Here are recent photos of “Glee” actress Naya Rivera catwalking back to her G-Wagon following a fashionable trip to the nail salon in Beverly Hills. As some of you might know, Naya married actor Ryan Dorsey with a shotgun wedding in Cabo San Lucas after dating him for about three months. Naya apparently had rebound sex with her longtime friend Ryan following her sudden & tragic breakup with her then-fiance Big Sean back in April.
On the surface, surprise nuptials might appear to be irrational, but who knows? Maybe Naya was banging this dude on the side while with Big Sean and he’s her true love? Or the more likely theory is that Naya was through with engagements & simply wanted to get married ASAP, especially considering around the same time, the cast of ‘Glee’ was also turning against her. It’s all very odd, to say the least. Any other theories out there?
We don’t normally do multiple Parking Lot Catwalkers, but hey, we’ll make an exception for the always kind & generous Sandra Bullock.
Now, there’s this crazy story about Sandra having to call the cops on an unexpected guest at her home earlier this month. Apparently, her “alleged” stalker, 39-year-old Joshua James Corbett snaked his way into Sandra’s home and greeted the Oscar-winning star at her bedroom door—at 6:30AM! Sandra, being the overly kind & respectful host that you’d expected her to, didn’t bust out her military-grade rocket launcher to blow the guy away, but rather locked the door & called 911. The cops rolled up within minutes with guns drawn and arrested the guy.
I know this goes without saying, but…WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!
And poor Sandra is once again traumatized by another dude with “James” in his name. Even with all her successes Sandra has to go through a lot of crazy bullshit. Why can’t this type of stuff happen to somebody like Katherine Heigl?!
Then again, I guess when you can afford to cruise around town inside a $140K SUV, I don’t think it matters whether the gas price is $4.50 or $10.50 per gallon.
As most of you can tell, Bradley Cooper looks like put on a little weight, but no worries ladies, the extra pounds is for his upcoming movie ‘American Sniper’. The film, which is about a “Navy SEAL recounting his military career, which includes more than 150 confirmed kills,” will be directed & co-produced by Clint Eastwood.
Wait a minute, did you suddenly develop a fetish for looking at pics of celebs filling up their luxurious rides at gas stations? No worries because we have an entire category dedicated to Celebrities Pumping Gas!
We completely understand the fact that all visits to MoeJackson should be as relaxing as possible & require very few braincells, so in that spirit, featuring another one of our brainless polls. Both Hilary Duff & Maria Menounos look amazing in their own right, but as it goes with these polls, there can only be one winner!
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Sticking to our site-wide 10-second Kardashian rule, we’re allowing ourselves only 10 seconds for the following writeup. With that said, jailbait reality TV star Kylie Jenner was seen leaving Urth Caffe in West Hollywood. Looks like somebody’s cruising around in her sister’s souped-up G-Wagon (actually, I’m sure the family owns a fleet of these)!
Don’t know about you bastards, but I learned to drive in a shitty Chrysler New Yorker, but the car did say “Your door is ajar” and from what I know, the G-Wagon doesn’t talk—or who knows? Kardashians are known to pay for completely worthless things and I wouldn’t be surprised if some car-dude convinced them to get a customized speech add-on…Ok, I’m running on 15 seconds, so the next Kardashian post will only get 5 seconds!
These two can teach all couples a thing or two simply because they always look like they’re deeply in love, even though they’ve been dating for a while now and recently became engaged. As some of you might know, we’re not huge proponents of marriage, but hey, it might just work for these two! OW!
The pics were snapped earlier this morning as English broadcaster Chris Evans was seen outside BBC Radio studios. He was letting everyone admire his sweet ride, the always-delicious Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG. God damn!
Sandwiched between their tight lovemaking schedule, Eddie Murphy & Paige Butcher try their best to make a coffee run to their local Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf establishment. The only difference yesterday afternoon was the fact that they were both approached by a couple of Eddie’s transvestite fans, one of whom gifted Eddie’s trophy sugar baby a rose.
Normally, their coffee runs are very systematic: Eddie pulls up in his sweet-ass the Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG GT, walks around to Paige’s side of the car & opens the door for her. The couple catwalk inside the cafe, only to emerge a few minutes later holding their respective drinks. Once by they arrive back at the car, Eddie, being a real gentleman, opens the Lambo-style doors on his pimp-mobile to let Paige inside and then minutes later they drive back home to continue having sex in different parts of Eddie’s palatial Beverly Hills mansion. How sweet is that life?