Posts about Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie’s Double Mastectomy Is The Morning News

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- Angie Jolie Had A Double Mastectomy [Dlisted]
- CARRIE UNDERWOOD “I Don’t Feel Old Enough To Have Children” [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Model at Midnight: Sydney Wheeler [Celebslam]
- Just In! Selena Gomez Wears A Pink Bra [HollywoodTuna]

- Watch Gabourey Sidibe Reveal Things We Don’t Want to Know [The Blemish]
- 2013 “Playboy” Playmate Of The Year Gets A Jag F-Type From Hef [Complex]
- Heather Graham’s New Maxim Photoshoot Will Melt Your Freaking Eyeballs! [Popoholic]
- Argentina TV Tit Slip of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]

- Medieval Times: Feast Your Eyes Upon the Unholy Union of Movie and Restaurant [Pajiba]
- Watch the Official Trailer for NBC’s ‘The Michael J. Fox Show’ [BroBible]

- No Hands Car Wash is the Best Thing Ever [Vidhuntr]
- Would You Rather: Kerry Washington’s Clip-in Color or Diane Kruger’s Dip-Dyed Ends [Yeeeah!]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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Angelina Jolie & Her “Secret” Horse Photos Bring The Links!

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- Nina Agdal Nude For Esquire [HollywoodTuna]
- - Kat And Mau5 Are Going To Have An Underwater-Themed Wedding [Dlisted]
- Kanye West Is A Great Dad So Far [IDonLikeYouInThatWay]

- Amanda Seyfried discusses her breasts in Allure and reminds us how they looked in Veronica Mars [Lainey's Gossip]
- Angelina Jolie’s ‘never before seen’ horse photos go up for auction at Christie’s [Celebitchy]
- Celebrate National Stress Awareness Day: Top 10 Celebs That Need To Chill Out [PHOTOS] [Socialite Life]

- Demi Lovato Thickness in a Bikini in Barbados of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Gwyneth Paltrow Thanks The Press For Her Marriage to Chris Martin [Evil Beet]

- Katherine McPhee In A Bikini > Lindsay Lohan [The Superficial]
- Kaley Cuoco Caught Nude Outdoors [Celeb Jihad]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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NYC: Angelina Jolie @ 4th Annual Women in the World Summit

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The 4th Annual Women in the World Summit was held last night at the David H. Koch Theater in NYC.

For all we know, she was probably arrived after cooking dinner for her 18 kids and let’s not forget that she also had to put the younger ones to bed! The U.N. Goodwill Ambassador recently announced that she’s going into the jewelry business with Beverly Hills jeweler Robert Procop, who some of you sugar daddies might know as the owner of Diamonds on Rodeo.

One hundred percent of profits will go toward Education Partnership for Children of Conflict, a nonprofit that recently built a school in Afghanistan. For those of you looking to support, make sure you have a millions in the bank because her various gemstone pieces aren’t looking that cheap! You can read more here.

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Generous Angelina Jolie Brings The Links!

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- Valerie Van Der Graaf Is My Fantasy [HollywoodTuna]
- Manly Tension Is The Reason Why Shia LaBeouf Fought With Alec Baldwin [Dlisted]
- Sophie Turner Says Good Morning In A Pool [IDonLikeYouInThatWay]

- Is Amy Poehler dating Nick Kroll? [Lainey's Gossip]
- Angelina Jolie opens girls’ school in Kabul, funded by her ‘Style of Jolie’ jewelry [Celebitchy]
- Could Chloe Moretz’s Smiles Be Because Of Her Recent Casting News? [PHOTOS] [Socialite Life]

- Hayden Panettiere Looking Good in Glamour of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Katie Holmes Doesn’t Want Suri Cruise Flying All The Time [Evil Beet]

- Halle Berry & Olivier Martinez Seem Like A Stable Couple [The Superficial]
- Victoria Justice Joyful Nude Photo [Celeb Jihad, NSFW]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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Angelina Jolie: “I’m The Person Who Takes The Kids To Go Poop.”

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“The great thing about having a bunch of kids is they just remind you that you’re the person who takes them to go poop!”[TotalFilm]

Here’s a confession that will destroy any romantic image you may have of the reclusive Angelina Jolie: she is the one on poop patrol at home. Jolie reveals to TotalFilm.com that her lifestyle is decidedly unglamorous, despite having been in the spotlight for most of her life and the fact that she is engaged to Brad Pitt. We expect this kind of false modesty from a lot of Hollywood bigwigs who really live large, but the woman who once wore her husband’s blood in a vial around her neck? Hmmm. I miss the crazy goth chick who used to make out with her brother on the red carpet.

She also discusses what compelled her to direct her first feature film, In the Land of Blood and Honey: “I didn’t set out to ever become a director or write a script. I was never intending to make a film. I’ve been traveling for over 10 years to these conflict and post-conflict zones, and thinking about what happens to people when they live inside these situations, and how their humanity is just stripped apart … So I wanted to have a meditation on what this is and how people who are neighbours can turn against each other.”

Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith

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Kristen Stewart Tops the List of Hollywood’s Highest Paid Actresses

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Stewart dethroned reigning queens Angelina Jolie and Sarah Jessica Parker, who last year shared the crown with an estimated $30 million each.”[The Hollywood Reporter]

The young ones are hot! And rich, according to the latest figures from Forbes on which actresses made the most money between May 2011 and May 2012.

Kristen Stewart topped the list at a cool $34.5 million (how many shirts would that buy Taylor Lautner? And how many spray tans for Robert Pattinson?), while Cameron Diaz is a close second with $34 million.

No big surprises on the list here except maybe Kristen Wiig. It’s nice, though, to see a genuinely talented funny lady raking in the moolah. It’s also nice to see a veteran actress like Meryl Streep making the cut. Now, if only Hollywood could find a way to pay minorities enough to break into the top ten? What say ye?

1. Kristen Stewart ($34.5 million)
2. Cameron Diaz ($34 million)
3. Sandra Bullock ($25 million)
4. Angelina Jolie ($20 million)
5. Charlize Theron ($18 million)
6. Julia Roberts ($16 million)
7. Sarah Jessica Parker, ($15 million)
8. Meryl Streep, ($12 million)
9. Kristen Wiig, ($12 million)
10. Jennifer Aniston, ($11 million)

Curb Watch: Newly Engaged Angelina Jolie & To-Be Engaged Rosie Huntington Went Up Curbs!

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Angie in L.A. as she arrived at the Roosevelt Hotel & Rosie as she cat-walked around NYC.

We should point out that Angelina Jolie opted to lead with her left foot, while Rosie Huntington-Whitely went with the right. Leave it to us to report the news your really wanna read about! It’s fairly obvious who’s sexier, but let’s not forget that Angie is 12 years senior to Rosie (she’ll 25 on Wednesday).

Rumor has it that Brad Pitt dropped more than a million on Angie’s engagement ring, so it’s possible that Rosie’s longtime boyfriend Jason Statham will aim higher when he pulls the trigger. The action star was seen leaving a Cartier boutique earlier today in NYC. Was this a publicity stunt to promote his new flick or is “The Expendables” star really sampling the market for engagement rings? Our suggestion is very simple: The dude is a highly-paid action star who has successfully avoided the marriage gauntlet for 44-freaking-years, so why ruin the streak so early in the game? We recommend going through a couple more Rosies in hopes to find the right Rosie & then by that time he’ll be 65-70 at which point he should consider kids. He’s rich & supposedly healthy, so he should live to see at least one kid graduate high school. Having said that, one question remains: Are a lifetime of Rosie-quality women worth sacrificing watching your kids grow up? When you reference the soon-to-be NY Times Bestseller Bastardly Sugar Daddy Handbook, the answer is a glaring HELL-FUCKING-YES!!

We briefly plugged Jason Statham’s new action movie “Safe,” so we might as well go all the way w/ the trailer:

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NYC: Angelina Jolie @ “Women in the World: Stories and Solutions” Summit

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Angelina Jolie was one of the featured guests at the third annual “Women in the World: Stories and Solutions” summit taking place last night in NYC. Angelina’s appearance, or atleast her right leg’s appearance, on the red carpet at the Oscars a couple weeks back was the buzz but as you can see, Angelina, a UNHCR ambassador, kept it casual and conservative. At the summit she spoke about the plight of Somali refugees receiving much praise.

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