This is the final post in our year in review posts, so if you missed any over the past couple weeks, make sure you hit up the MoeJackson 2012 Year in Review category to see everything.
Unless you’re a big-dogg celeb, you gotta run through the airport just like everybody, so the airport is always a great place to catch celebrities. We’ve included our favorites over the past year in the gallery, so please fasten your seat belts & enjoy the trip…
Joanna Krupa has been featured on this site since all the way back in 2006 but it was the debut of her fiance Romain Zago in 2012 that gives them the distinct honor of being MoeJackson’s Couple of the Year. Forget Justin and Jessica or Aniston and Theroux… it’s all about Joanna and Romain with their bikini car washes and interesting workouts that seemingly always get photographed for our viewing pleasure. The couple almost didn’t make it to this point with their reported break-up in November but from the signs of it, I think all is well in Joanna and Romain’s world. Let’s hope that 2013 doesn’t give us anymore scares of a split. While we’re at it, you can start to follow both Joanna Krupa and Romain Zago on Twitter!!
After years of obsessively watching celebrities pay parking meters, we’ve learned that they mostly pay with credit cards, they’re mostly ladies, and certain celebs (most notably, Alessandra Ambrosio & Jessica Alba) are extremely fearful of parking tickets even though they’re multi-millionaires. I guess it’s their way of keepin’ it humble!
You won’t be seeing this list on CNN, TMZ or Huffington Post anytime soon, so as we play the role of entertainment “news” bottom-feeders, we’re running with a list that will capture the imagination of extremely creepy bastards who have a fetish for beautiful women going up & down curbs. For all Celebrity Curb Watch photos, hit up our exclusive category!
We gotta run with Russell Simmons on this one, but our shortlist of King Sugar Daddies included Simon Cowell, Eddie Murphy, A-Rod, George Clooney & the mighty Leonardo DiCaprio. We’ll do a poll w/ all five just for the hell of it, but I think it’s safe to say that Russell Simmons is well deserving of the King Sugar Daddy of the Year honor. The guy keeps numerous supermodels smiling, regardless of whether he’s taking them shopping in luxury off-Broadway stores in SoHo or if he’s busy doing his various Yoga exercises on beautiful beaches of Miami or St. Barts!
We don’t know whether it’s Buddhism or what, but the guy is always smiling & looks like he’s having the time of his life. That might be because he has $350 million stashed away in various liquid investments & presumably steps out in front of cameras right after having sex w/ a woman who’s 30 years younger (Russ is 55), but hey, at least he’s happy, right? I feel like Russell Simmons learned his lesson about shitty marriages following his experience w/ Kimora Lee, so now he just enjoys life by cutting all the relationship drama & sleeping w/ beautiful women for the simple pleasure of sleeping with them. If they get overly dramatic or want something long-term, Russell’s relationship team cuts them loose. You see, it makes the process much easier when all parties understand their roles—Russell knows he has to cover all the expenses while the chick knows she’s there for the sole purpose of pleasuring Russell, in & out of the bedroom. With that in hand, many congrats to Russell! Cheers to a hottie-packed 2013! OW!
By far, one of our all-time favorite categories on the site, so if you like any of the sets that made our top 10 list, make sure you hit the Beautiful Women Performing Monotonous Tasks to view more photos! Check the gallery our top 10 (in no particular order, but we’re pretty sure Candice or Miranda would be in the top 3).
Claudia Romani made her debut to the website this past year with her trips to the beach showing off her bootylicious bod. As one of our favorite hotties on Twitter we definitely had to give her a shout out for providing us a lot of bikini photos this year. Let’s hope that 2013 continues with this trend. And since we’re into plugging Claudia, be sure to follow her on Twitter, Like her on Facebook, and hit up Claudia’s official website. But not before you click through some of our favorite bootylicious photos from this past year, including the ever-inspiring Obama bikini bottom!! OW!!
Since it would be way too many photos in the gallery, we chose to run with just the past six months. There are a lot of ladies you’d expect to be in the gallery (and they are), but we’ve also included plenty of tasty surprises. We narrowed it down to a total of 45 photos, so hope you guys enjoy the set. For all our 2012 Year in Reviews, check the category.