Posts about Kristen Stewart

Kristen Stewart & Taylor Swift Bring The Morning Links!

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taylorkstewcryingintoeachothersarmsPhoto Credit: Dlisted; Kristen Stewart Is Crying Tears Of Loneliness Onto Taylor Swift’s Unicorn Shirt

- Katie Holmes’s wet t-shirt on the set of Mania Days [Lainey Gossip]
- Shia LaDouche’s Peen Will Not Make An Appearance In Nymphomaniac [Dlisted]
- Is Shaq Preparing A Sequel To 1994 Game ‘Shaq-Fu’? [Guy Code Blog]
- And This Is Why Jaclyn Swedberg Was The 2012 Playboy Playmate Of The Year [Caveman Circus]
- Rihanna pays tribute to Marilyn Monroe on Instagram: stunning or ridic? [Celebitchy]

- Jon Bon Jovi Called Justin Bieber An Asshole [The Superficial]
- This Is What Happens When You Let Your Parrot Watch Porn [Regretful Morning]
- Champions League Final WAG Off: Bayern München vs Borussia Dortmund [COED Magazine]
- 20 Models in Really Awkward Poses [EgoTV]
- Alexander McQueen “Summer Joust Hi-Top” Puma [Mankind Unplugged]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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Met Costume Gala: Kristen Stewart Wears Stella McCartney

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What’s up w/ these atrocious jumpsuits on young chicks with killer bodies? I don’t get it. I have to admit, I might feel differently about the outfit if it was more tightly fitted to Kristen’s body b/c the way she’s wearing it now, it looks like she might be pregnant. Needless to say, I expected better from Stella McCartney.

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Fashionable Hippy Chic Couples at Coachella 2013, Day 2

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Picturd: Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson, Sophia Bush, Kate Bosworth & Michael Polsih

Day 2 of The Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival in Indio, California, came to a wrap and here are the couples. As you can see, the famous dudes don’t seem to care about this hippy chic “uniform” for attending Coachella. Anyways, as we’ve previously mentioned, this year’s performers which include Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Postal Service, Wu-Tang Clan, Blur, The Stone Roses, Social Distortion, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, 2 Chainz, Modest Mouse, and Earl Sweatshirt, to name a few. Check out the entire lineup and hit up Coachella for a live feed.

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Picturd: Audrina Patridge & Corey Bohan, Ireland Baldwin & Slater Trout

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Fashionable Ladies @ Nickelodeon 2013 Kids’ Choice Awards

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Jessica Alba, Katy Perry, Kristen Stewart, Danica Patrick

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Pictured: Jessica Alba, Katy Perry, Kristen Stewart, Danica Patrick

Here a more attendees from Nickelodeon’s 26th Annual Kids’ Choice Awards held at USC Galen Center in Los Angeles. If you want to consider anyone a big winner, perhaps Kristen Stewart taking home two KCAs, Favorite Movie Actress for Twilight and Favorite Female Buttkicker for Snow White. In addition, Katy Perry won for Favorite Female Singer and Danica Patrick for Favorite Female Athlete. In case you were wondering, celebrities who got slimed at the event were Pitbull, Dwight Howard, Josh Duhamel, Sandra Bullock, Neil Patrick Harris, and Nick Cannon. Check out a full list of winners and for more info visit 2013 Kids’ Choice Awards at Nick.com.

Fergie, Karina Smirnoff, Kesha, Khloe Kardashian

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Pictured: Fergie, Karina Smirnoff, Kesha, Khloe Kardashian

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Oscars 2013: Kristen Stewart Was Painfully Awkward; How Did She Injure Her Legs?

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As expected, the fact the Academy Awards is watched by countless millions, Kristen Stewart not only walked on stage with a limp, but also awkwardly limped her way through the presentation of the award for Best Production Design. Thankfully Daniel Radcliffe was on hand to add some normalcy & make the 30 seconds a little painful. Also, it’s very interesting that producers of the show chose a Brit male to present alongside a chick whom British men recently voted as the ‘Least Sexy Hollywood Actress’ following a crazy 2012.

As for her Kristen’s foot, she claims she recently injured it when she cut her foot after stepping on glass—probably during another crazy session of makeup sex with Robert Pattinson (curiously didn’t make it to the awards). Whatever happened, limping around in crutches is a great way to gain some love & sympathy from your peers.

MORE: See All The Photos From The Oscars!

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Fashionable Ladies Walk The Oscar 2013 Red Carpet

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Amanda Seyfried, Jenna Dewan, Jennifer Aniston, Reese Witherspoon, Samantha Barks

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Pictured: Amanda Seyfried, Jenna Dewan, Jennifer Aniston, Reese Witherspoon, Samantha Barks

So the 85th Annual Academy Awards happened, in case you weren’t sure of all these posts that we’re flooding the site. Since we’re working to get these red carpet photos up as soon as possible we’ve yet to find out some of the night’s winners for the top awards like Best Picture and Best Actor but Jennifer Lawrence won Best Actress for Silver Linings Playbook and Anne Hathaway took home Best Supporting Actress for Les Miserables while Christoph Waltz took home Best Support Actor for Django Unchained. Keep up with the full list of winners as the Wiki page updates. For more coverage, visit the Oscars official website.

Kristen Stewart, Olivia Munn, Sandra Bullock, Stacy Keibler, Zoe Saldana

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Pictured: Kristen Stewart, Olivia Munn, Sandra Bullock, Stacy Keibler, Zoe Saldana

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Kristen Stewart Voted “Least Sexy Hollywood Actress”

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“Twilight star Kristen Stewart is the Hollywood actress men would least like to get their teeth into.”[The Independent]

Looks like K.Stew has few male fans in the UK, at least according to the respondents of a poll surveyed by MenKind in Britain which asked British Men which Hollywood actresses they found the least attractive. Kristen Stewart takes the top spot, beating out such past winners as Sarah Jessica Parker, Lindsay Lohan, and Tilda Swinton.

According to the site, “Our Oscars poll has been a fascinating insight into the minds of British men – it’s shown that sexiness is far more than appearance. They were turned off by volatile and moody actresses as well as ice queens. And they don’t want to see unhealthily skinny starlets on the big screen.”

Uh huh. As for Stewart, we’re not sure she minds being crowned The Least Desirable Woman in Tinsel Town. She told Vanity Fair this past summer that, “That thought embarrasses me so much that I look like shit in half my photos, and I don’t give a f**k.”

Here’s Kristen winning the heart of at least one British dude…
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Pictured: Kristen gettin’ it on with Snow White and the Huntsman director, Rupert Sanders. What the fuck was she thinking?

And here’s Kristen looking absolutely repulsive at various events over the past year:

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Pictured: Cannes Film Festival, Last year @ ComicCon, & at the MTV Movie Awards

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Kristen Stewart: V Magazine, January 2012; What’s Next For K-Stew?

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Kristen Stewart: V Magazine Cover & Photo Shoot, January 2012

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With all her “Twilight” success behind her, Kristen Stewart has obviously earned a lot of cash & afforded herself the luxury to take it easy when choosing future projects. Judging by her taste in shitty projects, don’t expect her to win an Oscar anytime soon. According to Forbes, she was the highest paid actress in 2012 with a total stash of $34.5 million. She earned most of the total in the final two installments of “Twilight” w/ $12.5 million each, so it’s nice to see those bastard suits finally coughed up some dough.

As of right now Kristen’s IMDb page is still showing “Snow White and the Huntsman 2″ as an upcoming project, but last we heard she was off the sequel. When you account for how badly she acted in the film, I don’t think it’ll be too difficult finding a capable actress for the sequel. I watched it theaters (for Charlize Theron) and was shocked at how Kristen basically transplanted her monotone character from the “Twilight” series into “Snow White” and nobody behind the cameras gave a shit. I guess when you’re fucking the director & God knows who else, they won’t complain about your shitty acting skills. Maybe that’s how J. Alba landed all role after role?!? Hmmmmmm.

I have a feeling Kristen will take it easy and for her sake, maybe consider enrolling in a few acting courses b/c she really has to find a way to rediscover herself in a non-”Twilight” setting. During her brief hiatus from acting, let’s also hope she reassesses her entire process behind choosing future projects.

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