Posts about Sarah Shahi

Bastardly Asks: Why Was Sarah Shahi So Sad @ Maxim Mag’s Hot 100 Party

For those of you who haven’t seen Ms. Shahi’s famous layout (juiciest Bastardly Minute to date, mind you), make sure you check it out here

And the Wiki says…

Aahoo Jahansouzshahi, also known as Sarah Shahi (born January 10, 1980, in Euless, Texas, USA), is an American actress, model and former NFL Cheerleader of Iranian and Spanish[1][2] descent, a descendent of 19th century Iranian Shah Fat′h Ali Shah Qajar.[3] Shahi was named #90 on the Maxim magazine “Hot 100 of 2005″ list; she moved up to #66 in 2006.
She is best known for her starring role as the Mexican-American DJ Carmen de la Pica Morales in the Showtime drama television series The L Word, which she joined in its second season. [Wiki]

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Sarah Shahi’s cleavage brings the links!

These snaps were from CMT Giants Honoring Reba McEntire earlier this year. Yes, you saw it last here at The Bastardly!

UPDATE: CRAP! I guess Moe did post these a while back… whoops! haha!

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Needs To Do Playboy: Super Sexy Sarah Shahi @ CMT “Giants” Premiere

These were snapped @ CMT “Giant,” a two-hour special honoring Reba McEntire. It was held a couple days back.

This woman is by far one of the hottest pieces of asses in the biz & if she can manage to sleep w/ the right people, I can totally see 2007 being her breakout year!

For those of you who find this woman hot, you gotta check out this photo shoot. Thank us later.

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The Hottest Bastardly Minute…Sarah Shahi Models her Undies!

This is one of those shoots where you know the photographer, assuming he wasn’t gay (which would be alright if he was gay b/c I’m pretty sure Sarah Shahi could make him ungay (not that being ungay is better than gay or vice versa)), had amazingly crazy sex w/ Sarah following the last photo of this set. I’m talking the kind of sex that’s sweaty & loud w/ lots of licking, kissing, biting, nibbling, sucking & all the other sexually charged adverbs you can think of. I mean, she looks just so unbelievably hot in each & every photo that I’m utterly speechless (besides what I’ve written above, of course).

Now tell me: Am I smoking crack or do you guys see what I’m seeing?

Anyway, there are tons upon tons of photos, so if you dig hot women w/ amazing bodies, have fun w/ this set!

And Bastardly Ladies: Tomorrow is Thursday & you know what means…

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Bastardly Sexual Relations: Sarah’s Shahi’s White Boy-Toy is a Lucky Bastard

Jackson posted these snaps of Sarah last week, but we gotta revist them. My apologies to all who hate looking @ really beautiful women w/ amazing bodies.

Ok, not b/c we really give a shit or anything, but someone please ID the bastard in the photo so that we may give him his due credit. He is currently licking & sucking on one of the hottest pieces of asses currently on television. Damn him.

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Bastardly Hot or Not: Sarah Shahi @ some Lucky Magazine Party

Aahoo Jahansouzshahi, whose Americanized name is Sarah Shahi (born January 10, 1980 in Euless, Texas, USA) is an American actress, model and former cheerleader of Iranian and Spanish descent. Shahi was named #90 on the Maxim magazine “Hot 100 of 2005″ list; she moved up to #66 in 2006.

She is best known for her starring role as the Mexican DJ Carmen de La Pica Morales in the Showtime drama television series The L Word, cast which she joined in its second season. [Wiki]

My personal take: I think Eva Longoria should be replaced by Sarah Shahi. Enough said.

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