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Well, That Was Quick! Diddy & Kate Upton Deny Dating Rumors

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First Diddy Tweeted this:

About an hour later after his Tweet, Kate chimed in:

Then, about an hour after his first Tweet, Diddy shrewdly uses all the publicity to pimp his current girlfriend Cassie’s latest mixtape:

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Shocker: John Mayer & Katy Perry Broke Up! Who Dumped Who?

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John Mayer & Katy Perry

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Who knows, maybe the 18th breakup will be the charm?

This comes just a month after John Mayer appeared on CBS Sunday Morning & opened his heart about his relationship w/ Katy Perry saying what they shared was “something very human.” He went on to say, “I don’t feel like I’m in a celebrity relationship. I don’t feel it for the first time of my life… I really don’t. I’m not even in a high-profile (relationship)… I know it’s high-profile, but it’s hard to explain. It doesn’t feel that way to me and it’s great and I’m glad…”

Riiiight, so what the fuck happened? Did John Mayer crack religious jokes while watching the latest episode of the wildly popular History Channel miniseries “The Bible” or was it because he’s going on tour to promote his new album and as a result, the couple won’t have time to have sex with each other? A bastarldy source close to the couple reveals to Us Magazine that although they’re splitting right now, the break-up might not be permanent. The source goes on to add, “It’s sad… It’s not over until it’s over. You have to see how things play out. (Perry)’s leaving the window open. They have both been so focused on work.”

This sounds like a simple case of “We’ll be too busy to have sex over the next few months, so why not take a break from each other & rendezvous later in the fall when we have more time?” At least they’re being honest to each other, right?

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Miley Cyrus & Liam Hemsworth Breakup News w/ the Links!

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- Bella Thorne And Stella Hudgens Are Double Trouble [HollywoodTuna]
- It’s Bertney’s New Boyfriend [The Superficial]
- James Franco and Ashley Benson Photo Assumption dating? [Lainey's Gossip]
- Duchess Kate will reportedly name her ‘little grape’ Elizabeth Diana Carole [Celebitchy]
- Justin Bieber Fans Sent “17,000 Hate Tweets” To Olivia Wilde [IDonLikeYouInThatWay]
- The Pope Of Gold Diggers Has A New Billionaire Boyfriend [Dlisted]
- Salma Hayek Got Lots Of Milk [Popoholic]
- Rosie Jones Does Page 360 of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]

- ‘Kick-Ass 2′ Has a Red Band Trailer [The Blemish]
- Sexy Pro Surfer Alana Blanchard [Viralosity.tv]
- ‘Veronica Mars’ Will Become A Movie, But With A Twist [Socialite Life]
- Put Your Pens Down: Taylor Swift Is Putting Your Fan Mail in the Trash [Evil Beet]
- Victoria’s Secret Model Toni Garrn Needs More of Your Time and Attention [Complex]
- CARMEN ELECTRA Enjoying A Night Out At Bootsy Bellows [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Jennie Garth is really excited about the new Pope [Celebslam]

- Yulia Terentieva Showing her Tits in a Photoshoot of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Why Are Young Starlets So Eager To Debase Themselves? [Pajiba]
- Miley Cyrus Dressed As A Naughty School Girl [Celeb Jihad]
- Olivia Wilde Went Onto ‘Leno’ to Explain Her Bieber Feud (and Look Hot) Last Night [BroBible]

- Rosie Jones Is The New UK Glamour Queen [HollywoodTuna]

- Cindy Crawford’s Motorcycle Jacket and Other News [Yeeeah!]
- XXX [Dlisted]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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Irina Shayk Might Be Single; Cristiano Ronaldo Had Valentine’s Day Dinner With Model Nieves Alvarez

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Exclusive - Cristiano Ronaldo Dines With Model Nieves Alvarez On Valentine's Day

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We’re not saying it was a hot date with just Nieves Alvarez b/c judging by the photo it’s apparent that Nieves is wearing her wedding ring & seems to be sitting in between Cristiano & another man, possibly her longtime husband, Italian photographer Marco Severini. Or who knows, maybe she had a big fight & at the other head in the photo is the waiter taking their order? We shoudl note that around Valentine’s Day, S.I. Swimsuit Issue was doing their annual launch, so Irina was busy with press events in NYC, so that might explain why Cristiano had other dinner plans. The paparazzo taking the photos specifically noted that Irina Shayk was nowhere to be seen. The last time we saw Irina & Cristiano together was in early January when they attended the FIFA Ballon d’Or Gala 2013.

It’s **possible** that our earlier prediction of Irina’s newly single relationship status when she hit the Vanity Fair Oscar Party over the weekend was correct. If so, that’s a very interesting development, but let’s face it, it was long overdue. Cristiano never leaves Europe & Irina’s very busy with her modeling career over here in NYC. It’s a pity that she took this long to separate since she lost out on countless opportunities to move on to other highly capable suitors. As they say, better late than never, right?

To celebrate (yes, even though it’s not official), we’re going to first feature a couple new videos with Irina. The first is the freakiest video you’ll see all day only because it features Alessandra & Irina dancing, a poodle getting groomed, gay dudes dancing, & an older lady with a huge rack (Big Ang) dancing with Irina & Ale. After searching around a bit, it turns out the shoot was done in Miami by Bruce Weber for the spring-summer issue of Carine Roitfeld’s bi-annual CR Fashion Book, which coincidently hits newsstands on TODAY! (February 28th). Don’t forget to grab yourself a copy!

The second video is Irina’s profile for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2013 (shot in Spain):

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NO WAY!! World Mourns As Taylor Swift & Harry Styles Break Up

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Harry Styles And Taylor Swift Spend A Romantic Day In The Park

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For Harry’s sake, let’s hope they ended on good terms. I’m pretty sure Taylor ended up getting bored of Harry or who knows, maybe Harry got some ass behind her back b/c Taylor was reluctant to put out? We’re still not sure whether Taylor Swift simply dates dudes for the sake of dating them or if she’s one of those girls who likes to fuckie-fuckie after the first couple dates and then just move on to the next hot guy? Any of you bastards have a theory on this, by chance? We want to believe that Taylor is a sex-addict who needs to fuck a new guy ever couple weeks, but we can’t be sure until one of those dudes throws her under the bus.

As for what caused the break up? Not that any of you guys actually give a shit, but what we hear is that the couple continued their romance into the New Year with a trip to the Caribbean island of Virgin Gorda. Harry probably took this as a sign that Taylor wanted to have continuous sex for the duration of their exotic trip, while Taylor on the other hand just wanted to spend the time taking long, romantic walks on the beach. Whatever the case, within days of the vacation, the two lovebirds parted ways.

Regardless of how these two broke up, we gotta rack up Harry on Taylor’s growing list of temporary lovers. Who’s gonna be the next dude to take a ride on the Taylor Express? Any guesses?

Patrick Schwarzenegger *
Justin Gaston *
Tim Tebow *
Joe Jonas
Lucas Till
Taylor Lautner
John Mayer
Cory Monteith *
Toby Hemingway
Jake Gyllenhaal
Chord Overstreet *
Garrett Hedlund
Will Anderson
Eddie Redmayne
Harry Styles
Kyle McKinley
Riley Howell
Adam Young
Conor Kennedy
Harry Styles

* denotes allegedly banged, which means that there’s a 2% chance that Taylor didn’t bang this guy.

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Breakup News: Romain Zago & Joanna Krupa Are No More

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Joanna Krupa's former-fiance Romain Zago meets his ex's mother Wendy at The Grove in Hollywood, CA.

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Excuse the delay on this, but we figured these two would’ve made up already, but obviously that’s not the case. Judging by the photo above, there’s still a chance of a makeup b/c Romain was spotted with Joanna’s mom Wendy at The Grove in L.A. yesterday afternoon.

Maybe this is Romain Zago’s ploy to ultimately have makeup sex w/ his now-ex girlfriend Joanna Krupa? In the short-term, the couple will enjoy sex w/ other partners, but once Joanna finishes traveling around the country like a madwoman, we feel these two lovebirds will reunite. Judging by their beach workout session & their ocean PDA earlier this month (November 4), it appeared as if they would finally tie the knot at anytime. As they say, there’s nothing better for a troubled relationship than a short breakup (we just pulled that out of our ass), so let’s hope everything works out.

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For those of you who give a shit, here are comments from both Joanna & Romain following the breakup:

Joanna to In Touch: “We got into a huge fight, and I just pretty much got fed up with it.”

Romain to In Touch: “I don’t know if it’s over forever but I’m pretty pissed. She is traveling all over the place anyway. There’s no way anyone can be with her like this. That’s her choice.”

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Sounds like Romain gives more of a shit about the relationship than Joanna, but who really knows? The dude owns one of the hottest nightclubs in Miami, so I don’t think he’ll have any trouble finding a few hotties to help put a smile back on his face. He should also consider contactings execs at Bravo & commission a new reality TV show titled “Sugar Daddies of South Beach” to help bring some dudes to the network. I’d watch it.

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Why Did Kristen Stewart Catwalk Thru LAX Wearing Robert Pattinson’s T-Shirt?

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Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson Wear The SAME T-shirtPhoto Credit: FAME Flynet; INF Photos

For a person who sells herself off as an anti-social recluse, why bring attention onto yourself by walking through a paparazzi-infested airport like LAX wearing what appears to be your ex-boyfriend’s T-shirt?

I guess this is further proof that the breakup is mostly Hollywood-scripted bullshit drama to help keep the two up & coming stars in the spotlight while building buzz to help sell magazines and drive traffic to entertainment sites (excluding this website, I course).

We’re trying something new with this poll (ability to choose a total of two answers AND give you bastards the ability to add choices of your own (probably regret the latter one):

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Robert Patinnson’s Predicament: The “I Get To Cheat Once Too” Card vs Dump Kristen Stewart

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The third option is a blend of both worlds where Robert Pattinson could revenge bang one of his “Twilight” co-stars & then enjoy a few sessions of freaky makeup sex pretending like he’s over the whole Rupert bullshit & then proceed to dump Kristen a couple weeks later. After bumping Kristen from his life, it should take Robert Pattinson about 3 minutes to arrange an orgy consisting of 15-20 lingerie models back at his L.A. pad for a week long “Help-Me-Get-Over-Kristen-Stewart-By-Having-Lots-Of-Sex-With-Me” party.

Granted the guy must be a little heartbroken, but regardless of how you look at it, Robert Pattinson is holding all the cards at the moment. While it sounds kinda sadistic, we’d suggest he use the guilt flowing inside Kristen to his advantage & get some kinky sex out of it. There’s no better of becoming a Mile High Club member than reminding your partner how long it will take you to put back together your shattered heart ever couple hours.

At the end of the day, the Bastardly Relationship Handbook states it very simply, “Once a cheater, always a cheater.” A person who has lied to you once will do so again & again, regardless of how much they apologize. They simply can’t be trusted, so Robert might as well take emotional advantage of Kristen behind closed doors & then let her pay for her “momentary indiscretion” by accidentally getting caught by Kristen having a threesome inside their bedroom.

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