I would like to be considered for your “Bastardly Lady of the Day” as I think I might just have what it takes plus I would look totally hot in one of your vests! Ok so here goes;

I’m Abby, 21 from U.K, I love to live life to the full and can be a little wild sometimes!

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Definatly Megan Fox, Holly Madison, Eva Mendez, Dita Von Teese & Eliza Dushku or is that a bit greedy?

Do you like your boobs?
Yeah I have had no complaints so far

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Yes, Give me a bottle of vodka & a blindfold (for me not him).

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Yes Cheryl Cole & Sandra Bullock weirdly, who do you think???

Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
My fav is Witney for bringing up the brilliant point that no one is brave enough to apply. She’s my inspiration haha

What makes you Bastardly?
I am a hardcore fan of the sight and I think being brave enough to post my pictures on here makes me pretty damn bastardly!

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don’t “take down” pictures. If we think you’re hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Britny Spears – Dunt HaTE..

Do you like your boobs?
Yeh..I hav a babi..dey grew

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
YES!!!!!!

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
dey don’t gotta be tellin me that..If i like u..then ye..plus im a famus celebritey myself

Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
No one

What makes you Bastardly?
Watch my maury video!

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don’t “take down” pictures. If we think you’re hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Certain VS models last year, before they became stick skinny this year. Still attractive, but less so (albeit still much more attractive than most!).

Do you like your boobs?
Yessir!

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Eff no! Three million couldn’t rid my mind of the image of old balls. Plus, I make a decent amount right now. Not $3,000,000, but enough to keep me from Old Man River.

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
No guy has told me I look like a celeb. At work some kids told me I looked like a girl from a Disney Channel show…don’t think they had the same motive.

Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
Most of the recent ones are fakes! D: annoying. However, Kimia = stone cold fox.

What makes you Bastardly?
I’m laid-back and low maintenance, my roommates are all dudes (too many girls in one space equals disaster), I watch more football than I should, I take care of ill children for work, beer is delicious and my tolerance is much higher than one would assume, and I relate day to day situations to quotes from South Park and Dave Chappelle . Hmm…okay why would those random facts make me bastardly? Who knows, didn’t know how to answer the question so I figured I’d distract with trivia about myself heh. I lack creativity. Anyhow, here is my attempt at reviving BLOTD! Hopefully more fine ladies will submit : )

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don’t “take down” pictures. If we think you’re hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!

hey, back in 2006 i was your bastardly lady of the day (i wasnt well-received by the readers, but oh well). anyway, after some pressure from my friends i’m sending in new pictures for the gauntlet to judge

Do you like your boobs?
They could be Bigger but oh well..

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Nope..I feel sick looking at Hugh Hefner’s bitches

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Yeah..Kim Kardashian and Audrina Patridge

Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
STACEY- if you guys put her up..ahah Stacey Loveeeee you Biotch

What makes you Bastardly?
Haha because Me and Stacey decided to bastardify ourself ahaha..I AM NOT BRAZILIAN by the way, it was from a trip..ahah..

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don’t “take down” pictures. If we think you’re hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!

Before you guys say I’m a prostitute or something, I am a makeup artist (licensed) and an amateur photographer..I haven’t shot anyone famous yet =(

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Megan Fox- Only because shes on top right now..

Do you like your boobs?
Hell yeah…THEY ARE HUGEEE

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Maybe..I don’t know for sure..Depends if hes HOT old man

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Nope..But lame pickup lines

Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
I just came across moejackson.com..I wouldnt know..

What makes you Bastardly?
Because I’m new and I’m sure I’d get bashed..Even if I’ve never done anything to any of you..lol…Be nice =)

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don’t “take down” pictures. If we think you’re hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!