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Damn, Kelly Clarkson Is Just Getting Bigger & Bigger

Kelly Clarkson seen performing at Jimmy Kimmel Live in Los AngelesPhoto Credit: Pacific Coast News

Or maybe she still looks the same & we haven’t posted photos of a fat person in a while (I stand corrected).

Here’s Kelly Clarkson making an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night. Aside from her weight issues, it’s good to know that Kelly has a great sense of humor! The singer was on the show performing a funny song with crazy profiles from the dating app Tinder serving as the lyrics. Some of you guys might enjoy the video:

BREAKING! Jonah Hill Prefers A Diet Coke With His Greasy Sandwich

Jonah Hill picks up a greasy sandwich to go from Smile cafe in Nolita, NYCPhoto Credit: Pacific Coast News

He could’ve just as easily ordered in, so it’s nice to see Jonah Hill is at least making a little effort in controlling his weight gain. These latest pics were snapped yesterday afternoons the actor was seen picking up a greasy-looking sandwich from Smile Cafe in Manhattan’s Nolita neighborhood. As we noted in an earlier post, Jonah’s weight recently moved past the 300lbs mark and as a result, it has his close friends a little concerned.

I think it’s safe to say that Leo needs to have a pep talk with this guy & show him the sexier side of life (i.e. throw a few of his ex-girlfriends his way). I feel like Noah has locked himself in his apartment with a chick who’s obviously manipulating him by peddling him slices of cheese cake & pizza in exchange for high-end handbags & stilettos. Not cool!

Jonah Hill Reportedly Weighs More Than 300 Pounds; Friends Are Worried

Jonah Hill Waits For A Ride In NYCPhoto Credit: FameFlynet Pictures

Very interesting that Jonah Hill was photographed sitting on the steps of his Manhattan sweet-spot awaiting his ride. Jonah, you’re a funny guy & we want you around for years to come, so please buy a bike or start walking to places in NYC!

The ‘The Wolf Of Wall Street’ actor’s growing waistline apparently has his friends very concerned considering his weight currently exceeds 300lbs! God damn!

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Jonah Hill Hits Up Ralph Lauren in WeHo! Did He Gain Back All His ‘Superbad’ Weight?

Jonah Hill Shops At Ralph Lauren

‘The Wolf Of Wall Street’ actor Jonah Hill was spotted leaving a Ralph Lauren store in West Hollywood after grabbing a couple things. By the looks of things, it appears as if he might be taking it a little too easy these days judging by his size, but then again, if you’re getting Leo’s supermodel hand-me-downs and you can bag your own share of ass each night of the week, why bother hitting the gym? There’s nothing wrong with letting the size of your wallet & level of fame compensate for the negatives…

With respect to Jonah’s growing waistline, there’s a rumor that he scored the lead in the ‘Dallas Buyer’s Club 2’, so there’s still hope! Can you imagine seeing a shriveled up Jonah Hill?! It has ‘Academy Award for Best Actor’ written all over it! OW!

Jonah Hill Hits Up Ralph Lauren in WeHo! Did He Gain Back All His 'Superbad' Weight?

Jonah Hill Shops At Ralph Lauren

‘The Wolf Of Wall Street’ actor Jonah Hill was spotted leaving a Ralph Lauren store in West Hollywood after grabbing a couple things. By the looks of things, it appears as if he might be taking it a little too easy these days judging by his size, but then again, if you’re getting Leo’s supermodel hand-me-downs and you can bag your own share of ass each night of the week, why bother hitting the gym? There’s nothing wrong with letting the size of your wallet & level of fame compensate for the negatives…

With respect to Jonah’s growing waistline, there’s a rumor that he scored the lead in the ‘Dallas Buyer’s Club 2’, so there’s still hope! Can you imagine seeing a shriveled up Jonah Hill?! It has ‘Academy Award for Best Actor’ written all over it! OW!

Bastardly Style Tip: Kelly Clarkson Needs To Cover Up Those Legs

Kelly Clarkson In Concert

No worries, we’re filing this in our new “We’re Probably Going To Hell” category.

I’m sorry, but that dress isn’t made for chicks like Kelly Clarkson. If you want to stuff yourself into something like that and show off your legs, you gotta put in the work at the gym.

These were snapped last night during her performance at the People Like Us Fair Trade concert at Highline Ballroom.

BREAKING!! Hazel O’Sullivan Made A Fat Dude Really Happy At Dublin Airport!

Hazel O'Sullivan arriving at Dublin Airport

Aaaw, we always like to report touching stories, so in that spirit here are pics of Irish model & ‘Big Brother 2013’ contestant Hazel O’Sullivan giving a fat dude at the Dublin Airport a big hug.

I’m sure that dude doesn’t get many hot chicks rubbing their bods all over his rolls too often, so it was nice of Hazel to dish out some love to those who need it! Maybe this will motivate him to get in shape & bag a chick like Hazel sometime in the future! OW!

Hazel O'Sullivan arriving at Dublin Airport

Still Fat in Cannes: Aishwarya Rai Can’t Seem To Shed The Baby Weight

Aishwarya Rai Bachchan attending the premiere of 'Blood Ties' during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival at the Palais des Festivals in Cannes

These were snapped last night at the premiere of ‘Blood Ties’ during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival

Aishwarya Rai had one year to work on tightening things up—whether it was hitting the gym for 3-hours a day or Mumbai-based plastic surgeons or even a combination of both—but judging by her appearance at Cannes over the past couple days, I think it’s safe to assume that the former Miss World loves her butter chicken & samosas a little too much. It’s funny how she insists on dragging herself through all the media scrutiny by walking the red carpet at Cannes. Again, just like we said last year, Aishwarya needs to screw walking red carpets & start walking on the treadmills! Chop, Chop, woman!!

For comparison sake, here’s Aishwarya during last year’s Cannes Film Festival:
Photo Credit: Splash News Online; WENN

Aishwarya Rai Bachchan at the 'Blood Ties' premiere during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival 8

Here’s Aishwarya arriving in Nice airport late last week…

Aishwarya Rai seen arriving at Nice Airport

God Damn, What’s Mischa Barton Been Eating? Her Legs Look Atrocious.

Mischa Barton

It’s a real pity about Mischa Barton, but hey, if you’re gonna sit around your house pounding beers & pizza all day, the end result isn’t going to look hot. These were snapped over the weekend as the Mischa was seen enjoying herself at Coachella with her boyfriend actor Sebastian Knapp. Aside from taking in the music, we’re pretty sure that Mischa spent a lot of time cruising the food stalls, but then again, it’s frickin’ Coachella, so they probably serve salads & Greek yogurt as opposed to chilli cheese fries, hamburgers & nachos.

For those of you want a better look at those greasy legs, check it…

Mischa's delicious legs. Can you taste the grease?

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