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Nicole Richie Does Her Best Impression Of “The Alba Pose”

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Nicole Richie showed off her skinny body and perfect diving form while vacationing with Jessica Alba (unfortunately not included in this post) in St Barts. She attempted to imitate Jessica Alba’s famous bikini pose and didn’t do a completely terrible job of it. As you know, Nicole had an eating disorder years ago and still rocks a skeletal frame suggesting she may be struggling with her body image again but that’s just people scrutinizing. By the way, Punky Brewster Soleil Moon Frye also hung out in the sun but covered up wearing a black shirt.

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BREAKING! Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Celebrated St. Patrick’s w/ Green Juice!

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Gets Green Juice For Saint Patrick's Day

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And, we’re not talking about the mint-flavored Shamrock Shake from McDonald’s!

She’s an anorexic supermodel, so what did you expect? Rosie Huntington-Whiteley lived on the wild side on St. Patrick’s Day over the weekend by hitting up some health bar in Malibu with a friend & grabbing some green juice. We’re gonna assume it’s the same shit that Miranda Kerr claims is the secret to her health, beauty & happiness. Rosie’s boyfriend Jason Statham needs to tie Rosie down one night & force-feed her a couple Double-Doubles (animal style) from In-N-Out. She’s an attractive chick, but I have a feeling she’ll still look just as beautiful even if she packed on 10-15 lbs (God forbid).

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Nicole Trunfio’s Boney Bikini Pics From Miami Beach! OWW!

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This will either turn you on or gross you out, so we’ll leave that for you bastards to decide. To Nicole’s credit, she’s an NYC-based supermodel & if this is the look that sells, then this is what you gotta give them. Hey, whatever it takes for that sweet spot in SoHo & those designer handbags & shoes, right?

The 26-year-old Australian supermodel escaped the wrath of Sandy by heading south to Miami Beach w/ her boyfriend. Nicole’s boyfriend, Gary Clark Jr. (his MySpace), is a Blues musician who has apparently worked w/ the likes of Alicia Keys & Dave Matthews Band, so I guess dating musically-oriented black dudes is a growing trend in the world lanky supermodels. Definitely not a bad trend.

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The Boney Bikini: Nicole Trunfio Bikini Pics From Miami Beach

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Australian-flavored Nicole Trunfio was seen workin’ the bikini body as she enjoys a holiday in Miami. I guess it all comes down to posture b/c there are skinnier girls than Nicole who can successfully this off, but in Nicole case, she ends up looking like a walking skeleton. For those of you who don’t know much about the 26-year-old supermodel, here’s more juice:

Trunfio is the youngest girl in a family of four children. She attended St. Mary’s Primary School in Merredin. Later Trunfio and her family moved to Australind, where she attended Parkfield primary and then Australind Senior High School.

Trunfio is represented by IMG Models in New York, Iconic Management in Berlin, Germany and Viviens Model Management in Australia.

Trunfio replaced Miranda Kerr as the face of David Jones’ winter 2011 launch. [Source]

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L.A.: Miley Cyrus Shows Off Her Thinning Figure Following Pilates

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So, is this chick getting bone thin b/c she has nothing better to do these days than workout & hit her daily Pilates class or does she really have some sort of disorder where she thinks she needs to get skinnier & skinnier in order to maintain her career. Every celebrity & aspiring celebrity living in Los Angeles go through the exact same issue, so let’s hope Miley doesn’t get end up getting hurt!

From an upcoming projects standpoint, Miley is set to star in “LOL,” which goes into limited release on Friday. Judging by the film’s title, don’t expect anything groundbreaking. Just for laughs, here’s the plot:

In a world connected by YouTube iTunes, and Facebook, Lola and her friends navigate the peer pressures of high school romance and friendship while dodging their sometimes overbearing and confused parents. When Lola’s mom, Anne, “accidentally” reads her teenage daughter’s racy journal, she realizes just how wide their communication gap has grown. Through hilarious and heartfelt moments between mother and daughter, LOL is a fresh coming-of-age story for modern times.Also dealing with Brazilian wax and her sexual awakening. [Source]

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BREAKING!! Ali Lohan Makes A Coffee Run In Beverly HIlls!

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Lindsay Lohan’s younger sister Ali Lohan was looking like an 8-foot tall supermodel as she cat-walked her way to grab some coffee in Beverly Hills.

So, what’s everyone’s take on this chick? Is it possible for Ali to have a more fucked up life than her older sister? I mean, her mom is trying her best to whore out her daughter in order to keep the cash flowing, so I can’t see this ending well. I would love to see Ali succeed on the runway & then work her way through Hollywood to ultimately win an Oscar, but sadly, the Lohan Curse will be a little too much for Ali to shoulder.

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L.A.: What’s Wrong With Pale & Sickly-Looking Ali Lohan?

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These were snapped yesterday afternoon as 17-year-old Ali Lohan was seen taking a stroll with a friend in Los Angeles. As if the Lohan family didn’t already have their hands full with troubled starlet Lindsay, now they have to worry about Ali Lohan, as well. She looks like like a heroin/meth addict or maybe she’s just a high-end fashion model keeping in shape for the runway?

Any thoughts out there?

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Milan Fashion Week: Dolce & Gabana Spring / Summer, 2012

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So, what’s everyone’s latest take on the latest from the boys @ Dolce & Gabana? I guess wild & crazy floral prints are gonna be hot next year. Then again, these women can walk down the runway wearing stinky, used trash bags & still manage to look hot.

These were snapped earlier today at the D&G Womenswear Fashion Show.

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