Posts about Russell Simmons

Hana Nitsche Shows Off Her Bikini Body In Miami! OW!!

Hana Nitsch Shows Off Her Bikini Body In Miami

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The sexy Hana Nitsche took a little break from Miami Swim Fashion Week to hit the beach in Miami to relax. The 27-year-old German model, who’s most famous for dating hip hop & fashion mogul Russell Simmons, has been busy working the runway for swimwear designers, so for those of you guys who thought this Hana just chilled with Russell all day, think again.

Also, directly below is some video footage of Hana doing a shoot for German version of GQ magazine. It was shot in NYC, where Hana currently resides when she’s not jetting around the world working fashion week runways for top designers.

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Beach Sugar Daddy Matchup: Russell Simmons vs Christian Audigier

Russell Simmons & Hana Nitsche; Christian Audigier & Nathalie Sorensen

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PICTURED: Russell Simmons & Hana Nitsche; Christian Audigier & Nathalie Sorensen

As with any holiday, sugar daddies around the globe are treating their respective sugar babies to a nice couple days in exotic destinations around the globe.

Russell Simmons kept things simple for the Independence Day holiday by treating “longtime” (we use that word very generously) girlfriend to few days on the beach in Malibu. Russ probably owns a nice beach front pad in Malibu to go along with all his other pimp pads scattered around the country, so why not enjoy the long weekend with your 20-something girlfriend at one of the pads? While strolling the beach with girlfriend Hana Nitsche, Russell performed one of his Yoga stretches using Hana as a prop (as we’ve seen him do before).

As for Ed Hardy designer Christian Audigier, he was spotted rubbing suntan lotion on his girlfriend Nathalie Sorensen’s body while vacationing in luxurious Ibiza.

My vote goes to Russell Simmons, but only only because he’s not the dude behind Ed Hardy.

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MoeJackson 2012: Russell Simmons Named King Sugar Daddy of the Year

Russell Simmons & his ladies

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We gotta run with Russell Simmons on this one, but our shortlist of King Sugar Daddies included Simon Cowell, Eddie Murphy, A-Rod, George Clooney & the mighty Leonardo DiCaprio. We’ll do a poll w/ all five just for the hell of it, but I think it’s safe to say that Russell Simmons is well deserving of the King Sugar Daddy of the Year honor. The guy keeps numerous supermodels smiling, regardless of whether he’s taking them shopping in luxury off-Broadway stores in SoHo or if he’s busy doing his various Yoga exercises on beautiful beaches of Miami or St. Barts!

We don’t know whether it’s Buddhism or what, but the guy is always smiling & looks like he’s having the time of his life. That might be because he has $350 million stashed away in various liquid investments & presumably steps out in front of cameras right after having sex w/ a woman who’s 30 years younger (Russ is 55), but hey, at least he’s happy, right? I feel like Russell Simmons learned his lesson about shitty marriages following his experience w/ Kimora Lee, so now he just enjoys life by cutting all the relationship drama & sleeping w/ beautiful women for the simple pleasure of sleeping with them. If they get overly dramatic or want something long-term, Russell’s relationship team cuts them loose. You see, it makes the process much easier when all parties understand their roles—Russell knows he has to cover all the expenses while the chick knows she’s there for the sole purpose of pleasuring Russell, in & out of the bedroom. With that in hand, many congrats to Russell! Cheers to a hottie-packed 2013! OW!

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Russell Simmons Enjoys Awkward Vacation in St. Barts; Sugar Baby & Ex-Wife Kimora Lee Meet

Russell Simmons prepping Hana Nitsche For Holiday Sex; Kimora & Russell; Hana & Russell

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We’re not 100% sure, but going on vacation with your crazy-bitch of an ex-wife & your latest sugar baby to the same place has to positively affect your pimp-factor. That’s just what Russell Simmons did this holiday season when he hit St. Barts with his supermodel play thing Hana Nitsche, who just turned 27 earlier this month. Russell’s ex-wife Kimora Lee was already on the island with their two kids, Ming Lee & Aoki Lee.

We don’t cover Kimora Lee much on the site only because she seems so damn annoying, so here’s a quick update. She was married to Djimon Hounsou for a couple years following her break w/ Russell & the couple just announced their separation last month, so it’ll be interesting to see who Kimora traps in her web of insanity next.

Hana Nitsche

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Emperor Sugar Daddy Russell Simmons & Sugar Baby w/ the Links!

Music mogul Russell Simmons and his new German girlfriend Hana Nitsche arrive in St. Barts for a romantic vacation on December 23rd

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Russell Simmons comforts his sugar baby Hana Nitsche as they arrive in St. Barts for a romantic vacation. Lucky bastard.

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MIAMI: Russell Simmons Enjoys Sugar Baby Hana Nitsche at the Beach

Russell Simmons & model girlfriend Hana Nitsche

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For all us regular dudes, photos like these simply give us hope that if you work hard & earn your millions, you can eventually find happiness. Sure money can’t buy you happiness, but a healthy dose of Buddhism & a few hundred million in assets can definitely bring a smile to a man’s face. OW!

These latest photos were snapped over the weekend as Emperor Sugar Daddy Russell Simmons continued enjoying the fruits of his labor as he frolicked on the beach with his model girlfriend Hana Nitsche. While the 55-year-old music mogul did some stretching, Hana was busy practicing a few modeling moves on the sand. I feel like the only moves Hana needs to practice are those Russell likes to perform behind closed doors b/c if she can get ole Russ to tie the knot with her, who the hell needs to model for a living?!

A loved up Russell Simmons and his model girlfriend Hana Nitsche enjoy the warm weather as they get close during a day at the beach

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MIAMI: Emperor Sugar Daddy Russell Simmons & His Plaything w/ The Links

Russell Simmons & Hana Nitsche

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Pictured: Russell Simmons (55) & his sugar baby Hana Nitsche (27) were spotted on the beach in Miami.

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NO WAY!! Russell Simmons Has A New Girl?! He Was At VS Fashion Show w/ Hana Nitsche

Hana Nitche and Russell Simmons

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As I’ve stated over & over again: Russell Simmons never ceases to amaze me! GOD DAMN!!

The King Sugar Daddy was at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show after party with 26-year-old German Top Model contestant Hana Nitsche (she finished third on the show in 2005). Considering she’s German, we’re gonna assume she enjoys dabbling in extremely rough & mostly kinky sex and for a guy like Russell Simmons who has sex eight times a day with six different models in four different pimp pads around the country, we’re gonna assume he’s into really, really kinky sex, which at times probably gets rough.

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