Photo Credit: FameFlynet Pictures; Paula Patton, Serena Williams, Pharrell Williams, Helen Lasichanh, Sanaa Lathan, Gabrielle Union, and Kerry Washington
In the spirit of the age-old saying, “better late than never,” we’re finally posting up our favorites from the 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party. If we had to choose whether to post only red carpet photos from the actual ceremony or photos from the various after-parties following the awards show, I’d obviously choose the latter.
The overall theme of the outfits can be summed up with the statement “Look, but don’t touch—unless your name is Leonardo DiCaprio.” I know a lot of chicks probably wouldn’t admit it to it, but with the amount of pre- and post-buzz surrounding that guy’s Best Actor Academy Award, he could’ve seriously gone home with any number of women last night. We’re pretty sure he didn’t follow through, but we’re about 110% sure some of his close friends cleaned up with all the chicks who had lofty aspirations of texting all their friends the sentence, “I had sex with Leo the night he won the Oscar for Best Actor.”
Despite her ex-hubby shacking up with a 19-year-old sugar baby, actress Paula Patton seemed to be having a great afternoon yesterday with one of her leggy friends as she cruised around the city. I have a feeling she’s very happy that she filed for divorce—especially after seeing those pics of Robin Thicke with his barely legal girlfriend.
And, for those of you who missed it, back in February Paula was cast as the lead in the upcoming ABC crime drama, “Runner,” which is set in the vicious world of drug cartels.
I have to admit, I was in the group of people who thought Paula Patton would eventually take back her longtime partner Robin Thicke, but she’s holding strong! The actress was seen looking very sweaty as she left a gym in Calabasas after what appeared to be a great workout. Paula recently returned from Mammoth where she enjoyed a winter getaway with her son Julian.
Well, Well, here’s somebody we don’t see all too often on these pages! Actress Paula Patton was seen seen taking hers on Julian on a play date at a park in Malibu. Just like every other kid out there, Julian didn’t like his mom rubbing sunscreen on his face…
So, where’s Robin Thicke these days anyway?! Is he still scheming to get back with Paula or has he finally moved on?
Looks like Paula Patton is officially over Robin Thicke! I have to admit, it took much, much longer than I expected! Then again, when the guy keeps trying to win your heart back by releasing songs, albums and desperate on-stage appeals during concerts & award shows, I guess it can slow down the process of getting over somebody. Let’s just hope that smile has nothing to do with Robin Thicke…
“Ever since Robin Thicke and Paula Patton announced they were separating earlier this week, ‘Mr. ‘Blurred Lines” has spent every waking minute trying to win his back his wife.”[MTV]
It’s probably more surprising to know that Robin Thicke is trying to reconcile with estranged wife Paula Patton than the fact that the two split up in the first place (I mean, come on!)
But there are some ways the singer can try and really win her back – and they don’t involve the blurring of lines, Miley Cyrus, or the donning of 80s-esque Beetlejuice pantsuits. Here’s a few suggestions:
Grow His Hair Really Long, Become A Bike Messenger: Yes, this is basically the plot of the “When I Get You Alone” video. So what?
Two Words: Sex Therapy: That album was underrated.
Newly single Paula Patton hit the town appearing that the Film Independent Spirt Awards in Santa Monica. Paula looked absolutely stunning in this short yellow dress putting on display her sexy legs. Needless to say this appearance was clear indication that she’s doing just fine and that all rich sugar daddies should be on alert. As for the awards, the show was hosted by Patton Oswalt and aired on IFC. Check out the full list of winners which included 12 Years a Slave.
All this time, I thought Robin Thicke was F’ing around behind Paula’s back, but it appears, the story might be slightly more complicated. Their recently released joint statement reads, ‘We will always love each other and be best friends, however, we have mutually decided to separate at this time.”
This pretty much translates to “We will still sleep with each other from time to time, however, we both want to spend the next few months sleeping with other people, as well, and want to facilitate such desires with a mutual separation.”
They could’ve just as easily filed for divorce, but it appears they’re taking the temporarily separated route in hopes to rekindle some of the love between each other by sleeping around with other people. Sure, that sounds fucked-up & counter intuitive, but sometimes you gotta sniff your neighbor’s roses in order to realizes the roses in your own garden are 10x better. Having been together for so long, I just can’t see these two remaining separated for too long. What do you guys think?
Pictured: Paula Patton and Robin Thicke vs Chrissy Teigen and John Legend
Naturally, there were a lot of hot couples in attendance, but the two standouts in the sexy-department were obviously Paula Patton & Robin Thicke and Chrissy Teigen & John Legend. To honest, if you consider both ladies carefully, it’s very difficult to decide in a one vs the other poll. When it comes to couples, I have a feeling more people will gravitate toward John Legend simply due to his cool factor in the industry.
Having said that, we gotta more than one poll for this one…
Pictured: Paula Patton, Drew Barrymore and Zoe Saldana
From all the dresses that Paula Patton could choose, she opted for that thing? Interesting. Let’s hope opts for something far less annoying when the Grammy Awards roll around later this month.
Drew Barrymore showed up? She should be at the gym getting in shape for the Oscars! As for the dress, it looks like a flower shop took a shit on her. I have a feeling she wore that thing to help conceal her post-pregnancy body. I don’t even know if you can call that “post-pregnancy” considering she gave birth back in September, 2012. I have a feeling this is just the new Drew, unless, of course, she hires a personal trainer & nutritionist to help manage her diet & exercise regimen.
Zoe Saldana: First she randomly gets hitched with some mysterious Italian dude and now she’s losing her sense of red carpet style. It’s possible that new dude in her life has Zoe all drugged-up and as a result she can’t think straight, so we’ll assume she won’t be herself until she files for divorce (after, of course, she pops out her first kid–a la Halle Berry-style).