Posts about Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Brings The Morning Links!

 way too early in the morning by 0

lilobettyfordmalibu2013Photo Credit: Dlisted; Lindsay Lohan Says Goodbye To Betty Ford And Hello To Summering In Malibu

- Sandra Bullock says The Heat was the greatest love story she’s ever done [Lainey Gossip]
- Justin Timberlake’s Nose Is A Tit [Dlisted]
- 7 Wannabe ‘Jackass’ GIFs…And The Resulting FAILS [Guy Code Blog]
- Claudia Sampedro Is A Badass Chick! [Caveman Circus]
- Salma Hayek, eye-roll: ‘I have never tried to be as beautiful as I can be’ [Celebitchy]

- That’s Reese Witherspoon’s Butt [The Superficial]
- 15 Examples of ‘Dat Thong’ Bound To Brighten Your Day [Regretful Morning]
- Kate Upton’s Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie White Bikini [COED Magazine]
- Snakes on a Plane Worst TV Censorship Edit Ever (Video) [EgoTV]
- Neon Leather & Gucci GG Supreme Stars Canvas High-Top Sneakers [Mankind Unplugged]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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Lindsay Lohan Brings The Morning Links!

 way too early in the morning by 0

lohanfamilyanchornecklacePhoto Credit: Dlisted; Lindsay Lohan Is Uniting Her Family With An Anchor Necklace

- Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are they hanging on? [Lainey Gossip]
- RiRi Loves The Pain Of Having A Brazilian Wax [Dlisted]
- Legendary Athletes Who Would Get Banned Today [Guy Code Blog]
- The Best F**k You Divorce Letter Of All Time [Caveman Circus]
- Channing Tatum: ‘I’m a fat kid on the inside. I love food so much’ [Celebitchy]

- Is Amanda Bynes Trolling Us? [The Superficial]
- Hot Chicks Blow Drying Their Asses [Regretful Morning]
- Kaley Cuoco Gets The GIF Treatment [35 GIFS] [COED Magazine]
- UFO Over San Diego? (Video) [EgoTV]
- Mixology: Summer School With Cîroc Ultra-Premium Vodka [Mankind Unplugged]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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“Scary Movie 5″ Red Carpet Premiere (a.k.a. Celebrity Rehab Reunion)

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Lindsay Lohan; Charlie Sheen & Lindsay Lohan; Ashley Tisdale

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Pictured: Lindsay Lohan; Charlie Sheen & Lindsay Lohan; Ashley Tisdale

We haven’t done the math to calculate the exact number, but we’re pretty sure the total number of time spent behind bars by all attendees was upwards at least 12 years. We’re still working on making estimates for…

1. Total amount of alcohol consumed by Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan & Mike Tyson
2. Total amount of money spent on cocaine, marijuana & prescription drugs by Charlie, Lindsay & Mike.

If any of you bastards can make make educated estimates, please do so below in the comments.

Anyway, “Scary Movie V” is officially ready to be trashed by everyone who watches it! The fact that this is the fifth film in the series is proof that kids will undoubtedly go watch it—at least we hope they do for the sake of everyone involved.

Moving on to the attendees on the red carpet:

Ashley Tisdale looks way overdressed for the event. I guess the next stop for Ash is “Dancing With The Stars” b/c I feel like her career fizzled out before even fizzling. So sad.

The beautiful Heather Locklear was on the red carpet with her 15-year-old daughter Ava Sambora. WHAT THE FUCK ARE KIDS EATING THESE DAYS?! Unbelievable how that chick is only 15 b/c I thought she was AT LEAST 18. Thank God for Wikipedia.

And finally, I love the photo of Mike Tyson pretending to eat Charlie Sheen. If I ever meet Iron Mike, that will be the photo I want, damn it! Fucking awesome!

Jerry O'Connell, Heather Locklear & Ava Sambora, Mike Tyson & Lakiha Spicer

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Pictured: Jerry O'Connell, Heather Locklear & Ava Sambora, Mike Tyson & Lakiha Spicer

Mike Tyson & Charlie Sheen; Marisa Saks, Kate Walsh

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Pictured: Mike Tyson & Charlie Sheen; Marisa Saks, Kate Walsh

Plot (not like anybody gives a shit):

In Scary Movie 5, happily-married couple Dan and Jody begin to notice some bizarre activity once they bring their newborn baby Aiden home from the hospital. But when the chaos expands into Jody’s job as a ballet dancer and Dan’s career as an Ape researcher, they realize their family is being stalked by a nefarious demon. Together, with the advice of certified experts and the aid of numerous cameras, they must figure out how to get rid of it before it’s too late.

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NYC: Lindsay Lohan Promotes “Scary Movie 5″ On ‘Letterman’

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Lindsay Lohan departure

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Along with Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan, Snoop Dogg/Lion, Mike Tyson, & Usher, Lindsay Lohan scored a role in “Scary Movie 5” by appearing as herself—better than nothing, right? I guess the film’s producers wanted to further exploit Lindsay for their own benefit. Judging by her somewhat crazy-looking smile in a few of the pics, we’re gonna assume Lindsay was thoroughly drugged-up in preparation for the appearance.

Here’s a clip of the interview:

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Lindsay Lohan Slightly Smirking In Her Latest Mug Shot (#6)

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Lindsay Lohan stars in ... yet another police mugshot!

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For somebody who is only 26, Lindsay Lohan’s certainly has a lot of mug shots. Her latest one features Lindsay holding back a smile & looking completely unfazed, but then again, when it’s your sixth time going through the motions, it becomes second nature. This latest mug shot was snapped earlier on Tuesday in Santa Monica.

As you guys know, Lindsay turned herself in for booking after pleading “no contest” yesterday (Monday, March 18) to the charge of giving false information to a police officer and reckless driving—all linked to a PCH car crash last summer.

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Who The Hell Invited Lindsay Lohan To The amfAR’s NY Fashion Week Kick Off Gala?

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Mohammed Al Turki, Lindsah Lohan

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Pictured: Lindsay Lohan w/ Sugar Daddy Mohammed Al Turki

With a name like that, you know he’s pullin’ in some oil money, so major props to Lindsay Lohan for selling herself to the highest bidder! Judging by all the bullshit swirling around in her life, can you actually blame her?

These latest photos were snapped last night at the amfAR New York Gala To Kick Off Fall 2013 Fashion Week held at Cipriani Wall Street in NYC. E! News caught up w/ the seemingly always-troubled actress on the red carpet & asked her what keeps her chugging along. To everyone’s surprise, Lindsay answered, “Family. “You can’t get through anything without the family. Family is everything.” Spoken like a true crack smoker!

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Lindsay Lohan Live-Tweets the Golden Globes

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“The perpetually troubled 26-year-old didn’t score an invitation to [the Golden Globes].”[HP]

Lindsay Lohan did not manage to score an invite to last night’s Golden Globes ceremony (yes, I know: gasp), but she did manage to do what every other celeb wannabe on the planet did, which is to live tweet her resentment via Twitter. Some of her choicest tweets included the following:

1. Kate Hudson looks GORGEOUS!! (Yes, LiLo was once a lesbian, hence her excitement about another woman’s level of attractiveness).

2. I am grateful to of had the opportunity to work with 2 amazing people who are women I admire, such as Amy Poehler & Tina Fey. xo (Grammar error aside, this one is uncharacteristically gracious. Still, you’re right about Meryl).

3. Paul Rudd is the best. EVER. (Um, ok. Best at what, exactly?)

4. Words cannot express how much I love Kristen Wiig. And no1 should ever mess with a legend such a Meryl Streep (There are many things you are not capable of expressing, LiLo, words be damned).

5. Ben Affleck!! Yay! So smart and classic. He and Jennifer Garner remind me of @mikelohan and his wonderful girlfriend #ninaginsberg (Don’t even know where to begin with this one. I am sure Bennifer is not amused).

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Lindsay Lohan Brings The Morning Links!

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Lindsay Lohan Is Marilyn MonroePhoto Credit: Hollywood Tuna; View More: Lindsay Lohan Is Marilyn Monroe

- Doutzen Kroes Says Good Morning [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
- Rosario Dawson Bikini Pictures [Hollywood Tuna]
- Irina Shayk in a Bikini for Agua Bendita [GCeleb]
- Emily DiDonato Nude for Allure of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]

- Brit Brit Quits The X-Factor (Translation: They Dropped Her Ass) [Dlisted]
- Jennifer Lawrence receives 2nd Oscar nomination at just 22 [Lainey Gossip]
- Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson have sex seven times a day. Allegedly. [Celebitchy]
- Emma Glover Will Rock Your World With Her Hotness [Caveman Circus]

- A Seriously Awesome Collection Of Hot Blonde Babes [Diry Rotten Whore, NSFW]
- Jeisa Chiminazzo‘s groovy curves in skimpy lingerie? Yes please! [Brosome]
- Rozanna Purcell Really Shows Us Something [Uncoached]
- AJ McCarron Threw A Hissy Fit Because Everyone’s Talking About Katherine Webb Instead of Football [The Superficial]

- The 40 Sexiest Jennifer Lawrence GIFs [COED Magazine]
- Jennifer Aniston Cuts Jimmy Kimmel’s Hair [CityRag]
- Lacey Minchew: Sexier Playoff WAG [Gunaxin]
- This Nerdy Girl Will Be Loved By Star Wars Fans [Regretful Morning]
- Katy Perry’s spandex crotch [Upskt Celebs]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Camille Neviere [Heavy]
- World’s Fastest Drive-Thru Service [EgoTV]
- Kaley Cuoco Talks About Her Dog’s Obsession With The Jacuzzi [Celebrity Smack]
- Scantily Clad Beyoncé GQ Magazine Photos [Mankind Unplugged]

- Super Santa Kicker [1PD Games]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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