This was something we didn’t get to before the Thanksgiving holiday, so we’re throwing it up now. These pics of Malin Akerman were snapped last week as the actress filled up her car and considering her circumstances, she seems very happy.
As some of you might have heard, the ‘Rock of Ages’ actress recently broke the news about her split from hubby Roberto Zincone after six years together. This is believed to be the first time she has been seen in public after reportedly splitting from the drummer. The couple are parents to seventh month old son Sebastian, so it appears there was a lot of tension following the birth.
If somebody as kind & loving as Miranda Kerr can have marriage problems, then I think it’s safe to assume that other A-list supermodel marriages aren’t safe either. It’s possible Orlando was cheating on Miranda while away in foreign countries shooting films or Miranda wanted to have more family time, but Orlando was too busy (yes, we’re going to blame everything on Orlando), but there’s no reason why all this can’t happen with others on the list.
We’ve only included the top married models who came to our minds right off the bat, so apologies in advance if we didn’t include your favorite married model. Our shortlist includes Gisele Bundchen, Adriana Lima, Doutzen Kroes & Alessandra Ambrosio.
With that said, who will be the next model to separate & make herself available to the Worldwide Sugar Daddy Community? All the ladies on our list are still pretty much in their prime, so they still have plenty of value in the open sugar daddy market.
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Last month we posted a story with the following title, “Why Do Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom Hang With Flynn As If They’re Divorced,” well, it turns out we suspected correctly as the couple announced yesterday via Orlando’s publicist that they have “been amicably separated for the past few months.” The joint statement also read, “After six years together, they have recently decided to formalize their separation. Despite this being the end of their marriage, they love, support and respect each other as both parents of their son and as family.”
These two were rarely together anyway, but I kind of feel bad for Flynn since he deserves a better situation. Then again, no kid deserves a shitty situation where both parents fight all the time, even though I can’t really see somebody like Miranda Kerr having a fight with Orlando. I just feel like these two lead very international lives & since they’re rarely together, it’s very difficult to manage a healthy relationship. Sucks for them, but does this open the door for Leonardo DiCaprio?!?
Regardless of who ends up with Miranda, I really hope Orlando Bloom did everything in his power to save this relationship b/c ultimately he’ll suffer a lot emotionally when he realizes what just happened. It’s a real pity.
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Let’s face it, sex with somebody like Rosie Huntington-Whiteley can’t be all that exciting, and plus, the truth in those pesky “Rosie is his beard” rumors grew more & more likely each day Jason Statham stayed with her, so I don’t think anybody is surprised to hear that these two are finally ready to move on to other people. I personally don’t think that there’s any truth to the beard or gay rumors simply because the dude has a track record of dating very nice ladies, so just because Rosie looks completely harmless and possibly asexual doesn’t mean she’s Jason Statham’s beard. It might be mean, Jason’s really busy & simply wants a trophy girlfriend to make his friends jealous and look great on the red carpet.
Regardless of why these two broke up, look for Jason Statham to start dating somebody with a killer attitude and an equal killer body just so that he can prove his heterosexuality to all the haters (not that there’s anything wrong with being gay, or course). It’s just that when you make your living as Mr. Macho Man, it’s extremely difficult to also hide inside the closet with somebody like Rosie guarding the door. It’s our hope that society will be more accepting of gay action stars in the future, but that’s simply not the case at the moment.
Having said that, who’s Jason Statham gonna get with next? He likes to go really sexy & obscure and considering he must know a lot of models after dating Rosie for a few years, I feel like he might take it easy & bag something in the fashion industry. Then again, he might also be tired of boney & somewhat lifeless sex and decide to add a little more meaty freakiness to his life. We’re all for the latter, of course.
As for Rosie, I wouldn’t be surprised if George Clooney takes a swipe at Rosie now that she’s available for the rebound. Rosie’s looking to make a name for herself in Hollywood & there’s no better way to achieve those lofty goals than date Mr. Hollywood himself. George will get a world-class sexy blonde who has years of red carpet experience, while Rosie gets to broaden her network in Hollywood. It’s a win/win for both parties!
Who knows, maybe the 18th breakup will be the charm?
This comes just a month after John Mayer appeared on CBS Sunday Morning & opened his heart about his relationship w/ Katy Perry saying what they shared was “something very human.” He went on to say, “I don’t feel like I’m in a celebrity relationship. I don’t feel it for the first time of my life… I really don’t. I’m not even in a high-profile (relationship)… I know it’s high-profile, but it’s hard to explain. It doesn’t feel that way to me and it’s great and I’m glad…”
Riiiight, so what the fuck happened? Did John Mayer crack religious jokes while watching the latest episode of the wildly popular History Channel miniseries “The Bible” or was it because he’s going on tour to promote his new album and as a result, the couple won’t have time to have sex with each other? A bastarldy source close to the couple reveals to Us Magazine that although they’re splitting right now, the break-up might not be permanent. The source goes on to add, “It’s sad… It’s not over until it’s over. You have to see how things play out. (Perry)’s leaving the window open. They have both been so focused on work.”
This sounds like a simple case of “We’ll be too busy to have sex over the next few months, so why not take a break from each other & rendezvous later in the fall when we have more time?” At least they’re being honest to each other, right?
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We’re not saying it was a hot date with just Nieves Alvarez b/c judging by the photo it’s apparent that Nieves is wearing her wedding ring & seems to be sitting in between Cristiano & another man, possibly her longtime husband, Italian photographer Marco Severini. Or who knows, maybe she had a big fight & at the other head in the photo is the waiter taking their order? We shoudl note that around Valentine’s Day, S.I. Swimsuit Issue was doing their annual launch, so Irina was busy with press events in NYC, so that might explain why Cristiano had other dinner plans. The paparazzo taking the photos specifically noted that Irina Shayk was nowhere to be seen. The last time we saw Irina & Cristiano together was in early January when they attended the FIFA Ballon d’Or Gala 2013.
It’s **possible** that our earlier prediction of Irina’s newly single relationship status when she hit the Vanity Fair Oscar Party over the weekend was correct. If so, that’s a very interesting development, but let’s face it, it was long overdue. Cristiano never leaves Europe & Irina’s very busy with her modeling career over here in NYC. It’s a pity that she took this long to separate since she lost out on countless opportunities to move on to other highly capable suitors. As they say, better late than never, right?
To celebrate (yes, even though it’s not official), we’re going to first feature a couple new videos with Irina. The first is the freakiest video you’ll see all day only because it features Alessandra & Irina dancing, a poodle getting groomed, gay dudes dancing, & an older lady with a huge rack (Big Ang) dancing with Irina & Ale. After searching around a bit, it turns out the shoot was done in Miami by Bruce Weber for the spring-summer issue of Carine Roitfeld’s bi-annual CR Fashion Book, which coincidently hits newsstands on TODAY! (February 28th). Don’t forget to grab yourself a copy!
The second video is Irina’s profile for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2013 (shot in Spain):
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