Posts about Kate Middleton

Prince William & Kate Middleton Apparently Getting Closer Since Kate Got Pregnant

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Royal photographer Mark Stewart recently decided to drop some secrets about the Royal couple & told People Magazine that, “They’re much more touchy-feely than they were.”

Everything coming out of the Royal circles is scripted, so not surprisingly the Royal photog wasn’t the only person who felt this way. The Royal author, Judy Wade, also showered the Kate & William with some flowery comments saying, “They’ve always been close, but it is much more pronounced since she has become pregnant. There appears to be new, deeper bond between them.” Are you teary eyed yet or what?

Again, I would love to assume that everything is going great & it’s all lovey-dovey 24/7, but we all know that if money, fame & status had anything to do with keeping happily married for prolonged periods, it would’ve worked for countless other people before Kate & William tied the royal knot. I guess when chicks make the transition from commoner to royal, it takes slightly longer for them to settling in & hijacking the marriage for their own personal needs.

If she hasn’t already, Kate’s giant ego will inevitably surface soon after the birth of her first child and the humble persona that she’s been proudly parading from event to event will soon disappear. Undoubtedly, she’ll slowly become unappreciative of everything that was blessed upon her after she won the Royal Lottery and got hitched with Prince William. It’s only a matter of time. It’s human nature to take things for granted and begin to feel entitled. Let’s just say Disney fairy tales have happy endings, but sadly the fairy tales of real life nearly always end with extreme amounts of pain & regret, followed by a few years of heavy drinking & drug use. Again, it’s only a matter of time.

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Kate Middleton Becomes First Royal Family Member in our Celebrity Grass Watch Category!

Duke And Duchess Of Cambridge Visit The Child Bereavement Centre In High Wycombe

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GOOD FOR HER!!

As if she’s not already blessed enough, Duchess Of Cambridge Princess Catherine‘s latest achievement comes in the form of gaining entry into our ultra-exclusive Celebrities Walking on Grass category, further enhancing our resolve to catalog famous people performing extremely monotonous tasks.

Always remember, if you’re feeling down & want to cater to your fetish of looking at photos of celebrities walking through grass, feeding parking meters, going up & down curbs or even walking through airports, we got you sick bastards covered! If you have fetishes not mentioned above, please contact us or leave us a message in the comments.

These were snapped earlier today as Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge and Prince William, Duke of Cambridge, arrived at the The Clare Foundation. The lovebirds, who’re currently expecting their first child, also took time out of their Royal Schedules to visit High Wycombe’s Child Bereavement Centre.

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TRAGEDY STRIKES!! Princess Catherine’s Royal Heel Gets Stuck In A Drain!

The Duchess of Cambridge gets her heel stuck in a drain on the parsed ring at the  Irish Guards’ St Patrick’s Day Parade

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British subjects across the United Kingdom let out a huge sigh of relief yesterday during the Irish Guards St Patrick’s Day Parade when time briefly stopped as Princess Catherine struggled to unshackle her heel from a drain. The pregnant princess did her best to pull her heel out of the dirty drain while everyone else just stood around watching. You’d think one of her slaves–I mean subjects–would’ve helped with the heel, but that wasn’t the case. We’re pretty sure somebody lost their job over it. And, from what we know, this is the first time Kate has bent down in public.

During the annual St. Patrick’s Day event, the Duchess presented the traditional sprigs of shamrock. It’s nice to see Kate still on the Royal Clock doing some work before she goes on Royal Maternity Leave.

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Kate Middleton Working Again: Walking, Waving, Smiling, Shaking Hands & Showing Her Legs.

Pregnant Kate Middleton Visits Hope House

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We’re assuming Pregnant Kate, Duchess of Cambridge got bored sitting indoors watching “Real Housewives” all day, so we’re not surprised that she decided to return to her Royal duties, even though she’s on maternity leave at the moment. Now, that’s what we call a hard-working royal employee!! Earlier today she was seen making a Royal visit to Hope House in London where the beautiful princess met with clients & staff of the residential treatment center operated by Action on Addiction.

Kate looked beautiful in a very subdued dress by designer MaxMara & even though she isn’t showing a baby bump just yet, Kate played it safe by keeping her hands over her belly area when she wasn’t waving or shaking hands.

As for the thought bubbles over the men, we’re not 100% sure they were thinking about topless Kate the entire time, but we’re pretty sure the nude pics crossed their minds at least once during the meeting.

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Kate Middleton Leaves Hospital; World Breathes Collective Sigh Of Relief

Kate Middleton, The Duchess of Cambridge leaves the King Edward VII Hospital on December 6, 2012 in London, England where she has spent the past 3 days being treated for acute morning sickness. Kate left the hospital on the arm of her husband Prince William.

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It’s almost as if Kate Middleton is giving birth to the future savior of planet earth, but it’s only an unfairly entitled kid who’s third in line to the meaningless throne of England.

Judging by all the bullshit that happened during her brief stay at King Edward VII Hospital, we’re pretty sure all her care will be done inside a London palace while Kate is pregnant. I just can’t see her taking monthly trips to the O/B and then delivering inside a regular hospital room.

Here’s the prank call to Kate Middleton’s hospital room:

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IT’S OFFICIAL: Royal Honeymoon Period Ends; Kate Middleton & Prince Willam Expecting First Child

**BREAKING NEWS** NEW BABY ON THE WAY!! Prince William and Duchess Kate Middleton announce they are expecting their first baby, who will be third in line to the throne. The Royal couple got married in 2011. Both are aged 30.

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As if people didn’t already know, but Prince William & Duchess Kate Middleton made it official by announcing that they’re expecting their first baby, who will be third in line to the British throne. As it happens so often, their fairytale marriage will face its biggest challenge during the pregnancy, as well as soon after once life changes. Even with their army of nannies, life won’t get any easier, especially when you add the media element to the mix. Plus, didn’t Prince Charles’ marriage to Princess Diana start its downward trend once she became a mother? Then again, Prince William seems too damn boring to sleep around behind Kate’s back, but hey, anything is possible, right? Whatever the case, we wish them all the best.

While we wait for the leaked Royal Ultrasound Photos to appear inside French & Italian magazines, anybody want to take a stab at possible Royal Baby Names? It’ll probably be a boring one like Elizabeth or William or maybe Kate will have her way & get to choose something normal (very doubtful)?

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Princess Kate Middleton Gets Compliments On Her Topless Pics By Her Subjects

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Princess Kate Middleton is making the PR rounds to help begin the process of cleaning up slightly sullied image after French & Italian magazines ruthlessly published topless & nude images of her sunbathing while on vacation in southern France. Short of wearing a hat & a pair of gloves, Kate was completely covered—just in case some bastard photographer tried to sneak an upskirt photo or something. Last month’s photo scandal was the end of Kate & Prince William’s short-lived love affair with the media. It’s all back to normal now where both parties have very little trust in each other.

Earlier this morning Kate made a royal visit to Newcastle Civic Centre & Elswick park in Newcastle, meeting with sick, disabled and/or poor kids, letting them know that she cares about them. From a personal standpoint, if I was terminally ill or disabled for life, Princess Kate would be the last person I’d want to see. I feel like it would kickoff even more depression.

Anyway, s always, she looked like a million bucks from a fashion standpoint, decked out in a beautiful coat by, what appears to be a by London-based designer Reiss. Kate has previously wore coats by the designer, but who knows, she might have upgraded to something more luxurious & possibly, French. Can any of you fashionistas tell?

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French Continue Screwing British Royal Family; Magazine Publishes Nude Pics of Kate Middleton—You Saw Them Here Last!

Kate Middleton Nude Pic Photo Naked

With the Prince Harry nude photo scandal just fading away, this isn’t exactly what the British royal family wanted to hit the newswires–especially while Prince William & Princess Catherine are strolling through mosques in Malaysia.

French gossip magazine “Closer” has gotten its slimy hands on topless photos of Kate Middleton taken earlier this summer as she enjoyed a romantic vacation with hubby Prince William in Provence. Sure it’s kinda fucked-up that these photos are getting published, but shouldn’t Kate understand that when she cashed in her private life to become royalty, there are certain things she can’t do. If you want to be topless so badly, why not give your royal servants the day off & run around the royal palace?

The magazine cover was photographed by somebody at a newsstand & features teaser photos along with the caption “World Exclusive: Kate and William in Provence: Oh My God!” If that wasn’t enough, the magazine’s editor Laurence Pieau says the actual photos show Kate Middleton fully topless.

As a contrast to the topless scandal, here’s a photo of Duchess of Cambridge visiting the Assyakirin Mosque in Kuala Lumpar earlier today. The couple are currently on a tour of South-East Asia on behalf of the Queen to mark her Diamond Jubilee.
Kate Middleton Wears Headscarf in MalaysiaPhoto Credit: Splash News Online

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