Sticking to our site-wide 10-second Kardashian rule, we’re allowing ourselves only 10 seconds for the following writeup. With that said, jailbait reality TV star Kylie Jenner was seen leaving Urth Caffe in West Hollywood. Looks like somebody’s cruising around in her sister’s souped-up G-Wagon (actually, I’m sure the family owns a fleet of these)!
Don’t know about you bastards, but I learned to drive in a shitty Chrysler New Yorker, but the car did say “Your door is ajar” and from what I know, the G-Wagon doesn’t talk—or who knows? Kardashians are known to pay for completely worthless things and I wouldn’t be surprised if some car-dude convinced them to get a customized speech add-on…Ok, I’m running on 15 seconds, so the next Kardashian post will only get 5 seconds!
These two can teach all couples a thing or two simply because they always look like they’re deeply in love, even though they’ve been dating for a while now and recently became engaged. As some of you might know, we’re not huge proponents of marriage, but hey, it might just work for these two! OW!
The pics were snapped earlier this morning as English broadcaster Chris Evans was seen outside BBC Radio studios. He was letting everyone admire his sweet ride, the always-delicious Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG. God damn!
Sandwiched between their tight lovemaking schedule, Eddie Murphy & Paige Butcher try their best to make a coffee run to their local Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf establishment. The only difference yesterday afternoon was the fact that they were both approached by a couple of Eddie’s transvestite fans, one of whom gifted Eddie’s trophy sugar baby a rose.
Normally, their coffee runs are very systematic: Eddie pulls up in his sweet-ass the Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG GT, walks around to Paige’s side of the car & opens the door for her. The couple catwalk inside the cafe, only to emerge a few minutes later holding their respective drinks. Once by they arrive back at the car, Eddie, being a real gentleman, opens the Lambo-style doors on his pimp-mobile to let Paige inside and then minutes later they drive back home to continue having sex in different parts of Eddie’s palatial Beverly Hills mansion. How sweet is that life?
Normally when we see Eddie Murphy and his longtime play-thing Paige Butcher make a coffee run, we see pics of the lovebirds going in & out of the Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf location, but earlier today we got inside access of how these two are all over each other while inside the coffee joint order their usual cup of joe. You’d think these two get enough of each other when they’re running around naked back inside Eddie Murphy’s Beverly Hills pimp pad, but apparently that’s not the case.
Both Eddie & his sugar baby Paige had their hands around each other at different times while inside the cafe. Once outside, Eddie, who normally is decked out in Adidas gear from head-to-toe, opted for a trendier look with a black ‘Paperback Writer’ t-shirt (apparently a reference to the Beatles song?) and a pair of Air Jordans (they’re probably extremely limited editions he bought right after Michael Jordan wiped his ass with the tongue).
I guess Eddie’s getting a little bored sitting at home having sex with Paige all day (with the occasional coffee break, of course) because news recently broke that he’s working on the third installment of his ‘Nutty Professor’ series of films. The last film ‘Nutty Professor II: The Klumps’ released back in 2000 and made a killing at the box office, so look for ‘Nutty Professor III’ to do the same.
This latest photo was snapped yesterday as a mystery woman was seen cruising around L.A. inside Lamar’s Mercedes-Benz G500 SUV. Since this woman isn’t that hot, so we’re gonna give Lamar the benefit of the doubt & assume she isn’t the woman he’s been banging on the side.
When Evil Kris Jenner sold the story to TMZ about why her daughter is separating from husband Lamar Odom, she referenced a Lamar’s secret drug problem and also revealed details that the dude has been missing for 72 hours—apparently on a secret cocaine binge with his druggy friends.
Since that story was “leaked” (i.e. sold by to TMZ by Kris Jenner), Lamar Odom’s agent Jeff Schwartz refuted the claims by telling ESPN.com on Monday that, “Lamar is not missing. His wife knows exactly where he is. Playing in the NBA is still very much a part of Lamar’s plans.” (via SI Wire)
What the hell was Lamar Odom thinking when shacking up with the Kardashian family? I hope he does a tell-all interview revealing all the bullshit he suffered through over the past few years.
Also, seeing how shit finally hit the fan for Lamar, I hope Kanye is keeping a close eye on all the drama b/c for all we know, he’s next. It’s only a matter of time until Kris Jenner lands a kill shot on Kanye. Sure, it’ll result in an epic album where Kanye will lyrically shit on the Kardashian family, but it’s gonna be a long & painful road moving forward.
We’re going to assume we won’t be seeing Eddie Murphy & his play-thing Paige Butcher for at least a couple days seeing how they pretty much raided a Coffee Bean location in Studio City.
As we point out each time we post Eddie & his woman, these two only appear in public together when they’re out getting coffee, so we can only hope that Eddie decides to send Paige on another bikini-clad Hawaiian vacation! Even during her last trip, we didn’t see her with Eddie for some odd reason, so the dude definitely knows how to keep a low profile!
On a separate note, Eddie & Paige seem to be enjoying each other a lil’ too much these days as multiple bruises can be visible on Paige Butcher’s legs. We gotta assume the sex is getting freakier these days & having reached the freak stage, I think it’s also safe to assume that Eddie’s officially in search for another hot white woman to replace Paige in the coming weeks (or months).
Leilani Dowding was spotted leaving a morning class at The Church Of Scientology Celebrity Centre in Los Angeles. After which she stopped to refuel her Mercedes-Benz and display some sexiness in washing her front windshield. Well, we’re not going to get into the whole Scientology thing, we’ll let Leah Remini do all the talking for the everyone. But otherwise, Leilani once again looked just absolutely smokin’ rocking her little denim shorts and tanktop for a beautiful sunny SoCal day. A quick plug for you to check out Leilani’s designer fashion collection at LeiLuna Collection.