Tag Archives: Bastardly Youth

Will Smith Needs To Get A Hold Of Daughter Willow Before It’s Too Late!

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I get it–Willow is Will Smith’s fashion-forward, trendsetting daughter who’s not anything like normal girls her age, but at what point do you go to your daughter & tell her that she might be overreaching, spending too much cash on stupid things or possibly even “trying too hard,” assuming the latter is even possible in the Pinkett-Smith household. Today she’s an 11-year-old little girl, but if Will Smith doesn’t do anything, Willow might transform herself into a 25-year-old boy, all in the name of “being different,” “thinking outside the box,” etc., etc..

These latest photos were snapped yesterday afternoon as the “Whip It” singer Willow was showing off her fashionista side while cat-walking around NYC with cropped green hair & freaky, yet probably really expensive, wedge heels. For the record, her single “Whip It” had to be one of the most overrated & annoying songs in recent history. I get that her main audience is little kids, but the fact that she performed that song on “American Idol” (I’m sure daddy had a hand in that) & more annoyingly, it was regularly looped on normal radio stations, makes it open to criticism and moreover, serves as a blatant example of the abuse of money & power (mainly Will Smith’s).

Heidi Klum, Seal & Family Enjoy A Luxurious Vacation in Ibiza!

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These were snapped yesterday afternoon as the “Project Runway” host & judge Heidi Klum worked on her tan on board a luxury yacht off the coast of Ibiza, Spain. Heidi was accompanied by her hubby and their four children. Both Heidi & Seal prove to all couples in entertainment biz that both people can be extremely busy with kids & successful careers yet still have the energy to love each other.
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

BREAKING!! Miranda Kerr Flies Out of LAX With Flynn Bloom!!

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These were snapped yesterday afternoon as Miranda Kerr arrived at LAX holding her super cute son Flynn Bloom to catch a flight out without daddy Orlando Bloom.

I have a feeling Orlando might be busy filming the new “Hobbit” films (“The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey” & “The Hobbit: There And Back Again”), which release 2012 & 2013, respectively. While we’re talking about him, we’d like to note that his next big film “The Three Musketeers” is set to release later this fall on October 14. Co-stars include Matthew Macfadyen, Logan Lerman, Ray Stevenson & Luke Evans.

As for Miranda, she looked beautiful as always running throught he airport with baby Flynn clutched against her rack. DAMN YOU, FLYNN BLOOM!! DAMN YOUUUU!!

Bikini Pics! Former Volleyball Pro Gabrielle Reece Still Looking Amazing!

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Believe it or not, but former supermodel / volleyball pro Gabrielle Reece hit 41 earlier this year & the by the looks of things, she’s staying in amazing shape, even after popping out a couple kids. She & husband Laird Hamilton threw a big 4th of July party yesterday for friends in Malibu and Gabby took the opportunity to show off her bikini bod! OW!

We should note that following her retirement from volleyball back in the 90s, Gabby worked hard on her golf game & tried out for the LPGA in ’09, but with family life getting in the way, she was unable to make the cut! Besides that, nothing else to report, so enjoy the pics!

BREAKING! Jamie Mazur & Alessandra Ambrosio Hit Malibu Beach!!

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Damn, throwing a kid up that high seems a little dangerous, but we’ll assume Jamie Mazur knows what he’s doing!

Like a lot of other people in SoCal, Supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio & her lucky bastard fiance Jamie Mazur enjoyed the long weekend by hitting the beach with their cute lil’ daughter Anja Louise. Alessandra showed off her ultra-thin figure in a bikini top and denim short-shorts. Not that we’re complaining or anything, but does this woman own any normal length shorts?!


“Kung Fu Panda 2” L.A. Premiere: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt & Others

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Check the official Kung Fu Panda 2 website!

First of all, what the fuck is Brad Pitt wearing? Looks like he’s trying very hard to channel his inner pimp/porn star/sleezy douchebag. Anybody wanna take a second to help explain what his stylist was attempting achieve with the look?

The “Kung Fu Panda 2” premiere was held earlier today at the famous Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood. Considering the film’s producers probably want to break a billion from the sequel, this is probably the beginning of a long promotional stretch for Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, & others.

Anyway, besides Jack Black doing the voice for Po the Kung Fu Master Panda, there’s a long list of stars that includes Angelina Jolie, Jackie Chan, Lucy Liu, Dustun Hoffman, and others. Here’s some plot juice:

Po (Jack Black), now a kung fu master, is fighting to protect the Valley of Peace alongside with Master Shifu (Dustin Hoffman) and the Furious Five (Angelina Jolie, Jackie Chan, Lucy Liu, Seth Rogen and David Cross). When a new evil, the emperor albino peacock Lord Shen (Gary Oldman), emerges to take over China with a weapon said to be so powerful that it threatens the very existence of kung fu itself, Po sets out with the Furious Five to vanquish this threat. But first, he must confront his own mysterious past in order to find the strength to succeed. [Source]

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Photo Credit: Fame Pictures

Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Baby-Momma & Son Bring The Links!

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– Lady Gaga is The Messiah Now [The Superficial]
– Arnold Has Very Pretty Taste [WWTDD]
– Unreal Game Review: Mortal Kombat [Unreality Mag]
– Hardcore Parkour Guy Tries to Go Big; Fails [BroBible]
– Maria Menounos Is Definitely In Shwingtastic Shape [Popoholic]

– Who The Hell Wasn’t At Oprah’s Farewell Spectacular Last Night? [Dlisted]
– The 25 Hottest “America’s Next Top Model” Contestants [Complex]
– Ellen Pompeo Has Lunch With Stella Luna And A Friend [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is photogenic [Celebslam]

– 2011 Miami Heat Dancers Do Burlesque [67 PHOTOS] [COED Magazine]
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– Daisy Lowe voor Blast Magazine [Flabber]
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– Leonardo DiCaprio is With Blake Lively Now [The Blemish]
– Malin Akerman Bikini Pictures [The Grumpiest]
– Andrew Garfield filming in Queens [Caught On Set]

– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]


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We don’t know whether it was a photo-op or what, but Christina Aguilera put aside her Diva duties and took her son Max to Disney’s Animal Kingdom theme park at Disney World in Florida.

Just because there’s no other news, we’ll use this as an opportunity to plug Christina’s new show “The Voice,” which debuts April 26th on NBC. The singing competition show will feature four musician coaches (Christina Aguilera, Cee Lo Green, Adam Levine, and Blake Shelton) to nurture various talents to compete for $100K and a record deal with Universal Republic. When compared to the $5 million Simon Cowell’s dishing out on the US version of “The X Factor,” the $100K prize money on “The Voice” is pocket change.

Vanessa Hudgens Took Her Little Sister To The Lakers Game Last Night!

Photo Credit: Splash News Online (Lakers game); Pacific Coast News (workout pics)

I wish my older sister took me to Lakers games, damn it!!! Vanessa & her younger sister Stella had kick-ass courtside seats to watch one of the best games of the NBA season. It’s funny the perks you can score when you have a film hitting theaters this Friday (“Sucker Punch“)! It’s a pity the Lakers won the triple overtime affair b/c the Suns really did play their asses off & deserved the win. DAMN YOU, KOBE!! There hasn’t been a triple overtime game since the late 60s for the Lakers, so it was definitely a treat for those in attendance.

During the game, Vanessa sat next to actor & singer Zachary Levi & from the looks of things, they seemed to really enjoy each other’s company. Here’s a pic of Vanessa & Zach having a thought-conversation with their eyes:
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The candid pics of the sisters rocking workout clothes were snapped earlier today as they walked back to the car following a workout. For the record, Vanessa’s sipping away on smoothie from NRgize Lifestyle Cafe. And, here’s a closer look at Stella’s kicks:
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