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Chloe Sevigny Did Her Best To Direct Attention Away From Her Face

Photo Credit: FameFlynet Pictures

Apologies in advance to all you die-hard Chloe Sevigny fans! We haven’t busted out the brown bag in at least a year, but figured this was the best opportunity we’d get for a while to bring our famous bags out of retirement. No hard feelings, Chloe! You’re looking great for 42! OW!

These were snapped earlier in the month at the “The Dinner” premiere held at The Writers Guild Theater in Beverly Hills.

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Does Bikini-Clad Autumn Brooke Deserve The Brownbag Treatment?

Autumn Brooke Shows Off Her Bikini Body In Miami

Some of you bastards might be wondering, “What the fuck is wrong with Moe?”

Well, I got only 2 hours of sleep last night & I’ve only drank a couple cups of coffee (three more to go!), so maybe I’m not seeing shit properly.

I’ll be completely honest: This is one of those rare cases where the face simply doesn’t live up to the body because any heterosexual dude in his right mind is probably going start exploring Autumn Brooke’s body from her ass up & as your eyes make the mountainous journey up north, you’re expecting to something amazing. I’m sure if you start from the head & work your way down, the first impression might be different. To each his own, but please don’t take any offense by the bag, Autumn.

I gotta give Autumn for practicing the World Famous Jessica Alba Pose!

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‘Hobbit’ Event in WeHo: Jena Malone Gives Off Buttaface Vibe

"The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug" Expansion Pack Kabam Mobile Game Launch Party

Anybody else getting the same vibe? Judging by the way Jena Malone is showcasing her legs, I’m pretty she knows what’s up, as well. These photos were snapped at ‘The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug’ mobile game party held in West Hollywood. You can get more info on how you can play the game at Kabam >>>

As for the film, check it out in theaters this weekend! And, make sure you buy plenty of soda & popcorn before heading into the theater because this one will cost you 2 hours and 40 minutes (about 8 minutes shorter than the first film in the series)!

Butterface Valeria Marini Hits The Red Carpet At The 8th Rome Film Festival

RIFF - Racconti D'Amore Premiere

With all the VS Fashion Show keeping us fairly busy, this was sitting on the back burner. I’m sure some of you guys will enjoy Valeria Marini. We’ve been covering her for years & it appears her body keeps getting hotter while her face is…is…well, we’ll leave that for you guys to decide.

These were snapped last night at the ‘Racconti D’Amore’ film premiere as part of the 8th Annual Rome Film Festival in Italy.

Lauren Stoner Hits Up Banana Republic; Obviously Not Dating Michael Bay Anymore

Exclusive... Lauren Stoner Shopping In Miami

She we point out in every Lauren Stoner post, she used to be one of Hollywood bigwig Michael Bay’s plaything for a few weeks (see pics here), but judging by the fact that’s shopping at Banana Republic of all places, we have to assume times are rough.

With amazing legs like hers, you’d think Lauren would have no trouble scoring another sugar daddy who’ll treat her to the finer things in life (i.e. shopping trips to Paris, few days on luxury yachts off the coast of Monte Carlo, a few luxurious nights in the Maldives, etc.), but apparently, that’s the not the case.

Damn, What The Hell Happened To Tori Spelling’s Face?

**EXCLUSIVE** Tori Spelling sneaks out of the studio after taping appearances on 'Breakfast Television' and 'Cityline' in Toronto

Oh wait, it’s always been like that, huh? I’m pretty sure she got a few procedures done recently because that doesn’t look normal. We’re not kidding when we say ‘REMOVE WITH CAUTION’ as you bastards will soon find out…

These were snapped earlier today following Tori’s appearance on the morning shows ‘Breakfast Television’ and ‘Cityline’ in Toronto. The reality TV star is obviously scraping the bottom of the barrel considering she’s in the city promoting McCain’s ‘Deep ‘n Delicious’ cakes—whatever the fuck that is.

The Buttakini: Alice Eve Works Her Bikini Bod in Miami

English actress Alice Eve shows off her curves in a tiny striped bikini, as she catches some rays poolside in Miami

She’s probably not butta if she’s done up, but I think it’s safe to say that Alice Eve’s face & hair are definitely getting in the way of these latest photos of the English singer workin’ her bikini body while vacationing in Miami.

For those of you who don’t know much about Alice Eve (we’re on the same boat), here’s more juice:

Alice Sophia Eve[1] (born 6 February 1982) is an English actress, known for her roles in films including She’s Out of My League, Sex and the City 2, and Men in Black 3. She also stars in the recent The Decoy Bride.

Update: We got ADDS in the Gallery!!

Aged Butta: Gloria Estefan’s Niece Lili Looks More Like Her Cross-Dressing Uncle.

Lili EstefanPhoto Credit: Pacific Coast News

Apologies to Lili Estefan in advance. I woke up this morning in a horrible mood & the first batch of photos I saw were these, so we had to bust out the brown bag. If it means anything, Lili Estefan looks really hot in 150×150 thumbnails, but don’t we all? And for the record, she’s the niece of music producer Emilio Estefan and the niece-in-law of 55-year-old Gloria Estefan.

The 45-year-old Cuban/American TV personality was spotted in NYC yesterday afternoon & currently the host of El Gordo y la Flaca on Univision.

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