…Or maybe I’ve drank way too many cups of coffee and her bangs are throwing me off? Whatever the case, I think the guy’s doing pretty good for himself!
Anyway, pro snowboarder Shaun White, who doesn’t appear sad & depressed anymore after coming up empty at the Sochi Winter Olympics last month, was seen walking around arm in arm with his girlfriend in the East Village yesterday afternoon. It’s nice to see that he’s actually trying to have a normal life these days away from snowboarding. Gotta let somebody spend those millions, damn it!
Oscar-winning director Quentin Tarantino arrived with a young mystery woman earlier today in Paris to presumably hit up various Paris Fashion Week events. Aside from taking her shopping and letting his new play-thing enjoy seeing front row at a fashion show, he’s probably spending most of the time back at his hotel room having crazy amounts of freaky, Quentin Tarantino-style sex (if you can think it up, he’s into it).
As if dabbling in Mile High Club sex wasn’t already enough for these two, Tarantino and his sex-toy locked lips soon after their arrival into the ‘city of love’.
As most of you guys heard, Mark Zuckerberg’s Facebook purchased WhatsApp for a jaw-dropping $19 billion last week. The young billionaires served as keynote speakers at the the annual Mobile World Congress going down right now in Barcelona, so naturally, they threw a big party to celebrate Facebook’s huge purchase.
Aside from celebrating the WhatsApp deal, Mark Zuckerberg also celebrated his wife Priscilla Chan’s 29th birthday last night at Bourjois Restaurant.
WhatsApp co-founder Jan Koum brought along his temporary girlfriend to the party, so we’ll see how long it takes him to upgrade—not that his current girlfriend is all that bad or anything. From a distance, she kind of looks like Olga Kurylenko, but when you get a little closer, the Olga thing goes out the window.
For those of you guys who want to also rock this coat must keep in mind that in order to pull this thing off successfully you need to be banging at least five different chicks each week. Three or four simply won’t cut it. The fact that Gerard Butler can walk around NYC without a couple ladies attached to him is a further testament to his pimpness and hints at the fact that he might be banging upwards of 9-10 chicks a week (Twosome Tuesdays and Threesome Thursdays)! On that note…
Pictured: Léa Seydoux, Sai Bennett and Alicia Vikander
Léa Seydoux: Definitely one of the sexiest ladies on the red carpet last night! Also, I’m really digging those to F-me stares into the camera and if she threw a few of those same stares in Leo’s direction, I’m sure Lea won the Leo Red Carpet Lottery.
Sai Bennett is a British model, so we know how Leo gets around them. If were putting money on this, I’d go with Sai simply because she’s a model. More about Sai here >>>
Alicia Vikander: We love Alicia, but I think she might just be too much of an actress for Leo.
These were snapped yesterday as the couple were spotted walking out of Bel Bambini baby boutique after purchasing a car seat for their nine-month-old daughter named Briseis. Damn, why didn’t Reggie just go after Kendall or Khloe if he was into the Kardashians so much. It appears this chick is spending too much time with the newborn and not enough time at the gym! Hire a personal trainer before it’s too late, Reggie! Chop-Chop!
Damn, David Schwimmer’s 47?!?! Ok, now I’m feeling old!
The former star of the NBC’s hit series ‘Friends’ was spotted at a special screening of ‘White Gold’ held at Museum of Modern Art last night with his wife Zoe Buckman. Unlike Jennifer Aniston, his career didn’t exactly take off following his TV gig, but when your net worth is around $80 million, who really gives a shit? I’m sure D.Schims just lives off the interest & every once in a while takes a shot at producing something. Plus, he has a hot piece of ass for a wife, so I’m sure she keeps him busy, as well…
Retired NBA 3-point specialist Reggie Miller was seen out & about Venice yesterday afternoon as he was decked-out in full UCLA gear while going for a stroll with his girlfriend & their newborn baby Abbot Kinney (yes, it’s safe to assume that Reggie didn’t choose that name).
The 18-year NBA veteran is currently enjoying his retirement after landing a sweet NBA analyst gig at TNT Sports. We should note that Reggie divorced his ex-wife Marita Stavrou back in April, 2001 and since then he’s been enjoying the sugar daddy lifestyle (temporarily put on hold, of course).