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The Battle of Skanky-Hos: Amber Rose vs Kim Kardashian

Semi-Exclusive... Amber Rose Takes Sebastian To The MoviesPhoto Credit: FameFlynet Pictures

I wanna say that Amber Rose is skankier, but my longstanding dislike bias toward the Kardashian family is forcing me to give Kim my vote. Amber Rose just seems like an annoying wannabe, to be honest. Who the hell dresses like this for movie night with their toddler son?! What the fuck?

Kim Kardashian Departing On A Flight At LAXPhoto Credit: FameFlynet Pictures; Kim seen departing from LAX.

Kim Kardashian vs. Kylie Jenner at Mail Online Yacht

Kim Kardashian, Kylie JennerPhoto Credit: Pacific Coast News
Pictured: Kim Kardashian, Kylie Jenner

Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner arrived to the Mail Online Yacht at the Cannes Lions International Festival of Creativity. They attended their Seriously Popular party. Kylie was accompanied by boyfriend Tyga and posted on the red carpet with her mother Kris Jenner. Kim, on the other hand, decided to stay solo for her photos. The two came wearing similar style outfits, showing off granny panties. Our bet is that jailbait Kylie will win this matchup.

NYC: Khloe & Kylie Made The NBCUniversal Upfronts Feel Dirty

2015 NBCUniversal Cable Entertainment Upfront

Pictured: Khloe Kardashian, Kylie Jenner

As some of you regulars might already know, when it comes to Kardashian-family posts, we limit ourselves to only 15 seconds (per family member), so we’re only allotting 45 seconds for this post (Evil Kris Jenner is also included in the set).

The K-Hos were in attendance at the 2015 NBCUniversal Cable Entertainment Upfront presentation held at the Jacob K. Javits Convention Center in NYC. These chicks look like they’re heading to a the Grammy Awards (as opposed to some TV thing), but I guess when you’re raking in upwards of a $100 million from the gig—oh damn, time’s up!

Khloe Kardashian’s Turning Into A Really Big Joke

Khloe Kardashian Stops By DASH In West Hollywood

So, is this simply some sort of Kardashian-family mating call and Khloe Kardashian won’t stop shamelessly parading around L.A. with her booty hanging out until somebody takes possession of it?

I have a feeling this might take a while considering the family’s history, so I’m sure basketball players and rappers are being exercising extreme caution before taking a bite. It takes a special person to be able to handle all-things-Kardashian and let’s face it, at this point, the Kardashian family heads are so large that they won’t exactly welcome any old guy into their family. They’re in search for that special catch.

These latest photos were snapped earlier this afternoon as Khloe was seen wearing a dangerously tight dress that left very little to your typical booty-lover’s imagination. The Big & Tall Kardashian family member was headed to one of the family’s DASH stores in West Hollywood. We would write more, but when it comes to Kardashian-family posts, we budget for only 30-seconds, so time’s up.

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Kim Kardashian Peddles ‘Kardashian Beauty Hair’ Line In Paris

Kim Kardashian Introduces 'Kardashian Beauty Hair'

It’s easy to simply blow off this latest launch as yet another cheap product with the Kardashian stamp of approval, but let’s face it, this family knows how to drive sales and that’s the only reason they’re still around.

Once the K-Drones who obsess over all-things-Kardashians stop watching the show & buying the products, the people with deep pockets will find another place to invest their hard-earned money. Sadly, short of some huge accident that takes the lives of at least two or three members of the Klan, we don’t foresee the family fading away anytime soon…

These were snapped earlier today a launch event held at Marionnaud Champs Elysees in Paris.

Kim Kardashian Took Her Booty For A Walk Again

Semi-Exclusive... Kim Kardashian Heads To A Studio

Wow, talk about having some sort of psychological disorder. Or maybe it’s just an odd form of desperation to maintain her level of fame? Considering she has managed to stay way past her 15-minutes, Kim Kardashian seems to be doing something right. Since it’s Hollywood, it’s only a matter of time until shit hits the fan and her ass begins to sag and Kanye files for divorce (and then quickly follows it up with his anxiously-awaited post-Kardashian-whatthefuckwasithinking album).

In the meantime, enjoy these photos of Kim Kardashian showing off her freakishly curvy figure while heading into a studio. Kim recently called her brother Rob “pathetic” and urged her family to stop helping him with his weight problems. Oh, come on! Let the poor guy eat! And, keep those checks rolling into his bank!

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