Posts about Fatties

Jonah Hill Hits Up Ralph Lauren in WeHo! Did He Gain Back All His ‘Superbad’ Weight?

Jonah Hill Shops At Ralph Lauren

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‘The Wolf Of Wall Street’ actor Jonah Hill was spotted leaving a Ralph Lauren store in West Hollywood after grabbing a couple things. By the looks of things, it appears as if he might be taking it a little too easy these days judging by his size, but then again, if you’re getting Leo’s supermodel hand-me-downs and you can bag your own share of ass each night of the week, why bother hitting the gym? There’s nothing wrong with letting the size of your wallet & level of fame compensate for the negatives…

With respect to Jonah’s growing waistline, there’s a rumor that he scored the lead in the ‘Dallas Buyer’s Club 2′, so there’s still hope! Can you imagine seeing a shriveled up Jonah Hill?! It has ‘Academy Award for Best Actor’ written all over it! OW!

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Bastardly Style Tip: Kelly Clarkson Needs To Cover Up Those Legs

Kelly Clarkson In Concert

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No worries, we’re filing this in our new “We’re Probably Going To Hell” category.

I’m sorry, but that dress isn’t made for chicks like Kelly Clarkson. If you want to stuff yourself into something like that and show off your legs, you gotta put in the work at the gym.

These were snapped last night during her performance at the People Like Us Fair Trade concert at Highline Ballroom.

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BREAKING!! Hazel O’Sullivan Made A Fat Dude Really Happy At Dublin Airport!

Hazel O'Sullivan arriving at Dublin Airport

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Aaaw, we always like to report touching stories, so in that spirit here are pics of Irish model & ‘Big Brother 2013′ contestant Hazel O’Sullivan giving a fat dude at the Dublin Airport a big hug.

I’m sure that dude doesn’t get many hot chicks rubbing their bods all over his rolls too often, so it was nice of Hazel to dish out some love to those who need it! Maybe this will motivate him to get in shape & bag a chick like Hazel sometime in the future! OW!

Hazel O'Sullivan arriving at Dublin Airport

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Still Fat in Cannes: Aishwarya Rai Can’t Seem To Shed The Baby Weight

Aishwarya Rai Bachchan attending the premiere of 'Blood Ties' during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival at the Palais des Festivals in Cannes

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These were snapped last night at the premiere of ‘Blood Ties’ during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival

Aishwarya Rai had one year to work on tightening things up—whether it was hitting the gym for 3-hours a day or Mumbai-based plastic surgeons or even a combination of both—but judging by her appearance at Cannes over the past couple days, I think it’s safe to assume that the former Miss World loves her butter chicken & samosas a little too much. It’s funny how she insists on dragging herself through all the media scrutiny by walking the red carpet at Cannes. Again, just like we said last year, Aishwarya needs to screw walking red carpets & start walking on the treadmills! Chop, Chop, woman!!

For comparison sake, here’s Aishwarya during last year’s Cannes Film Festival:
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Aishwarya Rai Bachchan at the 'Blood Ties' premiere during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival 8

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Here’s Aishwarya arriving in Nice airport late last week…

Aishwarya Rai seen arriving at Nice Airport

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God Damn, What’s Mischa Barton Been Eating? Her Legs Look Atrocious.

Mischa Barton

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It’s a real pity about Mischa Barton, but hey, if you’re gonna sit around your house pounding beers & pizza all day, the end result isn’t going to look hot. These were snapped over the weekend as the Mischa was seen enjoying herself at Coachella with her boyfriend actor Sebastian Knapp. Aside from taking in the music, we’re pretty sure that Mischa spent a lot of time cruising the food stalls, but then again, it’s frickin’ Coachella, so they probably serve salads & Greek yogurt as opposed to chilli cheese fries, hamburgers & nachos.

For those of you want a better look at those greasy legs, check it…

Mischa's delicious legs. Can you taste the grease?

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You Can Tell Miranda Kerr Handpicked Her Babysitter

Miranda Kerr Takes Flynn To ROMP

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The always-fashionable supermodel mommy & son duo were spotted yesterday afternoon in West Hollywood. Miranda Kerr took her son Flynn to ROMP, a (privileged) children’s indoor & outdoor playground. At some point, Flynn was picked up by somebody who looked like just ate Miranda Kerr for lunch. Damn, if Miranda’s babysitter looks like this, I’m curious what her housekeeping & nanny staff looks like. It’s no wonder hubby Orlando Bloom spends half the year outside the house! HA.

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ABC’s New Diving Show ‘Splash’ Has A Lot Of Comedic Potential

Louie Anderson,  Kendra Wilkinson, Katherine Webb & Chuy Bravo

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Pictured: Louie Anderson, Kendra Wilkinson, Katherine Webb & Chuy Bravo

With a crazy cast that includes the likes of 7’2″ Kareem Abdul-Jabbar to morbidly obese comedian Louie Anderson to Chelsea Handler’s dwarf assistant Chuy Bravo (wait, he’s a dwarf, right?!), the show looks like it’ll be really funny when it premieres March 19. We’ve included some recent photos of the show’s celebrity contestants as they continue their training on the diving board.

For more info, hit up the show’s official website.

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BREAKING!! Cee Lo Green Hits Up El Pollo Loco For Lunch!

Cee Lo Green Enjoying Lunch At El Pollo Loco

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Damn, even his friends are really big!

Regardless of all his weight issues, I’m pretty sure Cee Lo Green slept with at least 3 to 5 hotties each week in 2012, so more power to him!! ‘The Voice’ judge & a few of his moocher friends were enjoying some fried chicken at El Pollo Loco in Los Angeles yesterday afternoon.

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