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Yup, Katie Price Got Dressed Up Like A Skanky-Ho To Peddle Her Stuff To Trashy Brits

Katie Price attends a photocall for ColourB4

As the saying goes, “Get what you want by deserving what you want,” and I think it’s safe to say that Katie Price goes the extra mile (or in this case, kilometre) when it comes to deserving each and every sale. We should mention that the woman has a $40 million net worth, so obviously she’s doing something right when it comes to marketing her crap.

These were snapped earlier today as she attended a photo call event held for her new ColourB4 hair color removal product at the Worx studio in London.

Katie Price ColourB4 photocall

Katie Price Brings The Morning Links!

katiepricejettrivera2013Photo Credit: Dlisted; Katie Price Is Somebody’s Mother Again

– Casper Smart confirms JLO’s return to American Idol [Lainey Gossip]
– Open Post: Hosted By Beyonce’s Weave Flip [Dlisted]
– Sometimes Kids Are Just F-ing Awesome And Funny [Guy Code Blog]
– Johanna Lundbäck Is Seriously Beautiful [Caveman Circus]
– Jennifer Aniston on morning runs: ‘Getting older, my body ain’t what it used to be’ [Celebitchy]

– Kourtney Kardashian Claims Paternity Test Proves Scott Disick Is Mason’s Father [The Superficial]
– Helga Lovekaty Is What Dreams Are Made Of [Regretful Morning]
– Olivia Wilde On The Late Show With David Letterman [See Her Tonight] [COED]
– Cute Rat in a Cute Costume (Pic) [EgoTV]
– DUDE. be nice [Mankind Unplugged]

– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

Who Wants To Buy Katie Price’s Pink Range Rover?

Katie Price offers her pink Range rover for sale on Twitter.

Rather than letting one of her lackeys take care of the sale, Katie “Jordan” Price is resorting to using her 1.75 million-strong Twitter followers to do some free marketing. Not a bad idea.

Katie reportedly paid 100,000 Pounds for the 2011 Range Rover Vogue (RIP OFF!!!) and used it as her wedding car when she temporarily tied the knot with builder and part-time stripper Kieran Hayler. Aside from a collection of STDs, the SUV will come with a personalized plate reading ‘KPII HOT’.

So, what do you guys think she’ll get for this thing?

London: Katie Price Launches Swimwear; Redefines Tasteless Marketing

Photo Credit: WENN

A couple days ago someone told me to retire our “Sults & Whores” category b/c it makes the site look cheap & dirty (don’t laugh), but if we were to run with the suggestion, where the hell would we put people like Katie Price? Definitely not “Babes” or even “Bastardly Ladies” b/c let’s face it, this lady is a special breed of dirty & cheap. Another idea that crossed my mind was renaming our “Sluts & Whores” category to “Katie Price” and call it a day.

Anyway, these were snapped earlier today in as London’s premiere marketing prostitute Katie Price launched her new swimwear line to go along with her equestrian collection, lingerie for fat people, accessories & of course, children’s books. I know we ask the same question each time, but What the fuck is wrong with the people who buy into her shit?

Celebrity Leftovers: Kim Kardashian, Angelina Jolie, Zoe Saldana & Others

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News; Fame Pictures

We’re trying something new w/ these daily leftovers (time permitting, of course) in hopes to cover multiple celebs in one full swoop. All these were snapped either Monday or Tuesday.

Ali Larter: Earlier today (Tuesday, Dec. 6) she was spotted leaving a UPS store in West Hollywood.

Angelina: Hitting up an Interview in NYC to promote her new film “In the Land of Blood and Honey.” Check pics from her premiere here.

Emily Blunt: Seen hitting the gym in West Hollywood. (Earlier today Tuesday, Dec. 6).

Skanky-Ho Katie Price: Currently in L.A. spending some of her cash from peddling stupid books, clothes & lingerie to naive Brits. She was seen stopping off at The Ivy for a bite to eat with her entourage.

Kim Kardashian: Wow, where has this chick been hiding lately? She was spotted leaving a studio in Los Angeles earlier today. Latest news on the divorce storyline involves Kris Humphries filing a request to annul their 72 day marriage, claiming that it was a total fraud. Assuming he’s still not on the Kardashian payroll, I’m really pulling for Kris.

Emma Roberts: Seen hitting up a nail salon in Beverly Hills. (Monday, Dec. 5).

Zoe Saldana: She hit up Cecconi’s in West Hollywood for a quick bite & then dropped by her office in Beverly Hills. As always, looking very sexy! I absolutely love this chick’s taste in fashion…

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News; Fame Pictures
Photo Credit: Fame Pictures

Unbelievable. Katie Price Releases Book #352, Titled “Santa Baby”

Photo Credit: WENN

We sat on this since yesterday afternoon only because we were in limbo whether to post or not, but since our coverage is mainly negative in hopes of convincing confused people NOT to buy Katie Price’s long line of products, I figure briefly mentioning her book launch is worthwhile.

For those of you wondering about the book, it’s apparently about Katie’s most popular character Angel Summer (sounds like a stripper/prostitute). Here’s more juice from Amazon:

Angel Summer is Katie’s most popular character. We first met her when she was Britain’s Number 1 glamour model in Katie’s first novel, “Angel”, and then in “Angel Uncovered”. Now in Katie’s seventh and latest novel, “Santa Baby”, Angel’s glamour days are behind her, she’s happily married to Cal and hoping to have another baby. But, as ever, drama is just around the corner, when Angel meets her half sister Tiffany for the time…As soon as they meet, Angel and Tiffany feel as if they’ve know each other for years, and before she knows it, Tiffany is working as a stylist on Angel’s TV programme, and going out with Raul, a Brazilian racing driver who has all the girls after him. If only Angel’s sexy bodyguard Sean could be as welcoming. Obviously he has things on his mind, like the kidnap threat hanging over Angel and her daughter Honey. As everyone gathers at Angel and Cal’s mansion for Christmas, Sean’s defences finally drop. But as he relaxes, Tiffany finds herself in terrible danger…With sales of her books in excess of 4.5 million copies, Katie Price is firmly established as one of Britain’s bestselling authors.

I know I’ve asked this question a thousand times, but why do the people in the U.K. keep this woman in business?! Any of you bastards across the pond want to chime in? With the horrible economic situation over there, I’m shocked regular British citizens have disposable income to spend on total, utter bullshit. I would rather burn my cash on shitty, overpriced coffee from Starbucks than buy anything from Katie Price.

Katie “Jordan” Price Launches A New Magazine; Holds Another Classy Launch!

Photo Credit: WENN

You have to be kidding me? Each time I see this woman peddling something new, I feel more & more sorry for the naive English people who cough up their hard earned cash to help support Katie Price’s massive empire that encompasses adult & children clothing lines, perfumes, books & now magazines. It’s literally pathetic that a woman like this can be one of the richest celebrities in the U.K. at a time when the world economy is slowly swirling down the global toilet bowl.

Anyway, these were snapped earlier today as Katie Price attempts to fill the gaping hole left at newsstands across the U.K. with the shuttering of “News of the World” by launching her own self-titled magazine. From the looks of the mag’s cover, it appears each issue will be only about Katie. I’m pretty sure her robotic fans have already signed up for multiple annual subscriptions & can’t wait to get their hands on the first issue!

People Actually Lined Up For Katie Price’s Autograph

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They didn’t just line up, but Katie Price was actually trying to break a world record for number of autographs signed at a single book signing. The record was set by former world chess champion, Anatoli Karpov, who signed 1,951 copies of his book within eight hours back in 2006. Her publisher Random House wouldn’t reveal the actual number she signed, so we’re assuming she didn’t break the record. If she did in fact break the record, I’m pretty sure Karpov would write a new book simply to reclaim the record. Needless to say, what the fuck is this world coming to?
Photo Credit: Fame Pictures

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