Hundreds of looney, diehard fans skipped school & work to camp outside in a tent city near the Nokia Theater in Los Angeles ahead of the big film premiere for “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2.” I never understood how somebody can convince themselves to do stupid things like camping out for a frickin’ movie? Are they that obsessed? One thing everyone learned for the experience was that the LAPD will condone a tent city for an upcoming movie premiere, but they’ll resort to brutally trashing similar tent cities built by people protesting against the social issues. Great value system, right? Everyone together: “USA! USA! USA!
On a more positive note, it’s about fucking time this series ended and society as a whole can finally move on from the vampire & werewolf bullshit onto some other crap. What’s on tap, anyway? Whatever the hell it is, let’s just hope & pray that there’s better acting and the leads aren’t as depressing as Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson. Actually, Robert Pattinson is somewhat tolerable, but it’s Kristen Stewart who annoys the shit out of me. For the sake of quality film making, Kristen’s career falls apart over the next 12 months. Let’s face it, the girl simply can’t act if her life depended on it!! I guess all that directors & producers can see in her is name recognition & the likelihood that she’ll give them a nice a blowjob & possibly a few nights of no-strings-attached sex. Then again, I think that’s the hope w/ every hot actress in Hollywood?
Let’s turn to the some plot action b/c I’m sure there’s at least one person out there who’s still clueless about how this thing will end:
After being brought back from near-death by Edward after childbirth, Bella begins her new life as a vampire and mother to their daughter, Renesmee. But when Irina, a member of the Denali coven, misidentifies Renesmee as a immortal child, a human infant who has been bitten and transformed into a vampire, to the Volturi, they set out to battle and destroy the Cullens for their betrayal. In a final attempt to survive, the Cullens begin to gather foreign Vampire clans and nomads to stand and witness against the Volturi, including the Denali, the Amazonian, the Egyptian, the Irish and Romanian Covens, with European and American nomads. With their allies, the Cullens and the Wolf Pack stand to prove their innocence to the Volturi once and for all.
while thinking about eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by Jackson9
Photo Credit: WENN
Safe House is the upcoming release starring Denzel Washington and Ryan Reynolds. Basically with the tag line “No One Is Safe”, the two of them spend 117 minutes going from one secure location to another without getting themselves killed. Look for it in theaters on February 10th. For more info, visit the Safe House official website.
When a group of rebel soldiers from the neighboring region destroy a CIA-operated safe house, the facility’s young house-sitter escapes with the rogue ex-CIA agent who is being hidden there, and the two men battle their way across South Africa in order to reach another secure location. [Wiki]
The March of Dimes works to promote healthier, stronger babies. Celebs came out to The Beverly Hills Hotel to “recognizes prominent individuals, including Hollywood moms and dads, who are celebrating the birth of their children and who are role models for March of Dimes’ commitment to improving the health of babies.” To learn more about the March of Dime and how you can donate, visit the March of Dimes official website.
After holding out for years, 38-year old model & actress Molly Sims tied the knot with Hollywood power producer Scott Stuber. This was Molly’s first marriage & Stuber’s second. Previously he was married to the delicious Rachel Nichols for about seven months before they filed for divorce. Mr Stuber’s building up quite a resume, so let’s see how long things last with Molly.
Regardless of what happens with their temporarily nuptials, Molly needs to have unprotected sex with this dude so that she can one day cash in those precious baby-daddy checks—not to mention, have full rights to the private jet, timeshares scattered across the globe, etc, etc.! Work it, Molly!!
while eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by Jackson7
Photo Credit: Wenn
I guess there wasn’t much love from celebs in NYC for the opening of the New Balance Experience Store New York City last night. We’ve blatantly posted numerous celebs rocking a pair of New Balance shoes but we guess the budget didn’t allow for them to get anyone better to show up. Had it been a Nike event, we’re sure they would’ve had more money to pay some appearance fees considering the likes of Irina Shayk decked herself out in Nike for her runs around NYC, okay, she’s actually wearing Asics. But oh well, if New Balance is your thing and you want to learn more about the new Experience Store, hit up the NYC Experience Store official website
Molly Sims continues her vacation in Cabo, like a bunch of other celebs, and this time was caught kissing some mystery guy. We kept those kissing photos at the end of the post since what we really care about is looking at pictures of Molly in a bikini.