Posts about Lily Allen

BAFTAS: Top 3 Fashion Crack Smokers on the Red Carpet

Lily Allen and Maggie Gyllenhaal

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Pictured: Lily Allen and Maggie Gyllenhaal

I’ll be honest, this list could’ve been much longer, but we’re trying to keep our lists short & sweet for added oomph. Let’s throw some eggs…

Lily Allen: I’m sorry, but Lily Allen needs to fade away again. I guess it will all depend on whether her upcoming third studio album crashes & burns or breaks records. As most of you bastards know, we’ve made plenty of downfall predictions (Justin Bieber, Katy Perry & every other annoying artist) over the past TEN YEARS (yes, it’s been that long!) and we’ve been wrong each and every time, so instead we’ll do the opposite from now, all in the hopes to jinx artists. On that note, Lily Allen’s third studio album will be so wildly successfully that it will roll Adele over the edge and convince her to lose a lot of weight that will ultimately lead to a comeback Grammys performance featuring the once-fat-but-so-talented-singer running around the stage wearing a zebra-print leotard.

Maggie Gyllenhaal: Let’s just say, if Maggie was 83-year-old actress making her final red carpet appearance, this dress would be perfect.

Sally Hawkins & Jemima Rooper: Normal-looking chicks in fat-girl dresses = not hot! What the hell do women see in the mirror when they wear stuff like this anyway? Sally & Jemima, please chime in below in the comments with a short answer…

Sally Hawkins and Jemima Rooper

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LONDON: More Red Carpet Ladies @ British Fashion Awards 2012

Alexa Chung, Dita Von Teese, Portia Freeman, Amber Valletta, Livia Firth, Lily Allen Cooper, Victoria Pendleton

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Pictured: Alexa Chung, Dita Von Teese, Portia Freeman, Amber Valletta, Livia Firth, Lily Allen Cooper, & Victoria Pendleton

The 2012 British Fashion Awards went down last night (Nov. 27) at the Savoy in London. For a complete list of the winners, hit the award show’s official website.

More photos from the British Fashion Awards? CHECK IT!

Edie Campbell, Pixie Geldof, Tallulah Harlech, Josephine de la Baume

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Pictured: Edie Campbell, Pixie Geldof, Tallulah Harlech, Josephine de la Baume

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Lily Allen Performs @ The Wireless Festival at Hyde Park

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Lily Allen says that she’s retiring from music and supposedly this performance at the Wireless Festival was her final in the UK “for some time”. She agreed to the gig knowing that she’d be opening for Jay-Z.

Also, since she stopped performing, she’s gained 7 pounds and is fine with it.

“When I was on tour earlier in the year, I would be on stage for one and a half hours a night. So since the tour finished, I have put on about half a stone (seven pounds).

“But I do Pilates three times a week. I am still body conscious, but I’m not so concerned with it. I don’t care as much.” Source

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Awkward-Looking Lily Allen @ 2010 Glamour Awards in London

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Damn, Lily Allen’s looking weird here.

It looks like she’s morphing into an stocky linebacker (a la old school Hilary Duff). For those of you Lily Allen haters, here’s some refreshing news:

In September 2009, Allen stated that she sees no way that she could ever make a profit making new records. Allen plans to take a break following her remaining 2010 concerts. She has discussed plans to write for other artists, launch a record label and open a fashion rental shop during this hiatus.[Source]

And, for those of you who missed it, Cheryl Cole was also at this event.

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Lily Allen Brings The Afternoon Links!

- Kelly Brook Sizzles In Ultimo Lingerie [HollywoodTuna]
- 7 Things You Can’t Do After College [CO-ED Magazine]
- Jaimie Hilfiger Does Some Rollerblading [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]

- Tori Spelling Really Wants Free Steak [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Jessica Alba hates her tattoo [Celebslam]
- DV Hotties in the Wild [Double Viking]

- Amanda Seyfried’s Hottest Pics [Complex]
- Twatter Wars: Lopez vs. Lohan [Dlisted]
- Kate Gosselin Is A Bitch [Celebrity Odor]
- The Ugliest Girl In School [Manofest]

- Twee brunettes oliën elkaar in [Flabber]
- Midsummer party in sweeden! [Monkey Review]
- Nick Jonas Goes On Cheap Gay Cruise [Celeb Jihad]
- Lindsay Lohan Defends Powdery Shoes [Yeeeah!]
- Ashley Greene Struts Her Groovy Stuff [Popoholic]

- First Look: The Witches of Oz 3D [MoeFresh]
- Mischa Barton leads a charmed life [The Blemish]
- Holly Madison & Kendra Wilkinson Bikini Pictures [The Grumpiest]
- Worm Madness [LingoLux]
- The Women Of Italian TV! [The Bastardly Society]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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BREAKING!! Lily Allen Drives A Lime Green Ford Focus RS!

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These were snapped over the weekend as Lily Allen was spotted driving around London in her brand new Ford Focus RS. We’ll assume the car was a free gift from Ford’s marketing department. We’re not against the Fords, but couldn’t the company have found someone hotter to pimp their car?

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Lily Allen Went Shopping at Crispins Convenience Store

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The group JLS (singers of ‘One Shot’) met Lily Allen and in a recent magazine interview had this to say about Lily’s breasts.

“Lily Allen showed us her boobs. She had a top on but it was see-through and made out of net. Her boobs were so pert.”

“They’re lovely boobs. We thought it was a T-shirt with a picture of boobs.”

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