Tragedy nearly struck yesterday as super douche Justin Bieber took a tumble while trying to look cool during a jog with his workout buddy at one of the parks in L.A. yesterday afternoon. We didn’t see any post-fall photos, so we aren’t sure what kind of injuries Justin suffered. Normally we stay away from photos of J-Beebs, but we figured some of you guys would find these ones amusing.
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These were snapped yesterday afternoon as Justin Bieber was leaving the Versace Mansion in Miami in his Lamborghini to grab lunch at Prime 112. Minutes before Justin left his luxury hotel (yes, apparently you can cough up a ton of cash and actually stay at the former home of the late designer Gianni Versace), a couple girls were seen leaving the place.
Now, we’re not saying J-Beebs had a threesome or anything, but hey, it’s a well known fact that Justin loves his ladies. I think he might be in some sort of unspoken competition with Leo for who can bang the most chicks over a lifetime. It’s fairly obvious that Justin is favoring quantity over quality, so if I had to bet on a winner between Leo & Beebs, I’d go with the latter.
And, a look inside of the mansion…
Judging by the photos, you can tell that all the invitations that MTV sent out requested that most of the chicks in attendance wear a dangerously low-cut dress on the red carpet. Aside from a few, mostly everyone happily complied.
With that said, who’s in your top three? Amanda Cerny definitely caught our eye, as well as Shay Mitchell.
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I think it’s safe to say that this will be the first & probably the last time we’ll be seeing Justin with his new puppy Esther. Why does he even bother naming his pets anyway?
Justin was seen leaving Miami on a private plane yesterday afternoon with a group of friends after reportedly having a meeting with his lawyers. We’re assuming he’s still battling the DUI incident from January, 2014? From the wiki: “Bieber was arrested in Miami Beach, Florida together with singer Khalil, on suspicion of DUI, driving with an over six month expired licence and resisting arrest without violence.” Maybe he’ll run out of cash before this goes to trial we’ll see Justin go to jail for a few months?
Judging by what he looks like in this photo, Justin looks either drugged up or extremely tired after staying up too late partying it up with his new puppy.
SuperDouche Justin Bieber was seen rocking a hippie-inspired getup while leaving The Grafton on Sunset bar in West Hollywood last night. I guess this bar is on the list of places he visits while on his sugar-baby prowls throughout the week. It seems like he left alone, but not before showing some love to his Beliebers. Those chicks look barely 16, so I’m pretty shocked they were cruising around Sunset.
I’m sure it’s making all the Hailey’s dad Stephen Baldwin very proud. I wonder what a father feels like when he learns his daughter is sleeping with Justin Bieber? It’s probably somewhere in between “I’m going to kill that mother fucker” & “Maybe this will be good for her career?” Ok, I’m sure it weighs heavily on the former.
These latest photos were snapped earlier in the week as Justin & Hailey were spotted grabbing lunch at Earth Cafe in West Hollywood (confirming that they want everyone to know about their relationship). Following their lunch & before JBeebs got dirty, they both did the typical teenager thing and went shopping for sneakers at Sportie LA. After spending New Years in Turks and Caicos together, Justin denied rumors that the pair were romantically involved, telling his 20 million Instagram followers, “People are crazy. “I’m super single and this is my good friend u would know otherwise.” Good one, Justin.
No need to thank us, all you J-Beeb fans!
The pop sensation was seen rocking a Clippers jersey while playing basketball at the Stella Azzura Roma court in Rome.
Apparently this is the same court where Rome’s professional team trains. Justin should try to pull the same stunt at one of the public courts in NYC, LA or Detroit. I’d love to see video footage of one of those games…
Douche-extraordinaire Justin Bieber was seen going shirtless again as he played golf with his dad Jeremy Bieber and friends in Stratford, Canada. Apparently they were chilling at his dad’s house, which I’m pretty sure that Justin bought for him. Justin was working on his putt at a hole located adjacent to his dad’s house.
In other news, Selena Gomez was also seen riding on an ATV with Justin over the weekend. Selena definitely has some issues she needs to get over considering she’s always going back to this dude. Maybe it’ll hit her when Justin declares bankruptcy in a few years…
We’ve been longtime fans of Victoria’s Secret model Shanina Shaik, so we were a little surprised to see her name appear in the same sentence as “Justin Bieber,” “his yacht” and “Ibiza,” but hey, we completely understand. Even though I hate to admit it, if Justin invited us onto his yacht in Ibiza, I’m pretty sure we’d accept and probably for the same reasons as Shanina: A) It’s a frickin’ yacht; B) It’s Justin Bieber and the experience will undoubtedly make for a crazy story later on C) It’s not going to cost us anything. With that said, let’s just hope Shanina didn’t have to give up anything else in order to cruise around the beautiful waters around Ibiza in the company of Justin Bieber and his army of bodyguards.
Of course, this comes just a day after Justin was involved in an apparent physical altercation (or at least his bodyguards were) with actor Orlando Bloom after saying things about Orlando’s ex-wife Miranda Kerr. Does Orlando Bloom really think that Miranda Kerr would do anything with Justin Bieber?!?! From all the Miranda interviews I’ve listened to, she comes off as a very decent & intelligent woman—at least one who wouldn’t fall for an obvious douche bag like Justin Bieber. Then again, it’s possible J-Beebs caught her during a vulnerable time while she was going through the separation, but still, even in that scenario, Miranda doesn’t seem like the Justin Bieber-type. It’s shameful & embarrassing to even think about it and I don’t blame Orlando for taking a shot.
World-famous super-douche Justin Bieber was rocking a colorful shirt (probably cost him $2500) as he popped into a Whole Foods store for a pack of gum in Sherman Oaks! Who the hell hits up Whole Foods for gum, anyway?!
Judging by the way he’s rolling in a chauffeured SUV and wearing designer threads, we’re going to assume Justin is still making tons of cash from his various YouTube videos, as well as Facebook & Twitter, where he has countless millions who follow his every move.
Having said that, the guy has such an expensive lifestyle that one of these days, when the cash stops flowing as fast as it must be flowing right now, he will inevitably go bankrupt. Let’s face it, we’ve seen similar rise & fall stories in the past, so it’s only a matter of time. Regardless of when it happens, I have a feeling a lot of people are going to enjoy watching Justin getting pissed on by life’s Darkside.
And in other Bieber-douche news, we’re learning that he may have broken his probation this weekend after police were called six times to a party at his Beverly Hills apartment. If the LA County Probation Department decides he’s broken the terms of his probation, the Biebs could be facing jail time! Let’s on end on that good note…