Pictured: Kim Kardashian, Kylie Jenner, JWoww, Sammi “Sweetheart”, Snooki
What award show wouldn’t be complete with a group of reality tv stars, right? Kim Kardashian chaperoned Kylie Jenner while JWoww, Snooki, and Sammi “Sweetheart” represented for the Jersey Shore contingency. Yeah, let’s move on to our copy and paste of the vitals from the show:
As for the show, you already know that Rebel Wilson hosted while Selena Gomez and Macklemore and Ryan Lewis performed. The 2013 MTV Movie Awards took place at The Sony Pictures Studios in Culver City. The Dark Knight Rises, Silver Linings Playbook, Ted, and Django Unchained each led the way with seven nominations a piece. The Avengers took home Best Movie in addition to Best Villian and Best Fight but it was Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper who took home Best Actress and Best Actor along with Best Kiss. Check out the full list of winners and for more information, visit the 2013 MTV Movie Awards official website.
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“I know everything there is to know about how to look glam during labor! It’s a bitch, but it’s worth it!”[Celebuzz]
Well, this one should give even the most vociferous anti-birth control loonies out there tremendous amounts of pause: none other than Snooki (yes, the one and only) giving pregnancy fashion advice to Kim Kardashian. If this isn’t the bottom of the barrel, then I say we don’t know bottoms anymore – and we can thank Kim K’s Armenia-sized derriere for that. (Pun intended).
Per her newly minted column at Celebuzz (when did this happen?), Snooki offers such choice mommy-to-be fashion tidbits at the following:
1. First impressions are everything, so when you meet your baby for the first time, you have to look flawless.
2. If your face is already made up when your water breaks, you have plenty of time to do it in the hospital when you’re waiting to dilate. I waited 27 hours, and the whole time, I just put on makeup and watched cartoons.
3. Go for pink or red lips, rather than nudes and remember to keep an extra pair of eyelashes in your purse, just in case your water breaks when you’re not at home.
If this weren’t so unintentionally hilarious, I would have assumed it came from the trashier section of The Onion. What’s next? Paris Hilton offering Kim K acting lessons?!?
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Maybe it’s the camera angle, but Snooki looks like she’s she’s two feet tall when standing next to JWoww and her porn star rack. To JWoww’s credit, at least she’s wearing a dress that’s concealing her plastic surgery scars, so good for her!!
These latest photos were snapped over the weekend at the 24th Annual GLAAD Media Awards. The event was sponsored by Ketel One & Wells Fargo and held at the Marriott Marquis Hotel in New York City.
Here are more photos of the two former reality TV stars-turned-Z-listers when they hooked up with RuPaul & her gang…
Not only did the douche bag count go up, but the world’s collective blood alcohol level also crept up a couple tenths of a percent.
Snooki gave birth to her first child yesterday, a baby boy named Lorenzo Dominic LaValle. The baby-daddy is Jionni LaValle & apparently Snooki is currently engaged to him in order to make herself feel better about the situation. The couple currently resides in Marlboro, NY, which is just across the river from Snooki’s childhood home in Poughkeepsie.
So, since it’s on everybody’s mind, I think it’s finally time to speculate how much Snooki will earn for her baby’s first photos b/c you know her peeps are already shopping that shit around…
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What more can you say? This is just a cheap & blatant attempt to get the cameras pointed in her direction. I’m curious what lengths she’s gonna go to when the kid finally pops out…
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Snooki and JWoww were caught filming the latest episode of Jersey Shore earlier today with some extra props in hand. What were they? Fake babies, as far as we could tell. So either Snooki and her frenemy were practicing for the arrival of her bundle of joy, or they were forced to repeat their high school child development class. Good luck to all involved, including the lifeless plastic in polyester . . .
As you guys know, “Jersey Shore” star Snooki had drunken, unprotected sex & now she’s reportedly knocked up. Snooks was seen walking by a pile of trash (oh, the irony) in NYC yesterday afternoon as she carried one too many plastic bags.
So, what’s the official take on the baby bump? Considering she’s penguin shaped, I have a feeling we can’t be sure about the rumored pregnancy until at least the fifth or sixth month. One thing is for sure though, Snooki will be the center of attention on the new reality show that she’s filming with her “Jersey Shore” co-star JWoww (the one with the huge rack).