The 2013 MuchMuch Video Awards (MMVA) were hosted by Kendall and Kylie Jenner featuring performances the likes of Ariana Grande, Ed Sheeran and Lorde. Hedley was the big winner taking home three awards whlie Drake also took home a couple. For complete coverage and to watch the entire show, visit MuchMusic.com.
Anyone wanna guess who got these two dressed? Hmmm…
Anyway, Kendall & Kylie put on their sexy-suits and hit the red carpet at the 2014 Billboard Music Awards held at the MGM Grand Resort Hotel and Casino. Damn, is Kendall padding her booty or what because I could swear that thing looked a little meatier than usual last night…
You gotta feel sorry for all fathers of daughters who have to be peer-pressured by friends & young celebs in the media into wearing shorter & shorter shorts. Even though I’m pretty sure Kris Jenner bought those shorts for her 16-year-old daughter Kylie, I’m still surprised how anyone can walk outside their house wearing those things.
These pics were snapped earlier in the week (May 12) as Kylie Jenner attempted to hide her face while out and about in Calabasas wearing a pair of very short high-waisted shorts.
Who knows, maybe Kendall and Kylie are big fans of some goth band? At least we hope that’s the case. The sisters were seen going with a very leggy leather & lace getup during Day 2 of Coachella. The following day, Kendall was dressed more normal with a white tank & dangerously-short short-shorts (the usual Coachella uniform for all chicks in attendance).
The Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival finished up the first of two weekends yesterday. If you’re interested in hitting it up, get ready to cough up some cash because the event is supposedly sold out. More info here >>>
Sticking to our site-wide 10-second Kardashian rule, we’re allowing ourselves only 10 seconds for the following writeup. With that said, jailbait reality TV star Kylie Jenner was seen leaving Urth Caffe in West Hollywood. Looks like somebody’s cruising around in her sister’s souped-up G-Wagon (actually, I’m sure the family owns a fleet of these)!
Don’t know about you bastards, but I learned to drive in a shitty Chrysler New Yorker, but the car did say “Your door is ajar” and from what I know, the G-Wagon doesn’t talk—or who knows? Kardashians are known to pay for completely worthless things and I wouldn’t be surprised if some car-dude convinced them to get a customized speech add-on…Ok, I’m running on 15 seconds, so the next Kardashian post will only get 5 seconds!
So yeah, I’m not all that surprised that Harry Styles is getting a piece of Kendall Jenner these days because you know her pimp mom whored her out & I wouldn’t even be surprised if she bribed somebody in the process. Granted, Kendall isn’t exactly the ugly duckling of the Kardashian clan, but for a chick like her to just end up with a dude who’s ruling over Planet Punany these days, it just strikes me as a bit curious.
Whatever the case, more power to both: Harry for banging Kendall just a few weeks after she turned 18 (because you know EVERRRRYONE is going to hit that over the next 12-18 months) and Kendall for scoring a dude who’s at the top of his game at the moment and in the process marketing herself to prospective brands to want to hire her as a spokesmodel, magazines who need a cover girl & A-list sugar daddies who want a new trophy girlfriend. Let’s just say the future looks very promising for Kendall.