So yeah, I’m not all that surprised that Harry Styles is getting a piece of Kendall Jenner these days because you know her pimp mom whored her out & I wouldn’t even be surprised if she bribed somebody in the process. Granted, Kendall isn’t exactly the ugly duckling of the Kardashian clan, but for a chick like her to just end up with a dude who’s ruling over Planet Punany these days, it just strikes me as a bit curious.
Whatever the case, more power to both: Harry for banging Kendall just a few weeks after she turned 18 (because you know EVERRRRYONE is going to hit that over the next 12-18 months) and Kendall for scoring a dude who’s at the top of his game at the moment and in the process marketing herself to prospective brands to want to hire her as a spokesmodel, magazines who need a cover girl & A-list sugar daddies who want a new trophy girlfriend. Let’s just say the future looks very promising for Kendall.
Ender’s Game is the upcoming film based on the novel by Orson Scott Card. In the film Asa Butterfield stars as Andrew “Ender” Wiggin while Harrison Ford stars as Colonel Graff. Hailee Steinfeld stars as Petra Arkanian while Abigail Breslin stars as Valentine Wiggin. Already playing in the UK and Germany, the US release is on November 1st. Visit Ender’s Game for more information.
After an alien race called the Formics (also known as the “Buggers”) attacks Earth, the International Fleet prepare for the next invasion by training the best young children to find the future candidate to lead the International Fleet and fill the shoes of the legendary war hero Mazer Rackham. Ender Wiggin (Asa Butterfield), a shy but strategically brilliant boy, is pulled out of his Earth school to join the International Fleet and attend the legendary Battle School, located in Earth orbit. [Wiki]
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The clingy-mom & daughter duo were seen walking back to their car after having lunch in Calabasas. It’ll be interesting to see who Kris Jenner hangs with when Kylie gets a little older and doesn’t like hanging out with her mom as much…
Kylie and Kendall Jenner out shopping with friends in West Hollywood. After shopping, the bunch is seen running back to their car. For all those wondering, you can start your T-minus less than one month countdown to Kendall’s 18th birthday on November 3rd. As for Kylie, she just turned 16 this year so that countdown will have to wait. Anyway, if you see pics of Kendall with what looks like a spinal chord tattoo… it’s fake, just a Sharpie drawing with Nat Wood.
Pictured: Kylie Jenner (Left), Pia Mia Perez (Right)
The New York premiere of After Earth was held at the Ziegfeld Theatre. Starring Will Smith and son Jaden as father/son Cypher and Kitai Raige, and directed by M. Night Shyamalan, the science fiction action film opens this Friday, May 31st. The film also stars Isabelle Fuhrman, Zoe Kravitz, and Sophie Okonedo, to name a few. For more info and showtimes, visit the After Earth official website.
Set a thousand years after humanity’s resettlement, a peacekeeping organization known as the Ranger Corps is trained by a wise but stern General named Cypher Raige. Under his command is a young recruit named Kitai, a rebellious teenager with a knack for mischief. He is also Cypher’s son, and the father is frustrated at what he sees to be a lack of discipline. Cypher’s wife, Faia, urges him to see their son’s behavior as a longing for his father’s love and a plea for attention. At her behest, Cypher takes Kitai on a mission to Earth. [Wiki]
Pictured: Madison Reed & Victoria Justice (Left), Kylie Jenner & Kendall Jenner (Right)
Victoria Justice had sister Madison Reed as her +1 while the Jenner sisters, Kendall and Kylie, also attended the 2013 Wango Tango presented by 102.7 KIIS FM at The Home Depot Center in Carson, California. Hosted by Ryan Seacrest and Britney Spears and presented by Guess, the show included a lineup that featured Bruno Mars, Avril Lavigne, Maroon 5, Demi Lovato, Flo Rida, Will.I.Am, and Ariana Grande. Check out all the video and highlights on 2013 Wango Tango at KIIS FM.com.
There’s no better way to whore-out your young daughters than selling their bikini photos to various celebrity photo agencies! Kris Jenner is always thinking!!
These were snapped over the weekend aboard a rented yacht as the family enjoyed a luxurious vacation in Greece. We’re pretty sure they’ll expense out the entire vacation on their taxes. Judging by the pics, the bikini-clad young sisters Kendall, 17, and Kylie, 15, had a blast as they smiled for photos with their mooch-brother Brody Jenner. I guess E! cameras were also present because there were photographs of Kris Jenner dancing with her hubby Bruce (we’re intentionally excluded these photos).