Picturd: Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson, Sophia Bush, Kate Bosworth & Michael Polsih
Day 2 of The Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival in Indio, California, came to a wrap and here are the couples. As you can see, the famous dudes don’t seem to care about this hippy chic “uniform” for attending Coachella. Anyways, as we’ve previously mentioned, this year’s performers which include Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Postal Service, Wu-Tang Clan, Blur, The Stone Roses, Social Distortion, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, 2 Chainz, Modest Mouse, and Earl Sweatshirt, to name a few. Check out the entire lineup and hit up Coachella for a live feed.
So, these latest photos simply confirm the fact that all the breakup drama was simply to help promote the final installment of “Twilight,” which is currently killing it at the box-office w/ roughly $580 million (and counting) in worldwide sales.
Rekindled lovers Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart were seen arriving together to LAX from NYC. If Rob played his cards right, this final “Twilight” promotional tour would’ve been the perfect opportunity to become a member of the Mile High Club, especially considering Kristen Stewart is somewhat vulnerable—assuming there’s any truth to all the cheating drama, of course.
Pictured: Taylor Lautner, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson
Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson & Taylor Lautner are definitely racking up some miles these days as they travel around Europe screening their “Twilight” finale “Breaking Dawn – Part 2” in various cities. I feel like once they finish w/ Europe, they’ll turn to Moscow, then maybe do Tokyo & somewhere in China before closing things out in Sydney.
Who really cares about their schedules anyway? They’re getting millions for the gig & plus, all airfare & luxury hotels are covered under marketing, so the big question on everyone’s mind these days is whether Robert Pattinson is having sex w/ Kristen Stewart as they travel around together? We all know Kristen’s an expert in getting guys to bite on her ass, so if it hasn’t happened yet, we’re pretty sure it’ll happen over the next week or so. As for third-wheel Taylor Lautner: What the hell does he do while traveling around w/ these guys? I’m sorry, but the guy seems like a total drag when it comes to having fun—at least that’s the impression we get.
After being brought back from near-death by Edward after childbirth, Bella begins her new life as a vampire and mother to their daughter, Renesmee. But when Irina, a member of the Denali coven, misidentifies Renesmee as a immortal child, a human infant who has been bitten and transformed into a vampire, to the Volturi, they set out to battle and destroy the Cullens for their betrayal. In a final attempt to survive, the Cullens begin to gather foreign Vampire clans and nomads to stand and witness against the Volturi, including the Denali, the Amazonian, the Egyptian, the Irish and Romanian Covens, with European and American nomads. With their allies, the Cullens and the Wolf Pack stand to prove their innocence to the Volturi once and for all. [Wiki]
Here’s a selection of the other ladies in attendance…
Kristen Stewart broke her streak of wearing see-through outfits at “Twilight” premieres following Los Angeles & London. The scandal-ridden starlet was on the red carpet at the Madrid premiere alongside co-stars Taylor Lautner & Robert Pattinson, this time opting for a short yellow dress that beautifully showcased her long legs.
You guys aren’t exactly the right demographic for this, but by the time most of you bastards see this, it’ll be Friday morning, so who saw the first showing of “Twilight” late last night? You can tell us, don’t be ashamed…
Here are a couple awkward interviews w/ Kristen Stewart about her experience filming:
We’re gonna have to go through the media bullshit all over again b/c let’s face it, the fact that these two are back together so quickly after all the drama over the past month simply confirms that the whole relationship, subsequent breakups & makeup are completely fake and manufactured in editorial & Hollywood back-offices to sell magazines, drive pageviews & get people into movie theaters.
According to British site “The Sun,” the former lovebirds reportedly had a heart-to-heart conversation, during which Rob forgave Kristen for her “stupid mistake” and then (this next part is pure speculation on our part), Rob handcuffed Kristen to the bed & proceeded to have extremely rough makeup sex. Just how rough? Well, the type of rough makeup sex that follows after your girlfriend cheats on you with a married dude with kids. The bastardly source went on to blow more smoke up some writer’s ass by telling The Sun, “They pretty much decided they couldn’t live without each other.” What an amazing source, right?
If that wasn’t enough, the fantasy source went on to confirm that, “Rob sees it as Kristen made a really stupid mistake. After a lot of long tearful talks [and crazy amounts of sex], they’ve worked it out. Rob can see how truly sorry Kristen is and has totally forgiven her. They really do love each other.”
…And then they spent the next 72 hours enjoying all the sex positions that Kristen was against trying prior to the scandal.
For a person who sells herself off as an anti-social recluse, why bring attention onto yourself by walking through a paparazzi-infested airport like LAX wearing what appears to be your ex-boyfriend’s T-shirt?
I guess this is further proof that the breakup is mostly Hollywood-scripted bullshit drama to help keep the two up & coming stars in the spotlight while building buzz to help sell magazines and drive traffic to entertainment sites (excluding this website, I course).
We’re trying something new with this poll (ability to choose a total of two answers AND give you bastards the ability to add choices of your own (probably regret the latter one):
After witnessing all these seemingly fabricated dramas over the years simply to promote a movie or a particular actor, I can’t say I believe everything I hear about the Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson bullshit. It all seems so damn convenient, that’s all. The “Twilight” series is ending, Robert Pattinson has a really big film hitting theaters & both stars are officially going their own ways after spending the last few years attached at the hip—regardless of whether it was true love or for promotional reasons.
“Cosmopolis,” the new film by famed director David Cronenberg, is based on the novel of the same name by Don DeLillo and stars Robert Pattinson. The film opens this weekend. Here’s some juice:
Billionaire Eric Packer (Pattinson) rides slowly across Manhattan in his limousine that he uses as his office while on his way to his preferred barber, even though there are traffic jams. They are caused by a visit of the president of the United States and by the funeral of Eric’s favourite musician, whose music he plays in one of his two private elevators. He has recently married. In the car and elsewhere, he has meetings with his wife, who does not want sex with him, to save energy that she needs for her work. Instead, he has sex with other women. In his car, while having a meeting, he has his doctor carry out his daily medical checkup; Eric worries about the doctor’s finding that he has an asymmetrical prostate. After devastating currency speculation, he kills his bodyguard and follows a path of further self-destruction, including visiting his potential murderer and deliberately shooting himself in the hand. [Source]
Here’s an interview with Robert at the Cannes Film Festival earlier this year: