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“Ever since Robin Thicke and Paula Patton announced they were separating earlier this week, ‘Mr. ‘Blurred Lines” has spent every waking minute trying to win his back his wife.”[MTV]
It’s probably more surprising to know that Robin Thicke is trying to reconcile with estranged wife Paula Patton than the fact that the two split up in the first place (I mean, come on!)
But there are some ways the singer can try and really win her back – and they don’t involve the blurring of lines, Miley Cyrus, or the donning of 80s-esque Beetlejuice pantsuits. Here’s a few suggestions:
Grow His Hair Really Long, Become A Bike Messenger: Yes, this is basically the plot of the “When I Get You Alone” video. So what?
Two Words: Sex Therapy: That album was underrated.
Newly single Paula Patton hit the town appearing that the Film Independent Spirt Awards in Santa Monica. Paula looked absolutely stunning in this short yellow dress putting on display her sexy legs. Needless to say this appearance was clear indication that she’s doing just fine and that all rich sugar daddies should be on alert. As for the awards, the show was hosted by Patton Oswalt and aired on IFC. Check out the full list of winners which included 12 Years a Slave.
All this time, I thought Robin Thicke was F’ing around behind Paula’s back, but it appears, the story might be slightly more complicated. Their recently released joint statement reads, ‘We will always love each other and be best friends, however, we have mutually decided to separate at this time.”
This pretty much translates to “We will still sleep with each other from time to time, however, we both want to spend the next few months sleeping with other people, as well, and want to facilitate such desires with a mutual separation.”
They could’ve just as easily filed for divorce, but it appears they’re taking the temporarily separated route in hopes to rekindle some of the love between each other by sleeping around with other people. Sure, that sounds fucked-up & counter intuitive, but sometimes you gotta sniff your neighbor’s roses in order to realizes the roses in your own garden are 10x better. Having been together for so long, I just can’t see these two remaining separated for too long. What do you guys think?
Pictured: Paula Patton and Robin Thicke vs Chrissy Teigen and John Legend
Naturally, there were a lot of hot couples in attendance, but the two standouts in the sexy-department were obviously Paula Patton & Robin Thicke and Chrissy Teigen & John Legend. To honest, if you consider both ladies carefully, it’s very difficult to decide in a one vs the other poll. When it comes to couples, I have a feeling more people will gravitate toward John Legend simply due to his cool factor in the industry.
Having said that, we gotta more than one poll for this one…
Pictured: Paula Patton, Drew Barrymore and Zoe Saldana
From all the dresses that Paula Patton could choose, she opted for that thing? Interesting. Let’s hope opts for something far less annoying when the Grammy Awards roll around later this month.
Drew Barrymore showed up? She should be at the gym getting in shape for the Oscars! As for the dress, it looks like a flower shop took a shit on her. I have a feeling she wore that thing to help conceal her post-pregnancy body. I don’t even know if you can call that “post-pregnancy” considering she gave birth back in September, 2012. I have a feeling this is just the new Drew, unless, of course, she hires a personal trainer & nutritionist to help manage her diet & exercise regimen.
Zoe Saldana: First she randomly gets hitched with some mysterious Italian dude and now she’s losing her sense of red carpet style. It’s possible that new dude in her life has Zoe all drugged-up and as a result she can’t think straight, so we’ll assume she won’t be herself until she files for divorce (after, of course, she pops out her first kid–a la Halle Berry-style).
The World Premiere of Fox Searchlight Pictures’ Baggage Claim was held at Regal Cinemas L.A. Live. Based on the book by the same name, the film stars Paula Patton, Adam Brody, Djimon Hounsou, Taye Diggs, Christina Milian, and Derek Luke. Look for it in theaters on September 27th. Visit Baggage Claim at Fox Searchlight for more information.
Determined to get engaged before her youngest sister’s wedding, flight attendant Montana Moore (Paula Patton) finds herself with only 30 days to find Mr. Right. Using her airline connections to “accidentally” meet up with eligible ex-boyfriends and scour for potential candidates, she racks up more than 30,000 miles and countless comedic encounters, all the while searching for the perfect guy.
Even though every couple days, there’s a new rumor swirling around that Paula’s hubby Robin Thicke is cheating on her with mystery women, Paula Patton’s big smile on her face proves that everything is clicking perfectly in her private life. We can’t say definitively, considering these two have been together for so long, it’s gonna take more than Robin Thicke grinding against Miley’s boney ass to break things apart between these two. I know it’s probably far from true, but Paula & Robin’s love for each other seems very genuine and built to go the distance, at least we hope that’s the case.
These latest pics were snapped throughout yesterday as Paula made the rounds around NYC to promote her latest film ‘Baggage Claim‘, which hits theaters at the end of the month (Sept. 27). The film also stars Adam Brody, Djimon Hounsou, Taye Diggs, Christina Milian, and Derek Luke.
Check the plot & trailer directly below:
Determined to get engaged before her youngest sister’s wedding, flight attendant Montana Moore (Paula Patton) finds herself with only 30 days to find Mr. Right. Using her airline connections to “accidentally” meet up with eligible ex-boyfriends and scour for potential candidates, she racks up more than 30,000 miles and countless comedic encounters, all the while searching for the perfect guy. Source
If you can allow your hubby to film a music video where he’s surrounded by topless lingerie models, then what’s the harm in letting an a chick like Miley grind him for a few seconds? Plus, I think this goes without saying, but a chick like Miley has nothing on Paula and I’m pretty sure Paula knows it. She seems like a very secure woman and rightfully so.
In a recent interview with Celebrity Wire, Paula discusses what she did when she suspected Robin Thicke of cheating on her (before they were married):