Who knows, maybe Kendall and Kylie are big fans of some goth band? At least we hope that’s the case. The sisters were seen going with a very leggy leather & lace getup during Day 2 of Coachella. The following day, Kendall was dressed more normal with a white tank & dangerously-short short-shorts (the usual Coachella uniform for all chicks in attendance).
The Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival finished up the first of two weekends yesterday. If you’re interested in hitting it up, get ready to cough up some cash because the event is supposedly sold out. More info here >>>
Sticking to our site-wide 10-second Kardashian rule, we’re allowing ourselves only 10 seconds for the following writeup. With that said, jailbait reality TV star Kylie Jenner was seen leaving Urth Caffe in West Hollywood. Looks like somebody’s cruising around in her sister’s souped-up G-Wagon (actually, I’m sure the family owns a fleet of these)!
Don’t know about you bastards, but I learned to drive in a shitty Chrysler New Yorker, but the car did say “Your door is ajar” and from what I know, the G-Wagon doesn’t talk—or who knows? Kardashians are known to pay for completely worthless things and I wouldn’t be surprised if some car-dude convinced them to get a customized speech add-on…Ok, I’m running on 15 seconds, so the next Kardashian post will only get 5 seconds!
So yeah, I’m not all that surprised that Harry Styles is getting a piece of Kendall Jenner these days because you know her pimp mom whored her out & I wouldn’t even be surprised if she bribed somebody in the process. Granted, Kendall isn’t exactly the ugly duckling of the Kardashian clan, but for a chick like her to just end up with a dude who’s ruling over Planet Punany these days, it just strikes me as a bit curious.
Whatever the case, more power to both: Harry for banging Kendall just a few weeks after she turned 18 (because you know EVERRRRYONE is going to hit that over the next 12-18 months) and Kendall for scoring a dude who’s at the top of his game at the moment and in the process marketing herself to prospective brands to want to hire her as a spokesmodel, magazines who need a cover girl & A-list sugar daddies who want a new trophy girlfriend. Let’s just say the future looks very promising for Kendall.
Ender’s Game is the upcoming film based on the novel by Orson Scott Card. In the film Asa Butterfield stars as Andrew “Ender” Wiggin while Harrison Ford stars as Colonel Graff. Hailee Steinfeld stars as Petra Arkanian while Abigail Breslin stars as Valentine Wiggin. Already playing in the UK and Germany, the US release is on November 1st. Visit Ender’s Game for more information.
After an alien race called the Formics (also known as the “Buggers”) attacks Earth, the International Fleet prepare for the next invasion by training the best young children to find the future candidate to lead the International Fleet and fill the shoes of the legendary war hero Mazer Rackham. Ender Wiggin (Asa Butterfield), a shy but strategically brilliant boy, is pulled out of his Earth school to join the International Fleet and attend the legendary Battle School, located in Earth orbit. [Wiki]
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The clingy-mom & daughter duo were seen walking back to their car after having lunch in Calabasas. It’ll be interesting to see who Kris Jenner hangs with when Kylie gets a little older and doesn’t like hanging out with her mom as much…
Kylie and Kendall Jenner out shopping with friends in West Hollywood. After shopping, the bunch is seen running back to their car. For all those wondering, you can start your T-minus less than one month countdown to Kendall’s 18th birthday on November 3rd. As for Kylie, she just turned 16 this year so that countdown will have to wait. Anyway, if you see pics of Kendall with what looks like a spinal chord tattoo… it’s fake, just a Sharpie drawing with Nat Wood.
Pictured: Kylie Jenner (Left), Pia Mia Perez (Right)
The New York premiere of After Earth was held at the Ziegfeld Theatre. Starring Will Smith and son Jaden as father/son Cypher and Kitai Raige, and directed by M. Night Shyamalan, the science fiction action film opens this Friday, May 31st. The film also stars Isabelle Fuhrman, Zoe Kravitz, and Sophie Okonedo, to name a few. For more info and showtimes, visit the After Earth official website.
Set a thousand years after humanity’s resettlement, a peacekeeping organization known as the Ranger Corps is trained by a wise but stern General named Cypher Raige. Under his command is a young recruit named Kitai, a rebellious teenager with a knack for mischief. He is also Cypher’s son, and the father is frustrated at what he sees to be a lack of discipline. Cypher’s wife, Faia, urges him to see their son’s behavior as a longing for his father’s love and a plea for attention. At her behest, Cypher takes Kitai on a mission to Earth. [Wiki]