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Jonah Hill Hits Up Ralph Lauren in WeHo! Did He Gain Back All His ‘Superbad’ Weight?

Jonah Hill Shops At Ralph Lauren

‘The Wolf Of Wall Street’ actor Jonah Hill was spotted leaving a Ralph Lauren store in West Hollywood after grabbing a couple things. By the looks of things, it appears as if he might be taking it a little too easy these days judging by his size, but then again, if you’re getting Leo’s supermodel hand-me-downs and you can bag your own share of ass each night of the week, why bother hitting the gym? There’s nothing wrong with letting the size of your wallet & level of fame compensate for the negatives…

With respect to Jonah’s growing waistline, there’s a rumor that he scored the lead in the ‘Dallas Buyer’s Club 2′, so there’s still hope! Can you imagine seeing a shriveled up Jonah Hill?! It has ‘Academy Award for Best Actor’ written all over it! OW!

Jonah Hill Hits Up Ralph Lauren in WeHo! Did He Gain Back All His 'Superbad' Weight?

Jonah Hill Shops At Ralph Lauren

‘The Wolf Of Wall Street’ actor Jonah Hill was spotted leaving a Ralph Lauren store in West Hollywood after grabbing a couple things. By the looks of things, it appears as if he might be taking it a little too easy these days judging by his size, but then again, if you’re getting Leo’s supermodel hand-me-downs and you can bag your own share of ass each night of the week, why bother hitting the gym? There’s nothing wrong with letting the size of your wallet & level of fame compensate for the negatives…

With respect to Jonah’s growing waistline, there’s a rumor that he scored the lead in the ‘Dallas Buyer’s Club 2′, so there’s still hope! Can you imagine seeing a shriveled up Jonah Hill?! It has ‘Academy Award for Best Actor’ written all over it! OW!

Bastardly Style Tip: Kelly Clarkson Needs To Cover Up Those Legs

Kelly Clarkson In Concert

No worries, we’re filing this in our new “We’re Probably Going To Hell” category.

I’m sorry, but that dress isn’t made for chicks like Kelly Clarkson. If you want to stuff yourself into something like that and show off your legs, you gotta put in the work at the gym.

These were snapped last night during her performance at the People Like Us Fair Trade concert at Highline Ballroom.

BREAKING!! Hazel O’Sullivan Made A Fat Dude Really Happy At Dublin Airport!

Hazel O'Sullivan arriving at Dublin Airport

Aaaw, we always like to report touching stories, so in that spirit here are pics of Irish model & ‘Big Brother 2013′ contestant Hazel O’Sullivan giving a fat dude at the Dublin Airport a big hug.

I’m sure that dude doesn’t get many hot chicks rubbing their bods all over his rolls too often, so it was nice of Hazel to dish out some love to those who need it! Maybe this will motivate him to get in shape & bag a chick like Hazel sometime in the future! OW!

Hazel O'Sullivan arriving at Dublin Airport

Still Fat in Cannes: Aishwarya Rai Can’t Seem To Shed The Baby Weight

Aishwarya Rai Bachchan attending the premiere of 'Blood Ties' during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival at the Palais des Festivals in Cannes

These were snapped last night at the premiere of ‘Blood Ties’ during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival

Aishwarya Rai had one year to work on tightening things up—whether it was hitting the gym for 3-hours a day or Mumbai-based plastic surgeons or even a combination of both—but judging by her appearance at Cannes over the past couple days, I think it’s safe to assume that the former Miss World loves her butter chicken & samosas a little too much. It’s funny how she insists on dragging herself through all the media scrutiny by walking the red carpet at Cannes. Again, just like we said last year, Aishwarya needs to screw walking red carpets & start walking on the treadmills! Chop, Chop, woman!!

For comparison sake, here’s Aishwarya during last year’s Cannes Film Festival:
Photo Credit: Splash News Online; WENN

Aishwarya Rai Bachchan at the 'Blood Ties' premiere during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival 8

Here’s Aishwarya arriving in Nice airport late last week…

Aishwarya Rai seen arriving at Nice Airport

God Damn, What’s Mischa Barton Been Eating? Her Legs Look Atrocious.

Mischa Barton

It’s a real pity about Mischa Barton, but hey, if you’re gonna sit around your house pounding beers & pizza all day, the end result isn’t going to look hot. These were snapped over the weekend as the Mischa was seen enjoying herself at Coachella with her boyfriend actor Sebastian Knapp. Aside from taking in the music, we’re pretty sure that Mischa spent a lot of time cruising the food stalls, but then again, it’s frickin’ Coachella, so they probably serve salads & Greek yogurt as opposed to chilli cheese fries, hamburgers & nachos.

For those of you want a better look at those greasy legs, check it…

Mischa's delicious legs. Can you taste the grease?

You Can Tell Miranda Kerr Handpicked Her Babysitter

Miranda Kerr Takes Flynn To ROMP

The always-fashionable supermodel mommy & son duo were spotted yesterday afternoon in West Hollywood. Miranda Kerr took her son Flynn to ROMP, a (privileged) children’s indoor & outdoor playground. At some point, Flynn was picked up by somebody who looked like just ate Miranda Kerr for lunch. Damn, if Miranda’s babysitter looks like this, I’m curious what her housekeeping & nanny staff looks like. It’s no wonder hubby Orlando Bloom spends half the year outside the house! HA.

ABC’s New Diving Show ‘Splash’ Has A Lot Of Comedic Potential

Louie Anderson,  Kendra Wilkinson, Katherine Webb & Chuy Bravo

Pictured: Louie Anderson, Kendra Wilkinson, Katherine Webb & Chuy Bravo

With a crazy cast that includes the likes of 7’2″ Kareem Abdul-Jabbar to morbidly obese comedian Louie Anderson to Chelsea Handler’s dwarf assistant Chuy Bravo (wait, he’s a dwarf, right?!), the show looks like it’ll be really funny when it premieres March 19. We’ve included some recent photos of the show’s celebrity contestants as they continue their training on the diving board.

For more info, hit up the show’s official website.

Extra-Extra Meat Lovers: “This is 40″ Star Melissa McCarthy Hits Bed, Bath & Beyond in L.A.

"Bridesmaids" star Melissa McCarthy goes out for some low key shopping in Los Angeles at Bed, Bath and Beyond where the comedian looked dressed down and casual as she handled her errands.

Where else can you see photos of fat celebrities & supermodels going down curbs? Our goal has always been to cater to a very niche & kinky market of readers, even if that means all six of you bastards (includes Jackson, Devon & Abba).

Anyway, the absolutely hilarious Melissa McCarthy attempted to keep a very low profile (very difficult for obvious reasons) as she hit a Bed, Bath & Beyond store in Los Angeles. I know this is completely the wrong crowd for this, but we’re really diggin’ the crop of heavier comedic actresses in Hollywood including Rebel Wilson & Gabourey Sidibe.

Melissa McCarthy’s next comedy to slam into theaters is the once-again Judd Apatow-produced/written/directed “This Is 40,” starring Paul Rudd, Leslie Mann, Jason Segel, Megan Fox, Chris O’Dowd, John Lithgow & even Judd Apatow’s little daughter Maude. The film’s tagline is “The sort-of sequel to ‘Knocked-Up’, so it’ll definitely be a hilarious number among an ocean of serious Oscar contender when it releases on December 21. According to the film’s IMDb page, the plot is simply, “A look at the lives of Pete and Debbie a few years after the events of Knocked Up.”

Snooki Gives Birth To Baby Boy Lorenzo; World’s Douche Bag Count Goes Up

Snooki Gives Birth To BABY BOY

Not only did the douche bag count go up, but the world’s collective blood alcohol level also crept up a couple tenths of a percent.

Snooki gave birth to her first child yesterday, a baby boy named Lorenzo Dominic LaValle. The baby-daddy is Jionni LaValle & apparently Snooki is currently engaged to him in order to make herself feel better about the situation. The couple currently resides in Marlboro, NY, which is just across the river from Snooki’s childhood home in Poughkeepsie.

So, since it’s on everybody’s mind, I think it’s finally time to speculate how much Snooki will earn for her baby’s first photos b/c you know her peeps are already shopping that shit around…

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