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Pete Wentz Should Bag A Chick w/ a Better Bikini Body Than Meagan Camper

Exclusive... Pete Wentz Hangs Out On The Beach With His Family

Just like most of you bastards, we also our share of extremely thin supermodels, but I really feel like Meagan Camper is an extreme case. This chick’s body is literally non-existent, but then again, if this clashing against bones is the type of lovemaking that gets Pete Wentz’s blood flowing, then it’s no wonder he divorced Ashlee.

Aside from the boney body, I’m still shocked that somebody would get a giant owl as a tramp stamp. Wow. She’s lucky it’s on her back because I can’t imagine having to see that thing each time you stand in front of a mirror. Although, I can see Pete Wentz getting tired of staring at that thing while they’re getting it on…

Here’s a better look at Meagan Camper’s painfully boney bikini bod

Exclusive... Pete Wentz Hangs Out On The Beach With His Family

This Has Awkward Written All Over It. Ashlee Simpson Hangs w/ Her Son Bronx, Pete Wentz & his Girlfriend

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz take their son Bronx out for his birthday party with Pete's girlfriend Meagan Camper in Los Angeles. Rocker Pete wore an Iron Man mask on his head and carried a box full of props as he was seen out for the first time with his ex-wife and new girlfriend together. Ashlee filed for divorce from Pete in 2011 and the group were believed to be out shooting pictures for Thanksgiving and Christmas albums.

It wasn’t just a casual hangout, either. Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz, who got divorced in 2011, briefly reunited yesterday to celebrate their son Bronx’s birthday. The day even included a holiday photo shoot, so it was very surprising to see Pete Wentz latest girlfriend Meagan Camper also in attendance. You’d think Meagan would have some commonsense to make up some dumb excuse & not show up, but I guess Ash & Pete are really over each other & willing to do whatever it takes in order to keep their son happy. This, coincidentally, was the first time first time douchebag Fall Out Boy bassist hung out both his ex-wife and new girlfriend at the same time, but don’t expect for him to have a “ex-wife & new girlfriend” threesome anytime soon…

Pete Wentz Models The Latest In Douche Bag Fashion Trends

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All you haters who love to hate, this is your chance to shine…

I guess when you have millions in the bank & routinely bang a new hottie every other day, you start think you’re capable of pretty much anything. Or, maybe you’re just a fucking douche bag?

These were snapped yesterday as former Fall Out Boy rocker Pete Wentz was seen grabbing a couple iced-coffees from Starbucks while looking like he’s smoking too much fashion crack.

BREAKING!! Pete Wentz & Meagan Camper Both Rocked The Same Nikes While Out w/ Bronx!

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You’d think sugar daddy Pete Wentz would buy different colored kicks for his latest sex-toy & himself, but I guess he got a special deal. The former rocker-turned-“Dude who was married to Jessica Simpson’s annoying little sister” enjoyed the weekend with his girlfriend Meagan Camper & his son Bronx Mowgli as the three hit a special event at the local farmer’s market in Los Angeles, complete with petting zoo & air jumpers. Photos like these simply confirms that Meagan’s in it for Pete’s dwindling stash—not that there’s anything wrong with that!
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NYC: Attendees @ Puma x Lucky Strike Bowling Shoe Launch

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So yeah, next time you cough up top dollar to hit a Lucky Strike bowling alley, you’ll be looking very fashionable in a pair of Puma bowling shoes—although we can’t guarantee that the shoes won’t smell or give you some sort of rare foot fungus. As with most launch events, a handful of B/D-listers were on hand at the Puma x Lucky Strike shoe launch in NYC last week.

It’s nice to see that rocker Pete Wentz is moving on from Ashley Simpson very nicely. While Ash is busy taking care of the kids at one of her homes, Pete seems to be very busy attending random events hunting for chicks to bang.

Anyway, here’s a closer look at the Puma-flavored bowling kicks:
Photo Credit: WENN
Photo Credit: WENN

Another Breakup: Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz File For Divorce!

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AShley Simpson filed papers earlier today in Los Angeles County Superior Court on Wednesday, citing “irreconcilable differences” for the split.

As per TMZ.com, the 26 year old hasbeen, Ashlee Simpson, is hiring tip-top celebrity attorney Laura Wasser to represent her as she fights for joint legal custody and primary physical custody of her two-year-old son Bronx, so it’s possible this will develop into a messy, highly publicized separation (even though most people don’t give a shit). The couple wed in May 2008, but rumors have been floating around that there was trouble in the household since Pete was always seen alone when hitting parks with his son.

And, for those of you who missed it, yesterday Olivia Wilde filed for divorce from her husband of 8 years and Jude Law & Sienna Miller called it quits earlier today (a real shocker), so who’s next? Megan Fox?

BREAKING! Pete Wentz Hits The Park W/ His Son In A Range Rover!

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I know most of you could careless about Pete Wentz & his lil’ kid Bronx, but we wanted to get this into our Range Rover category b/c we’re anal bastards who want to catalog every useless detail about celebrities.

These were snapped yesterday afternoon as Pete Wentz was spotted taking his kid to the doctor’s office without his baby-momma Ashlee Simpson. Is there finally some friction in the Simpson/Wentz household or is Ashlee, God forbid, working on another album?! Just writing that last statement makes me cringe…

Pete Wentz Did Not Use A Hands-Free Device While Driving!!!

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Pete Wentz was photographed driving his Mercedes-Benz SL63 AMG. While driving the car he was talking on the cell phone at the same time. In the state of California it’s a law that you have to use a hands-free device; however, the fine is $20 for the first time and $50 each additional time; I’m guessing Pete doesn’t care.

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