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Still Fat in Cannes: Aishwarya Rai Can’t Seem To Shed The Baby Weight

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Aishwarya Rai Bachchan attending the premiere of 'Blood Ties' during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival at the Palais des Festivals in Cannes

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These were snapped last night at the premiere of ‘Blood Ties’ during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival

Aishwarya Rai had one year to work on tightening things up—whether it was hitting the gym for 3-hours a day or Mumbai-based plastic surgeons or even a combination of both—but judging by her appearance at Cannes over the past couple days, I think it’s safe to assume that the former Miss World loves her butter chicken & samosas a little too much. It’s funny how she insists on dragging herself through all the media scrutiny by walking the red carpet at Cannes. Again, just like we said last year, Aishwarya needs to screw walking red carpets & start walking on the treadmills! Chop, Chop, woman!!

For comparison sake, here’s Aishwarya during last year’s Cannes Film Festival:
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Aishwarya Rai Bachchan at the 'Blood Ties' premiere during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival 8

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Here’s Aishwarya arriving in Nice airport late last week…

Aishwarya Rai seen arriving at Nice Airport

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God Damn, What’s Mischa Barton Been Eating? Her Legs Look Atrocious.

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Mischa Barton

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It’s a real pity about Mischa Barton, but hey, if you’re gonna sit around your house pounding beers & pizza all day, the end result isn’t going to look hot. These were snapped over the weekend as the Mischa was seen enjoying herself at Coachella with her boyfriend actor Sebastian Knapp. Aside from taking in the music, we’re pretty sure that Mischa spent a lot of time cruising the food stalls, but then again, it’s frickin’ Coachella, so they probably serve salads & Greek yogurt as opposed to chilli cheese fries, hamburgers & nachos.

For those of you want a better look at those greasy legs, check it…

Mischa's delicious legs. Can you taste the grease?

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You Can Tell Miranda Kerr Handpicked Her Babysitter

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Miranda Kerr Takes Flynn To ROMP

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The always-fashionable supermodel mommy & son duo were spotted yesterday afternoon in West Hollywood. Miranda Kerr took her son Flynn to ROMP, a (privileged) children’s indoor & outdoor playground. At some point, Flynn was picked up by somebody who looked like just ate Miranda Kerr for lunch. Damn, if Miranda’s babysitter looks like this, I’m curious what her housekeeping & nanny staff looks like. It’s no wonder hubby Orlando Bloom spends half the year outside the house! HA.

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ABC’s New Diving Show ‘Splash’ Has A Lot Of Comedic Potential

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Louie Anderson, Kendra Wilkinson, Katherine Webb & Chuy Bravo

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Pictured: Louie Anderson, Kendra Wilkinson, Katherine Webb & Chuy Bravo

With a crazy cast that includes the likes of 7’2″ Kareem Abdul-Jabbar to morbidly obese comedian Louie Anderson to Chelsea Handler’s dwarf assistant Chuy Bravo (wait, he’s a dwarf, right?!), the show looks like it’ll be really funny when it premieres March 19. We’ve included some recent photos of the show’s celebrity contestants as they continue their training on the diving board.

For more info, hit up the show’s official website.

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BREAKING!! Cee Lo Green Hits Up El Pollo Loco For Lunch!

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Cee Lo Green Enjoying Lunch At El Pollo Loco

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Damn, even his friends are really big!

Regardless of all his weight issues, I’m pretty sure Cee Lo Green slept with at least 3 to 5 hotties each week in 2012, so more power to him!! ‘The Voice’ judge & a few of his moocher friends were enjoying some fried chicken at El Pollo Loco in Los Angeles yesterday afternoon.

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Extra-Extra Meat Lovers: “This is 40″ Star Melissa McCarthy Hits Bed, Bath & Beyond in L.A.

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"Bridesmaids" star Melissa McCarthy goes out for some low key shopping in Los Angeles at Bed, Bath and Beyond where the comedian looked dressed down and casual as she handled her errands.

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Where else can you see photos of fat celebrities & supermodels going down curbs? Our goal has always been to cater to a very niche & kinky market of readers, even if that means all six of you bastards (includes Jackson, Devon & Abba).

Anyway, the absolutely hilarious Melissa McCarthy attempted to keep a very low profile (very difficult for obvious reasons) as she hit a Bed, Bath & Beyond store in Los Angeles. I know this is completely the wrong crowd for this, but we’re really diggin’ the crop of heavier comedic actresses in Hollywood including Rebel Wilson & Gabourey Sidibe.

Melissa McCarthy’s next comedy to slam into theaters is the once-again Judd Apatow-produced/written/directed “This Is 40,” starring Paul Rudd, Leslie Mann, Jason Segel, Megan Fox, Chris O’Dowd, John Lithgow & even Judd Apatow’s little daughter Maude. The film’s tagline is “The sort-of sequel to ‘Knocked-Up’, so it’ll definitely be a hilarious number among an ocean of serious Oscar contender when it releases on December 21. According to the film’s IMDb page, the plot is simply, “A look at the lives of Pete and Debbie a few years after the events of Knocked Up.”

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Snooki Gives Birth To Baby Boy Lorenzo; World’s Douche Bag Count Goes Up

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Snooki Gives Birth To BABY BOY

Not only did the douche bag count go up, but the world’s collective blood alcohol level also crept up a couple tenths of a percent.

Snooki gave birth to her first child yesterday, a baby boy named Lorenzo Dominic LaValle. The baby-daddy is Jionni LaValle & apparently Snooki is currently engaged to him in order to make herself feel better about the situation. The couple currently resides in Marlboro, NY, which is just across the river from Snooki’s childhood home in Poughkeepsie.

So, since it’s on everybody’s mind, I think it’s finally time to speculate how much Snooki will earn for her baby’s first photos b/c you know her peeps are already shopping that shit around…

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Seaside Heights, NJ: Deena Nicole & The Situation Show Off Their Beach Bodies

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As painful as it was to grab these photos, there’s an obvious comedic factor to them that some of you bastards might enjoy. One person is totally out of shape while the other is juiced-up to the point where he looks like a body builder blowup doll.

These were snapped yesterday afternoon as the two stars of “Jersey Shore,” Deena Nicole Cortese and Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino, hit the beach in Seaside Heights while filming their hit show.

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