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Playboy Mansion Halloween Party: Chris Brown Is Sleeping With More Chicks Than Just Rihanna & Karrueche Tran! OW!

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British glamour models Melissa and Carla Howe party with Chris Brown at the Playboy Mansion's Halloween party in Beverly Hills

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Good for him! That sonofabitchpieceofshitwhorebagbastard!!

We wanna say he’s a faithful, two-woman man & just hit the Playboy Mansion Halloween Party looking for great drinks & a few hours of people-watching while members of his entourage had sex w/ Playboy Playmates, but we all know what’s up!! We’d love to say that British glamour models Melissa and Carla Howe just took photos w/ Chris for their Facebook pages & left him all alone at the bar, but we all know what’s up!! Let’s just say there was at the minimum a BJ (or in this case, two BJs) in the mix. That bastard!!!

Once he got bored at Hef’s pad, Chris was seen jetting away from the party in his brand new $750K Lamborghini Aventador LP 700-4 (more on this bad-boy later).

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King Sugar Daddy Did A Hottie-Prowl Through Splendid in Santa Monica!

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Who could’ve guessed that Jeremy Piven, of all people, shops at Splendid? How cute.

The “Entourage” star was seen leaving one of the store locations in Santa Monica yesterday afternoon rocking a plain blue T-shirtm ripped jeans & biker boots. Believe it or not, but Jeremy Piven’s next big movie is one starring alongside Miley Cyrus! “So Undercover,” which hits theaters sometime this fall, also stars Mike O’Malley & Kelly Osbourne. Not exactly a cast built for Oscar-love, but considering it’s a film written by Allan Loeb (writer of films like “The Switch,” “The Dilemma” & “Just Go with It”), I think expectations are fairly in check.

Here’s more about “So Undercover”:

Molly Morris (Miley Cyrus) is a pretty sharp, street-smart, crass and tough private eye working in place for her Dad (Mike O’Malley) until he gets his job back. Molly receives a job offering from the FBI which gives her enough money to cover the money her Dad lost, and after being recruited, Molly has to go undercover to save a former mobster’s daughter, Alex. She is forced to transform her personality to a non-vulgar, polite, sophisticated college sorority girl. Many scenes were shot on Tulane University’s Uptown campus.

At the sorority sisters’s house, Molly, as her undercover name as Brooke Stonebridge, has to investigate around the house and out of the house to get the information she needs about Alex (Lauren McKnight). Outside of the sorority sisters’s house. Molly falls in love with charming, sweet, Nicolas (Joshua Bowman) [Source]

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Chris Brown Gets Random Hottie’s Number While Cruising in his Range Rover

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Can you really blame the guy? Living in a society that worships fame & fortune makes it possible for rich and/or famous dudes to simply drive around and proposition hot chicks for sex.

That’s what appeared to happen yesterday afternoon in Los Angeles when Chris Brown was spotted when Chris Brown stopped a random hot chick on the street, flirted with her for a few seconds & then got her number after posing for a quick photo for her Facebook page. Now, that’s how you treat your most beautiful fans!

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Seal & Heidi Klum-Lookalike Delta Goodrem Proves That Seal Misses Heidi

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…Just a younger version, of course.

Let’s not forget that Delta’s 27, while Heidi will hit 39 this June. While somewhat cruel to go for a chick that looks extremely similar to his ex, it simply proves that Seal still digs Heidi, but just wants to have crazy amounts of sex again.
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Joe Jonas & His New Girlfriend Jessica Pott Bring The Links!

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Joe Jonas was seen walking around NYC with his new girlfriend Jessica Pott. Not to knock on his new hottie, but you’d think he’d enjoy Nina Agdal a little more before moving on.

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The Situation Cruises Around New Jersey in his “GTL” Lambo

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Fresh out of rehab, The Situation is once again looking healthy, albeit a little on the heavier end of the spectrum. The “Jersey Shore” star was seen leaving a gym in New Jersey following a workout with friends. For those of you who don’t know, the dude recently checked out of the Cirque Lodge treatment center in Utah after reportedly undergoing treatment for a substance abuse problem. While we wish him all the best, let’s face it, his hardcore partying lifestyle isn’t exactly conducive to what’s best for a recovering addict. Hey, at least he gets the skanky-ho bitches clamoring to get a piece of his balls, right? At the end of the day, that’s what really matters.

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Confirmed: Minka Kelly & Wilmer Valderamma Are Officially Doing It! OW!

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So yeah, contrary to what Minka Kelly told the media over the weekend when she hit the Marquee nightclub opening in Sydney, Minka & King Sugar Daddy Wilmer Valderrama were seen going on a romantic stroll along the water earlier this afternoon in Sydney.

We’ve already written extensively about Wilmer’s latest coup following his string of hotties over the years, so we’ll let you guys read it here. Before we end, we gotta bust out the ubiquitious “DAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNN YOUUUUUUU, WILLLLLLLMMMMMERRRRR!!!“

Here’s a closer look at his Adidas kicks:
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Chris Brown Hits Thai Classic Massage Parlor in L.A.! Happy Ending?

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Singer Chris Brown was seen getting into his brand new Range Rover yesterday afternoon as he left a local massage parlor. For all you ladies looking to submit your resumes to the parlor, hit Thai Classic Massage @ 728 North Vine Street in Los Angeles.

Sadly, Chris didn’t have a fat smile on his face, so we’re gonna assume this joint isn’t as good in providing ‘Happy Endings’ as places you can find in Bangkok. See below for a cartoon image posted on the parlor’s website to illustrate their services. I think it’s safe to assume that if the masseuse was remotely hot, Chris got a piece…
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