Aaaw, I feel sorry for that completely oblivious Asian couple tentatively enjoying the hotel pool. They came for a luxurious Miami Beach vacation & sadly, they’re gonna leave w/ an STD. For those of you who think the chlorine in the pool is capable of killing all types of bacteria, think again…
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We’ll be updating our gallery of celebrity Halloween costumes throughout the day, so flip through the gallery to see all the fun everyone had. I’m still very disappointed that Heidi Klum cancelled her Halloween party at the last minute because of Hurricane Sandy! Couldn’t she have just relocated the party to her Los Angeles mansion?! What the fuck We’re Americans, damn it!! We can’t let a stupid storm bring us down!!
Everyone: “USA, USA, USA!”