As you guys know, we have a longstanding Kardashian-family rule which allows us only 10 seconds for Kardashian-family-related posts, so naturally, this will be real quick.
Kim & Khloe were seen leaving the Mondrian hotel following a “quick” lunch somewhere in Soho. As for their 18-year-old-going-on-28 younger sister Kylie, she was seen cruising around the city looking very serious and also wearing some bling on her ring finger.
These were snapped yesterday afternoon as world-famous hip-hop-ho Amber Rose & son Sebastian Thomaz were out shopping at the Westfield Mall in Topanga. In a desperate attempt to get attention, Amber Rose appeared at the VMAs with her friend Blac Chyna wearing statement dresses. In case you missed it, check it below:
Victoria Silvstedt goes to lunch at Club 55 in Saint-Tropez. Not pictured is her current sugar daddy who’s been funding her latest all-expenses paid yacht getaway. Victoria turns 41 years old in a couple months.
Victoria Silvstedt proudly shows off her bikini body on the Daddy Cool yacht near Saint-Tropez, France. Missing in these shots are her sugar daddy who actually paid for the Daddy Cool yacht. To our knowledge we still cannot confirm Victoria’s current employment status.
I wanna say that Amber Rose is skankier, but my longstanding dislike bias toward the Kardashian family is forcing me to give Kim my vote. Amber Rose just seems like an annoying wannabe, to be honest. Who the hell dresses like this for movie night with their toddler son?! What the fuck?
Photo Credit: FameFlynet Pictures; Kim seen departing from LAX.
Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News
Pictured: Kim Kardashian, Kylie Jenner
Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner arrived to the Mail Online Yacht at the Cannes Lions International Festival of Creativity. They attended their Seriously Popular party. Kylie was accompanied by boyfriend Tyga and posted on the red carpet with her mother Kris Jenner. Kim, on the other hand, decided to stay solo for her photos. The two came wearing similar style outfits, showing off granny panties. Our bet is that jailbait Kylie will win this matchup.
As some of you regulars might already know, when it comes to Kardashian-family posts, we limit ourselves to only 15 seconds (per family member), so we’re only allotting 45 seconds for this post (Evil Kris Jenner is also included in the set).
The K-Hos were in attendance at the 2015 NBCUniversal Cable Entertainment Upfront presentation held at the Jacob K. Javits Convention Center in NYC. These chicks look like they’re heading to a the Grammy Awards (as opposed to some TV thing), but I guess when you’re raking in upwards of a $100 million from the gig—oh damn, time’s up!
So, is this simply some sort of Kardashian-family mating call and Khloe Kardashian won’t stop shamelessly parading around L.A. with her booty hanging out until somebody takes possession of it?
I have a feeling this might take a while considering the family’s history, so I’m sure basketball players and rappers are being exercising extreme caution before taking a bite. It takes a special person to be able to handle all-things-Kardashian and let’s face it, at this point, the Kardashian family heads are so large that they won’t exactly welcome any old guy into their family. They’re in search for that special catch.
These latest photos were snapped earlier this afternoon as Khloe was seen wearing a dangerously tight dress that left very little to your typical booty-lover’s imagination. The Big & Tall Kardashian family member was headed to one of the family’s DASH stores in West Hollywood. We would write more, but when it comes to Kardashian-family posts, we budget for only 30-seconds, so time’s up.
It’s easy to simply blow off this latest launch as yet another cheap product with the Kardashian stamp of approval, but let’s face it, this family knows how to drive sales and that’s the only reason they’re still around.
Once the K-Drones who obsess over all-things-Kardashians stop watching the show & buying the products, the people with deep pockets will find another place to invest their hard-earned money. Sadly, short of some huge accident that takes the lives of at least two or three members of the Klan, we don’t foresee the family fading away anytime soon…
These were snapped earlier today a launch event held at Marionnaud Champs Elysees in Paris.