What would compel somebody to first of all buy that swimsuit and then to wear it out in public? The only assumption we can safely make in this particular situation is that Jade Thirlwall’s inner circle of friends and confidants don’t have her best interest in mind.
These photos were snapped yesterday as members of the British girl group Little Mix were spotted hitting beach in Miami.
52376668 ‘Little Mix’ singers Jesy Nelson and Perrie Edwards are spotted relaxing poolside at their hotel in Miami, Florida on April 13, 2017. The pair later joined their bandmates Jade Thirlwall and Leigh-Anne Pinnock on the beach. FameFlynet, Inc – Beverly Hills, CA, USA – +1 (310) 505-9876
Before hitting you guys with the poll, here’s more about Little Mix:
Little Mix are a British four-piece girl group formed in 2011, consisting of members Perrie Edwards, Jesy Nelson, Leigh-Anne Pinnock and Jade Thirlwall. They were formed exclusively for the eighth series of The X Factor in 2011 and became the first group to win the competition. [Source]
These were snapped earlier today as the ladies of Little Mix were seen leaving a music studio in London.
Pitured: Jesy Nelson, Leigh-Anne Pinnock and Perrie Edwards
Pictured: Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik and Liam Payne; Simon Cowell
We’re pretty sure Simon Cowell was there specifically to flex his manboobs on the red carpet and recruit a fresh batch of cougars to accompany him on week-long Tantric-sex-infused excursions in the French Riviera aboard his luxury yacht. That bastard.
So, it’s also worth our time to speculate who took home who following last night’s big premiere of ‘One Direction: This Is Us’ (i.e. 2013’s greatest film). Can you get any more cookie cutter than a film about touring boy-band that was manufactured on a reality TV show? Nonetheless, I’m pretty sure it’ll go on to earn a lot of cash–so much cash that Simon Cowell will shamelessly turn it into a trilogy ‘One Direction: This Is Us NOW’, ‘One Direction: That Used To Us, But THIS is Really Us!’. Chicks will eat this shit up!
Don’t know if you guys heard this already, but there are rumors that Simon Cowell is working on releasing dildos & vibrators with the faces of ‘One Direction’ band mate on the tips. Did you guys see the prototype featuring Harry Styles that was leaked last week? Check it below…
Pictured: Rochelle Wiseman, Little Mix (Leigh-Anne Pinnock, Jade Thirlwall and Perrie Edwards), Laura Whitmore