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Looks Like Meghan Markle Will Win The Royal Family Super Lottery

Photo Credit: Vanity Fair Magazine

Out of all the girls in the world, it appears Prince Harry will cash in his “single life” chips to settle down with former model Meghan Markle (at least that’s what it’s looking like at the moment). So, what’s the official take on this chick, anyway?

Let’s hope that Prince Harry comes to his natural, man-whore senses and kicks married life further down the road (recommended age for royal males is anytime after their 65th birthday). It’s fairly obvious that he’s caving to familial pressures by even considering marriage when obviously it’s not in his best long-term personal interests.

For those of you interested to learn more, check out Meghan’s latest interview in Vanity Fair.

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If Anastasia Guseva Is Prince Harry’s New Sex Toy, He Can Do Much Better!

Is Anastasia Guseva Prince Harry's New Love Interest? **FILE PHOTOS**

God damn, for a guy who can bag any chick out there, you’d think Prince Harry would find hotter chicks to date. Obviously German model Anastasia Guseva isn’t the “one,” but she certainly qualifies as a one night stand. Apparently Harry met Anastasia at an exclusive yacht party late last year in Abu Dhabi, and is reportedly captivated by the German model. Harry was previously dating dancer Cressida Bonas for two years before splitting last year.

So, who has a shortlist for Prince Harry?

Is Anastasia Guseva Prince Harry's New Love Interest? **FILE PHOTOS**

Prince Harry Did A Sugar Baby Crawl Through The 100 Women in Hedge Funds Gala Dinner

Prince Harry attends the 100 Women in Hedge Funds Gala Dinner in aid of WellChild at Royal Hospital Chelsea in London

I guess one way of avoiding gold diggers is to attend an event like 100 Women in Hedge Funds Gala, so let’s hope Harry got lucky. Proving that he isn’t a robot like his older bro, Harry showed off his sense of humor by jokingly saying, ‘I thought it would just be 100 women and myself’.

We should mention that the event was put in aid of WellChild at Royal Hospital Chelsea in London.

Princess Kate, Prince William & Prince Harry (Phew!) Honor Victims of the First World War

Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Prince Harry walk through the sea of ceramic Poppies at The Tower of London to Honour those whom lost their lives in WW1 in London

I’m pretty sure this is how Kate Middleton saw her life right before she tied the knot with Prince William and became a certified Princess.

These were snapped earlier today as the royals, comprising of Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Prince Harry, walked through an ocean of ceramic Poppies at The Tower of London to Honour those who lost their lives in WW1 in London.

Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Prince Harry walk through the sea of ceramic Poppies at The Tower of London to Honour those whom lost their lives in WW1 in London

Prince Harry Brings The Morning Links!

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– Jennifer Lopez’s assistant breaks up with her for Mariah Carey [Lainey Gossip]
– QOTD: The Time Ke$ha Electrocuted Her Twat With Power Tools [Dlisted]
– Bellator Ring Girls: Yet Another Reason To Watch MMA [Guy Code Blog]
– Top 10 Regrets In Life by Those About to Die [Caveman Circus]
– Blake Lively got a real acting job: will she still pretend to care about lifestyle blogging? [Celebitchy]

– Stevie From ‘Eastbound & Down’ Tried To Bang Lindsay Lohan In Real Life [The Superficial]
– Kelly Brook vs Sylvie van der Vaart [Regretful Morning]
– These Sexy Halloween Costumes are Stunting in Space [COED]
– Rare Picture of a Peacock in Flight [EgoTV]
– Emily Ratajkowski GQ Magazine Photos & Video [Mankind Unplugged]

– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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Royal Lovers Prince William, Princess Kate & Prince Harry Bring The Links!

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– Kat Dennings Busts Out For CBS [HollywoodTuna]
– Olivia Munn Pulls Her Eyelashes Out Because She’s A Crazy Person [The Superficial]
– George Clooney: commercials and cars [Lainey’s Gossip]
– Natalie Portman & Benjamin Millepied hide their ginger (!!) baby at LAX [Celebitchy]
– James Holmes Faces 142 Total Counts
[IDonLikeYouInThatWay]
– Sophia Bush Looking All Kinds Of Red Hot And Curvy [Popoholic]
– The 20 Hottest Photos of Sherlyn Chopra
[Heavy]
– KATY PERRY IN HER BIKINI LOOKING DUMPY OF THE DAY [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]

– Madonna Calls Her Fans Thugs [The Blemish]
– Snoop Dogg Is Banned From Norway. Why? Pot Bust. And 18 Other Celebrities Who Smoke Weed [PHOTOS] [Socialite Life]
– Does This Mean We Can Finally Get A New Season Of Rock Of Love Bus? [Dlisted]
– Kristen Stewart Didn’t Move Out of the Home She Shared With Robert Pattinson, He Told Her to GTFO [Evil Beet]
– The 25 Hottest Athletes on the 2012 U.S. Olympic Team [Complex]
– QUOTE OF THE DAY: OLIVIA MUNN ON RIPPING OUT HER EYELASHES [I’m Not Obsessed]
– In beautiful people news . . .Sophia Bush [Celebslam]

– MISCHA BARTON IS A PIG IN A PINK BIKINI OF THE DAY [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
– Octomom Thinks You’ll Buy Her A House Now [The Superficial]
– The Nolan Brunette: An Examination of the Director’s Most Commonly Used Trope
[Pajiba]
– Jessica Alba Shows Her Breast [Celeb Jihad]
– Sexy Martha Hunt Shows Us What’s Up (11 Pics) [BroBible]
– Amy Poehler Filming “They Came Together” [Caught On Set]

– I want to see Ruby Sparks [Lainey’s Gossip]
– Kat Dennings Busts Out For CBS [HollywoodTuna]
– Kristen Stewart & Rupert Sanders Were Doing It For Six Months [The Superficial]
– Vanessa Hudgens Pays For Parking, Looks Bootylicious Doing So [Popoholic]

– Kate Upton in Vogue [Yeeeah!]
– Hot Nobody Gretchen Rossi In A Bikini [The Grumpiest]
– Courtney Love Wants Lana Del Rey And Everyone Else To Know That “Heart-Shaped Box” Is About Her Vagina [Dlisted]

– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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Prince Harry’s Ex Florence Brudenell-Bruce Shoot Sponsored By Diet Coke!

Photo Credit: FAME Pictures; Pacific Coast News (Grey Outfit)

For those of you bad short-term hottie memory, Florence Brudenell-Bruce was one of Prince Harry’s sex-toys from earlier this year. He tossed her around behind closed doors for a couple months and managed to do on the extreme down-low b/c I don’t think we ever saw a photo of those two together.

Long story short, Harry moved on to hotter conquests (he’s currently trying to bag supermodel Bar Refaeli and it’s only a matter of time until she bites) and Florence has since been working her network to score gigs on the back of her Harry past. Can’t blame her one bit! She better wring the hookup ASAP in hopes to strike the relationship lottery with a Mediterranean billionaire and spend her remaining years cruising between Cannes, St. Tropez & Monte Carlo on her luxury yacht.

Florence Brudenell-Bruce Pimps Ray-Ban During London Walk & Bike Ride!

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So, is this chick really dating Prince Harry or is it just a bad rumor? Former employees of the now-defunct “News of the World” really need to get their shit together & bribe people into getting access to private pics of Prince Harry with this chick.

Purely judging by how calmly this chick goes about her daily affairs w/ cameras on her ass hints to an extremely private royal relationship b/c let’s admit it, if it was any other English chick, she’d start wearing short-shorts & get implants to generate more buzz about herself. It’s obvious that Florence Brudenell-Bruce is aiming high for a shot at one of those elusive royal weddings! After seeing how Prince Kate is living the high-life just months into her marriage with Prince William, who the hell wouldn’t want a piece of the action?!!?

Did Florence Brudenell-Bruce Talk With Prince Harry on Her Stroll?

Photo Credit: WENN

These were snapped yesterday afternoon as Prince Harry’s latest rumored play-thing Florence Brudenell-Bruce was spotted out & about London running some errands. When’s Harry gonna get Florence all glammed-up & invite her to one of his family’s royal parties? I have a feeling this chick can hold her own against Kate Middleton. It goes without saying that she absolutely crushes Princess Kate’s sister Pippa Middleton when it comes to candid appearances (i.e. grabbing coffee, casual walk on the street, etc.).

And once again, Florence is rocking her favorite pair of Converse kicks!
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Prince Harry’s Florence Brudenell-Bruce Went For A Walk in London

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Remember this chick from last week? We’re assuming Prince Harry’s still getting a piece since the papz is still on her ass. These were snapped earlier today as Florence was out & about London lookin’ cute, but what’s up with those boots?!? It’s the middle of July, damn it.

Anyway, I know most of you bastards will disagree, but on a hotness scale, I feel like Florence has Princess Kate. Sure, she’ll probably never become queen if she were to drug Harry into marrying her, but who gives a shit?! Let’s just say that shouldn’t have to effect on her hotness rating.

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