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We have some good news to report! Minka Kelly scored a new gig, so looks like all the hard work at the gym is paying off with roles in non-romantic comedy films! Good for Minka!
Her latest film, which is set for release sometime this year, is titled ‘The WOrld Made Straight’, which is based on the 2006 novel by Ron Rash. Minka plays the role of Dena, who was once a pretty young woman, but then later becomes a heavy drug user. The role definitely doesn’t sound like one of those “come onto set and look pretty” type of roles that Minka is typically accustomed to, so she better bring her A-game! Here’s more about the plot:
In 1970s Western North Carolina, a young man stumbles across a grove of marijuana, sees an opportunity to make some easy money, and steps into the jaws of a bear trap. He is discovered by the ruthless farmer who set the trap to protect his plants, and begins his struggle with the evils of his community’s present as well as those of its history. Before long, he has moved out of his parents’ home to live with a onetime schoolteacher who now lives in a trailer outside town, deals a few drugs, and studies journals from the American Civil War. Their fates become entwined as the community’s terrible past and corrupt present lead to a violent reckoning with the marijuana farmer and with a Civil War massacre that continues to divide an Appalachian community.[Source]
It’s not a question of who or if, but rather when Minka Kelly will reveal who she will sleep with next. We were thinking George Clooney might pounce for a season or two, but judging by his history of sugar babies, he’s a legs man & unfortunately for Minka, her infamous cankles are holding her back from becoming George’s temporary red carpet sidekick. Although, with a face like hers, she shouldn’t feel too badly. I think it’s just a matter of week or two or until she tires of the one-nighters that Minka will find her new temporary boyfriend. Considering she’s 33, prospective sugar daddies better watch out b/c Minka might be thinking marriage & kids these days and that might be the reason behind her recent breakup with ‘Captain America’ pimp-daddy Chris Evans.
If all else fails, she can just move back east to NYC and try her luck at woo’ing back Derek Jeter (it won’t be easy). Minka’s growing list of dudes who’ve taken a sample includes: Ramon Rodriguez, Topher Grace, Brian White, Donald Faison, Taylor Kitsch, John Mayer, Derek Jeter, Wilmer Valderrama, Jake Gyllenhaal & her most recent conquest, Chris Evans.
As most of you guys heard, Minka Kelly broke up with her on/off boyfriend Chris Evans (a.k.a. ‘Captain America’). This is the second time these two are breaking up, so it’s likely they’ll slowly transition into friends with benefits mode while both search for their next temporary lover. So, is there anybody in Hollywood who hasn’t slept with Minka Kelly? If you’re remotely famous and/or rich, give Minka’s agent a call. If it were for Minka’s world-famous cankles, I wouldn’t be surprised if George Clooney came knocking on her panties.
Katharine McPhee’s breakup story is 100x juicier than Minka’s. The 29-year-old former ‘Smash’ actress was in a shaky marriage with 47-year-old producer Nick Cokas. According to TMZ sources, the couple were living apart for the past six months, so they would’ve eventually gotten a divorce. Unfortunately we can’t say the same about Katherine’s secret lover. The former ‘Smash’ director Michael Morris was supposed to be happily married with THREE young daughters to actress Mary McCormack, but obviously he was a little bored sexually. He was reportedly kicked out of his home this past weekend.
Judging by the photos of the two adulterous lovers on TMZ, they seemed so comfortable with each other as they casually kissed & then held hands while taking a stroll. There was absolutely nothing private about it. It’s almost like they wanted the papz to see them so they could finally let shit hit the fan & move on with their lives. You can also tell by the photos that these two were having sex for at least the past couple months—AT LEAST! I hope this Michael Morris dude is ready to pay up because his wife will not let him off cheaply.
The always cute & sexy Minka Kelly was looking to drop some serious dough as the actress ws spotted shopping for rugs at Lawrence of La Brea yesterday afternoon. Before hitting up rug joint, the 33-year-old actress met up with her rocker dad Rick Dufay for lunch at King’s Road Cafe in West Hollywood.
The 2013 Fox Fall Eco-Casino Party was held at The Bungalow in Santa Monica. Attended by the stars of your favorite FOX shows, the event celebrated FOX’s new fall lineup but also raised money and awareness for environmental organizations like Heal the Bay, Habitat for Humanity of Greater Los Angeles, and the Nature Conservancy. The new season kicks-off this week with the premiere of the new season of The X-Factor. Also look for the season premiere of favorites like New Girl and The Mindy Project on September 17th. Look for Brenda Song on Dads and Minka Kelly on Almost Human. Check out FOX for more information.
Apologies for not formally announcing this earlier, but we quietly launched the “Slightly Cold Celebrities” category last week. We went back and included countless other posts from over the years, so the category is filled with pics of every imaginable celebrity who happened to be “slightly cold” while out & about running errands or on the red carpet. This goes without saying, but can you think of a better way to spend 2-3 hours of your time? Didn’t think so.
As for these latest pics, they feature Minka Kelly cruising around with a girlfriend in West Hollywood. As always Minka looked beautiful as she rocked her favorite pair of Ray-Ban Aviators, while wearing a short red dress. Unfortunately for Minka, she still suffers from her cankle issues, but hey, with a face like that, who the hell is looking down there anyway, right?