Sticking to website policy (i.e. All Kardashian-family posts get 10-15 seconds of our time—for 98% of Kardashian-family posts), we’ve budgeted 10 seconds for this particular post. The sisters hit a grand opening event for the Miami Beach location of their clothing store DA—oh, times up! Sorry, girls.
Apologies in advance for including Kourtney Kardashian. Long story short, but I needed a mom with her kid to fill the right side of the lead photo & Ale was way too hot for the batch, Kim is still hiding with North West (HAHAHAHAHAHA) & Hilary Duff didn’t venture outside yesterday, so we were stuck with a Kardashian.
These were snapped yesterday on Easter Sunday as various members of the Kardashian family were spotted hitting up church. Even Devil Kardashian took time out of her busy daughter-whoring schedule to join her kids in prayer…
Curiously, Kim Kardashian & Kanye were nowhere to be seen. It sucks that she couldn’t make it because I was looking forward to her Easter dress.
Pictured: Kim Kardashian; Kourtney & Kim, Emmy Rossum & Miley Cyrus
So yeah, aside from Heidi Klum & her boobs, there were others in attendance at the 21st Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation’s Oscar Viewing Party. Aside from the ladies, Steven Tyler was also there, so I’d love to see video footage of him chatting it up Heidi b/c even though he’s pushing 65, you know the rock star inside tried to get a piece…
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The entire Kardashian/Jenner Family came out, yes, even Lamar Odom (who’s still collecting that Mavericks’ paycheck even without playing), for the opening of Scott Disick’s RYU restaurant in NYC. Granted we don’t know or give a rip about Scott Disick but who knew that he was a restaurateur? Well, it’s our assumption that he’s mooching off Kourtney’s money to fund this operation and our guess it’ll be the focus on an upcoming episode of that Kardashian show, whatever they’re calling it this season. Anyway, file this under the “Who cares?” category because really, who’s gonna want to go out of their way to put more money in this family’s pockets?