Posts about Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Brings The Morning Links!

liloliamneesonsonPhoto Credit: Dlisted; Lindsay Lohan Might Be Doing Liam Neeson’s Teenage Son

- Jessica Biel designs a holiday dream room for DOMAINE [Lainey Gossip]
- George Clooney Just Wants To Walk In Central Park, You Guys [Dlisted]
- If You Like Mila Kunis, You’ll Love These Mila KunGIFs [Guy Code Blog]
- Avril Is Absolutely Beautiful [Caveman Circus]
- Is Jennifer Lawrence ‘Katniss-ing’ us with her ‘aw shucks’ media routine? [Celebitchy]

- Adriana Lima’s Nipples Prove Taylor Swift Is The Illuminati [The Superficial]
- Excuse Me Miss But Your Booty Is Flawless [Regretful Morning]
- Alyssa Julya Smith Should Be On Your Radar [COED]
- Chinese Fast Food Secrets [EgoTV]
- Badrick’s Mug Scrub [Mankind Unplugged]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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Lindsay Lohan Walks Down Stairs & Talks On Phone AT THE SAME TIME!

Lindsay Lohan

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Only here will you see complete coverage of Lindsay Lohan’s multi-taking skills as she was seen on her cell phone walking down a set of stairs leaving her Manhattan hotel. Lindsay’s new film The Canyons is showing at the Venice Film Festival yet Lindsay isn’t there to do some promo work. Director Paul Schrader said she was supposed to be there but didn’t show up while someone from Lindsay’s camp said she was never confirmed to attend, what with being in rehab and all, right? Anyway, for the sake of Schrader, let’s hope he makes some money off this film for the 16 months he endured working with Lindsay and her unpredictabilitiy. Considering the budget was $250k and the film has made a box office of $50k, let’s hope he can pull in a cool half mill.

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Lindsay Lohan Brings The Morning Links!

lindsaylohanhasreallychangedthistimeoprahPhoto Credit: Dlisted; Lindsay Lohan Is Off Adderall And Has Really, Really Changed This Time

- Johnny Depp and Amber Heard hold hands at the 9th Annual Johnny Ramone Tribute at Hollywood Forever [Lainey Gossip]
- Which World-Famous Actress’ Overdose Video Is Being Used Against Her In A Custody Case? [Dlisted]
- Joe Budden Is Pissed About Lesbian Sex In His Bed [VIDEO] [Guy Code Blog]
- Yoga Pants! (23 Pics) [Caveman Circus]
- Kylie Jenner celebrates her 16th birthday with a big Alice in Wonderland themed party [Celebitchy]

- Alexander Skarsgard Went Full Frontal On ‘True Blood’ [The Superficial]
- Sexy Body Paint Is The Best Form of Art [Regretful Morning]
- The Best of #NFLBoobs [COED]
- Cute Puppy Chilling in Pool [EgoTV]
- Beck’s Art Labels Program Let’s Kid Cudi, Marc Eckō, And Other Artists Design Their Own Beer Label [Mankind Unplugged]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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Lindsay Lohan Brings The Overnight Links!

1li45wsssPhoto Credit: Hollywood Tuna; Lindsay Lohan’s Hotness Comeback

- Jay Z Peformed ‘Picasso Baby’ For Six Straight Hours [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
- Lucy Pinder’s Busting Out In Nuts! [Hollywood Tuna]
- Behind the Scenes with Nina Agdal in Australia [GCeleb]
- Miranda Kerr in Vogue UK of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- No Bra Can Contain Cassandra’s Awesome Tits [Diry Rotten Whore, NSFW]

- Russell Brand Jokes About His Sex Life With Katy Perry [Socialite Life]
- Allira Cohrs Can Do Whatever She Wants To [Uncoached]
- A Collection Of Awesomely Designed Rooms [NedHardy]
- Jennifer Aniston : Still our Friend [Gunaxin]
- Sara Sampaio is a sexy little minx [Brosome]
- The Last Stand 2 [LingoLux]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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Lindsay Lohan Brings The Morning Links!

lilobettyfordmalibu2013Photo Credit: Dlisted; Lindsay Lohan Says Goodbye To Betty Ford And Hello To Summering In Malibu

- Sandra Bullock says The Heat was the greatest love story she’s ever done [Lainey Gossip]
- Justin Timberlake’s Nose Is A Tit [Dlisted]
- 7 Wannabe ‘Jackass’ GIFs…And The Resulting FAILS [Guy Code Blog]
- Claudia Sampedro Is A Badass Chick! [Caveman Circus]
- Salma Hayek, eye-roll: ‘I have never tried to be as beautiful as I can be’ [Celebitchy]

- That’s Reese Witherspoon’s Butt [The Superficial]
- 15 Examples of ‘Dat Thong’ Bound To Brighten Your Day [Regretful Morning]
- Kate Upton’s Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie White Bikini [COED Magazine]
- Snakes on a Plane Worst TV Censorship Edit Ever (Video) [EgoTV]
- Neon Leather & Gucci GG Supreme Stars Canvas High-Top Sneakers [Mankind Unplugged]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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Lindsay Lohan Brings The Morning Links!

lohanfamilyanchornecklacePhoto Credit: Dlisted; Lindsay Lohan Is Uniting Her Family With An Anchor Necklace

- Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are they hanging on? [Lainey Gossip]
- RiRi Loves The Pain Of Having A Brazilian Wax [Dlisted]
- Legendary Athletes Who Would Get Banned Today [Guy Code Blog]
- The Best F**k You Divorce Letter Of All Time [Caveman Circus]
- Channing Tatum: ‘I’m a fat kid on the inside. I love food so much’ [Celebitchy]

- Is Amanda Bynes Trolling Us? [The Superficial]
- Hot Chicks Blow Drying Their Asses [Regretful Morning]
- Kaley Cuoco Gets The GIF Treatment [35 GIFS] [COED Magazine]
- UFO Over San Diego? (Video) [EgoTV]
- Mixology: Summer School With Cîroc Ultra-Premium Vodka [Mankind Unplugged]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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“Scary Movie 5″ Red Carpet Premiere (a.k.a. Celebrity Rehab Reunion)

Lindsay Lohan; Charlie Sheen & Lindsay Lohan; Ashley Tisdale

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Pictured: Lindsay Lohan; Charlie Sheen & Lindsay Lohan; Ashley Tisdale

We haven’t done the math to calculate the exact number, but we’re pretty sure the total number of time spent behind bars by all attendees was upwards at least 12 years. We’re still working on making estimates for…

1. Total amount of alcohol consumed by Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan & Mike Tyson
2. Total amount of money spent on cocaine, marijuana & prescription drugs by Charlie, Lindsay & Mike.

If any of you bastards can make make educated estimates, please do so below in the comments.

Anyway, “Scary Movie V” is officially ready to be trashed by everyone who watches it! The fact that this is the fifth film in the series is proof that kids will undoubtedly go watch it—at least we hope they do for the sake of everyone involved.

Moving on to the attendees on the red carpet:

Ashley Tisdale looks way overdressed for the event. I guess the next stop for Ash is “Dancing With The Stars” b/c I feel like her career fizzled out before even fizzling. So sad.

The beautiful Heather Locklear was on the red carpet with her 15-year-old daughter Ava Sambora. WHAT THE FUCK ARE KIDS EATING THESE DAYS?! Unbelievable how that chick is only 15 b/c I thought she was AT LEAST 18. Thank God for Wikipedia.

And finally, I love the photo of Mike Tyson pretending to eat Charlie Sheen. If I ever meet Iron Mike, that will be the photo I want, damn it! Fucking awesome!

Jerry O'Connell, Heather Locklear & Ava Sambora, Mike Tyson & Lakiha Spicer

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Pictured: Jerry O'Connell, Heather Locklear & Ava Sambora, Mike Tyson & Lakiha Spicer

Mike Tyson & Charlie Sheen; Marisa Saks, Kate Walsh

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Pictured: Mike Tyson & Charlie Sheen; Marisa Saks, Kate Walsh

Plot (not like anybody gives a shit):

In Scary Movie 5, happily-married couple Dan and Jody begin to notice some bizarre activity once they bring their newborn baby Aiden home from the hospital. But when the chaos expands into Jody’s job as a ballet dancer and Dan’s career as an Ape researcher, they realize their family is being stalked by a nefarious demon. Together, with the advice of certified experts and the aid of numerous cameras, they must figure out how to get rid of it before it’s too late.

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NYC: Lindsay Lohan Promotes “Scary Movie 5″ On ‘Letterman’

Lindsay Lohan departure

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Along with Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan, Snoop Dogg/Lion, Mike Tyson, & Usher, Lindsay Lohan scored a role in “Scary Movie 5” by appearing as herself—better than nothing, right? I guess the film’s producers wanted to further exploit Lindsay for their own benefit. Judging by her somewhat crazy-looking smile in a few of the pics, we’re gonna assume Lindsay was thoroughly drugged-up in preparation for the appearance.

Here’s a clip of the interview:

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