in this last minute flood of bikini-related posts to end the year, we see Jodie Marsh and Jill Martin filling out their bikini tops. Well, obviously there’s only one thing we’re focusing on in this post and so you be the judge on who filled out their bikini top better? As you might already know, Jodie is best-known as an English glamour model while Jill is a correspondent for the Today Show
So, what is it with these camera-whore British chicks insisting on ho’ing it up on their birthdays?! Is that the new thing to do or what? And, why can’t Brazilian or American chicks do the same thing on their birthdays?! Just in case you missed Danielle Lloyd’s skanky-ho-flavored birthday party, check the pics here!
Anyway, seeing how this is a Jodie Marsh event, we wouldn’t expect anything but quality. This lady seriously knows how to deliver. If you don’t believe us, just check Jodie’s Bastardly Category for posts from the last couple years. Jodie Marsh has mastered the art of Skanky Ho Camera Whoring! YOU GO GIRL!!
The 29-year-old now has the idol’s face on her arm, and was snapped showing off the design this week.
She has already had images of Buddy Holly and Chuck Berry etched into her skin.
“When gravity takes it toll, you’re left with boobs that really only look good in a push-up bra – which is what mine had become. And I’d got to a point where I was like, I want them to look like this all the time, I don’t want to have to keep pushing them up,” she said. Source
Remember ladies: If you see this dude in London clubs, beware!
As you guys know, Jodie Marsh came dressed as a $2.00 prostitute to the Daylight Robbery UK premiere yesterday, so naturally there were gonna be manwhores at the party looking to pick up on attention-whoring chicks.
Photo Credit: Splash News These were snapped @ the UK premiere of Daylight Robbery, a British flick about how a group of England football supporters pull off the perfect crime by stealing millions of pounds from a London Exchange bank.
In an attempt to showcase Jodie’s level of class, let’s first give you some background. Jodie had an MTV reality show which chronicled her search for a man & then the subsequent wedding. Here’s how it all ended…
The couple married on 1 September 2007 at Sugar Hut, an Essex nightclub. A second ceremony in her mother’s back garden was shown on MTV on 2 September 2007. It was later revealed that Marsh had the wedding paid for by sponsors who believed that the wedding was genuine.
The couple split up in December 2007. Marsh later admitted to Love It magazine in their 8th January 2008 issue that “.. the marriage was for TV. It was never for real.” and “I’m not hiding the fact I did the TV show for money. Of course I did”. [Wiki]
So yeah, if you want an English STD, hit up Jodie for a night or two…
while eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by Jackson21
Jodie Louisa Marsh (born 23 December 1978) is an English glamour model and television personality. She has appeared topless in many tabloid newspapers and has appeared on her own reality TV show, Totally Jodie Marsh.
Marsh is well known for her heated feuds with other celebrities including a feud with fellow glamour-model Jordan. Wiki