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Prince William & Kate Middleton Apparently Getting Closer Since Kate Got Pregnant

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Royal photographer Mark Stewart recently decided to drop some secrets about the Royal couple & told People Magazine that, “They’re much more touchy-feely than they were.”

Everything coming out of the Royal circles is scripted, so not surprisingly the Royal photog wasn’t the only person who felt this way. The Royal author, Judy Wade, also showered the Kate & William with some flowery comments saying, “They’ve always been close, but it is much more pronounced since she has become pregnant. There appears to be new, deeper bond between them.” Are you teary eyed yet or what?

Again, I would love to assume that everything is going great & it’s all lovey-dovey 24/7, but we all know that if money, fame & status had anything to do with keeping happily married for prolonged periods, it would’ve worked for countless other people before Kate & William tied the royal knot. I guess when chicks make the transition from commoner to royal, it takes slightly longer for them to settling in & hijacking the marriage for their own personal needs.

If she hasn’t already, Kate’s giant ego will inevitably surface soon after the birth of her first child and the humble persona that she’s been proudly parading from event to event will soon disappear. Undoubtedly, she’ll slowly become unappreciative of everything that was blessed upon her after she won the Royal Lottery and got hitched with Prince William. It’s only a matter of time. It’s human nature to take things for granted and begin to feel entitled. Let’s just say Disney fairy tales have happy endings, but sadly the fairy tales of real life nearly always end with extreme amounts of pain & regret, followed by a few years of heavy drinking & drug use. Again, it’s only a matter of time.

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Kate Middleton Leaves Hospital; World Breathes Collective Sigh Of Relief

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Kate Middleton, The Duchess of Cambridge leaves the King Edward VII Hospital on December 6, 2012 in London, England where she has spent the past 3 days being treated for acute morning sickness. Kate left the hospital on the arm of her husband Prince William.

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It’s almost as if Kate Middleton is giving birth to the future savior of planet earth, but it’s only an unfairly entitled kid who’s third in line to the meaningless throne of England.

Judging by all the bullshit that happened during her brief stay at King Edward VII Hospital, we’re pretty sure all her care will be done inside a London palace while Kate is pregnant. I just can’t see her taking monthly trips to the O/B and then delivering inside a regular hospital room.

Here’s the prank call to Kate Middleton’s hospital room:

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IT’S OFFICIAL: Royal Honeymoon Period Ends; Kate Middleton & Prince Willam Expecting First Child

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**BREAKING NEWS** NEW BABY ON THE WAY!! Prince William and Duchess Kate Middleton announce they are expecting their first baby, who will be third in line to the throne. The Royal couple got married in 2011. Both are aged 30.

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As if people didn’t already know, but Prince William & Duchess Kate Middleton made it official by announcing that they’re expecting their first baby, who will be third in line to the British throne. As it happens so often, their fairytale marriage will face its biggest challenge during the pregnancy, as well as soon after once life changes. Even with their army of nannies, life won’t get any easier, especially when you add the media element to the mix. Plus, didn’t Prince Charles’ marriage to Princess Diana start its downward trend once she became a mother? Then again, Prince William seems too damn boring to sleep around behind Kate’s back, but hey, anything is possible, right? Whatever the case, we wish them all the best.

While we wait for the leaked Royal Ultrasound Photos to appear inside French & Italian magazines, anybody want to take a stab at possible Royal Baby Names? It’ll probably be a boring one like Elizabeth or William or maybe Kate will have her way & get to choose something normal (very doubtful)?

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French Continue Screwing British Royal Family; Magazine Publishes Nude Pics of Kate Middleton—You Saw Them Here Last!

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Kate Middleton Nude Pic Photo Naked

With the Prince Harry nude photo scandal just fading away, this isn’t exactly what the British royal family wanted to hit the newswires–especially while Prince William & Princess Catherine are strolling through mosques in Malaysia.

French gossip magazine “Closer” has gotten its slimy hands on topless photos of Kate Middleton taken earlier this summer as she enjoyed a romantic vacation with hubby Prince William in Provence. Sure it’s kinda fucked-up that these photos are getting published, but shouldn’t Kate understand that when she cashed in her private life to become royalty, there are certain things she can’t do. If you want to be topless so badly, why not give your royal servants the day off & run around the royal palace?

The magazine cover was photographed by somebody at a newsstand & features teaser photos along with the caption “World Exclusive: Kate and William in Provence: Oh My God!” If that wasn’t enough, the magazine’s editor Laurence Pieau says the actual photos show Kate Middleton fully topless.

As a contrast to the topless scandal, here’s a photo of Duchess of Cambridge visiting the Assyakirin Mosque in Kuala Lumpar earlier today. The couple are currently on a tour of South-East Asia on behalf of the Queen to mark her Diamond Jubilee.
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Royal Lovers Prince William, Princess Kate & Prince Harry Bring The Links!

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- Kat Dennings Busts Out For CBS [HollywoodTuna]
- Olivia Munn Pulls Her Eyelashes Out Because She’s A Crazy Person [The Superficial]
- George Clooney: commercials and cars [Lainey's Gossip]
- Natalie Portman & Benjamin Millepied hide their ginger (!!) baby at LAX [Celebitchy]
- James Holmes Faces 142 Total Counts
[IDonLikeYouInThatWay]
- Sophia Bush Looking All Kinds Of Red Hot And Curvy [Popoholic]
- The 20 Hottest Photos of Sherlyn Chopra
[Heavy]
- KATY PERRY IN HER BIKINI LOOKING DUMPY OF THE DAY [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]

- Madonna Calls Her Fans Thugs [The Blemish]
- Snoop Dogg Is Banned From Norway. Why? Pot Bust. And 18 Other Celebrities Who Smoke Weed [PHOTOS] [Socialite Life]
- Does This Mean We Can Finally Get A New Season Of Rock Of Love Bus? [Dlisted]
- Kristen Stewart Didn’t Move Out of the Home She Shared With Robert Pattinson, He Told Her to GTFO [Evil Beet]
- The 25 Hottest Athletes on the 2012 U.S. Olympic Team [Complex]
- QUOTE OF THE DAY: OLIVIA MUNN ON RIPPING OUT HER EYELASHES [I'm Not Obsessed]
- In beautiful people news . . .Sophia Bush [Celebslam]

- MISCHA BARTON IS A PIG IN A PINK BIKINI OF THE DAY [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Octomom Thinks You’ll Buy Her A House Now [The Superficial]
- The Nolan Brunette: An Examination of the Director’s Most Commonly Used Trope
[Pajiba]
- Jessica Alba Shows Her Breast [Celeb Jihad]
- Sexy Martha Hunt Shows Us What’s Up (11 Pics) [BroBible]
- Amy Poehler Filming “They Came Together” [Caught On Set]

- I want to see Ruby Sparks [Lainey's Gossip]
- Kat Dennings Busts Out For CBS [HollywoodTuna]
- Kristen Stewart & Rupert Sanders Were Doing It For Six Months [The Superficial]
- Vanessa Hudgens Pays For Parking, Looks Bootylicious Doing So [Popoholic]

- Kate Upton in Vogue [Yeeeah!]
- Hot Nobody Gretchen Rossi In A Bikini [The Grumpiest]
- Courtney Love Wants Lana Del Rey And Everyone Else To Know That “Heart-Shaped Box” Is About Her Vagina [Dlisted]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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Princes Kate Attends Husband Prince William’s Knighthood Ceremony

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I think I’ve been fairly clear in previous posts how I feel about the royal family and the bullshit entitlements that come along with the gig. Then again, I have a feeling that my hatred might be rooted from envy, so I can’t say I’d tear down the entire royalty system if I were in Prince William’s shoes. Who the hell would, right?

Anyway, when in doubt (which is a lot), we’ve always referenced the Wiki, so yeah…

he Most Ancient and Most Noble Order of the Thistle is an order of chivalry associated with Scotland. The current version of the Order was founded in 1687 by King James VII of Scotland (also known as James II of England and Ireland) who asserted that he was reviving an earlier Order. The Order consists of the Sovereign and sixteen Knights and Ladies, as well as certain “extra” knights (members of the British Royal Family and foreign monarchs). The Sovereign alone grants membership of the Order; he or she is not advised by the Government, as occurs with most other Orders.

The Order’s primary emblem is the thistle, the national flower of Scotland. The motto is Nemo me impune lacessit (Latin for “No one provokes me with impunity”).[1] The same motto appears on the Royal Coat of Arms of the United Kingdom for use in Scotland and some pound coins, and is also the motto of the Royal Regiment of Scotland, Scots Guards, The Black Watch (Royal Highland Regiment) of Canada and Royal Scots Dragoon Guards. The patron saint of the Order is St Andrew.

Knights and Ladies of the Thistle are assigned positions in the order of precedence, ranking above all others of knightly rank except the Order of the Garter, and above baronets. Wives, sons, daughters and daughters-in-law of Knights of the Thistle also feature on the order of precedence; relatives of Ladies of the Thistle, however, are not assigned any special precedence. (Generally, individuals can derive precedence from their fathers or husbands, but not from their mothers or wives.)[56]

Knights of the Thistle prefix “Sir”, and Ladies prefix “Lady”, to their forenames. Wives of Knights may prefix “Lady” to their surnames, but no equivalent privilege exists for husbands of Ladies. Such forms are not used by peers and princes, except when the names of the former are written out in their fullest forms. [Source]

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Kate Middleton Workin’ The Sexy Old-Lady Outfit! OW!

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Looking on the bright side of things, the somewhat depressing dress could’ve been down to her ankles, but props to Kate & her army of stylists for showcasing those legs! You can tell Kate spends an awfully long time working on her lower body at the Royal Gym. These latest photos were snapped yesterday afternoon as the royal couple arrived at Nottingham International Railway Station with Queen Elizabeth as part of her Royal Jubilee visit. What a frickin’ sweet as life, regardless of how fake & bring it must get behind the scenes.

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London: Prince William & Princess Kate Support Olympics & Paralympics

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The world’s most famous couple (at the moment, at least) spent Friday afternoon at the Royal Albert Hall in London to attend “Our Great Team Rises” event in support of Team Great Britain & Paralympics Great Britan ahead of the London 2012 Summer Olympics, which kicks off on July 27.

Is it just me or did these two just go from self-imposed imprisonment following last year’s wedding to accepting any & all invitations, especially if it’s sprinkled with the theme of national pride. Kate Middleton still seems lost on Planet Lovey Dovey, but it’s possible that the obligatory honeymoon period is slightly longer when you marry into one of the world’s oldest & most famous monarchies. Totally understandable.

And finally, I hate to say this, but I’m still very disappointed the Olympics are being held in London, of all places in the world that needed infrastructure & financial assistance. We get it, UK’s economy sucks ass & this is merely a last-ditch effort to catapult themselves into growth (doubtful), but did everyone forget about the world’s longtime punching bag, the continent of Africa? What the fuck?

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