Average people might have the pleasure of receiving “Happy Birthday” texts and social media shout-outs exactly at midnight on their birthdays, but not members of the Kardashian Klan!
Looks like Kendall wants to make the most of her birthday considering there was a star-studded birthday party thrown at midnight for the aspiring model. The party was held at The Nice Guy nightclub in West Hollywood and attendees included members of the Kardashian Klan (with Kanye) and even Justin Bieber showed up! As you guys know, we limit ourselves to only 15 seconds for all Kardashian-related posts, and….time’s abouuuuuttt…up!
Photo Credit: FameFlynet Pictures; Pictured: Gigi Hadid, Kylie, and Kimye
As you guys know, we limit ourselves to only 15 seconds when it comes to all Kardashian-family posts, so this will be another quick one!
It seems like the Kardashian Family PR Department is working overtime these days as it attempts to make sure the family is front & center with at least a few scheduled events each week. These latest photos feature members of the reality TV Klan heading to Cinepolis Theater in Thousand Oaks to celebrate Kim’s 35th birthday.
Also, what the fuck is up with Kris Jenner forcing her boyfriend Corey Gamble to look like Kanye?! The dude is supposedly only 34, but looks like he’s 48. Kanye, for the record, is 38. Ok, time’s up!
Judging by the people in attendance, I think it’s safe to assume that a classy guest list wasn’t exactly a priority for the Cosmo editors. As some of you might know, we limit ourselves to 15 seconds when it comes to Kardashian-family posts, so we have just a few more seconds left!
A couple thoughts that come rushing in…
1) What the fuck happened to Khloe?
2) It’s fairly obvious that Kylie thinks she’s better than her sisters.
3) Kim continues to be painfully shameless.
Wait a minute, aren’t these two rich enough to afford a theater-quality movie experience within their home? I guess Kim is very good at manipulating Kanye into going along with her camera-whoring tactics. The dude was away at Paris Fashion Week, so its possible he let his guilt get the best of him and agreed to a movie date night with his pregnant wife.
As expected, when Kim & Kanye were exiting the theater, they were raided by selfie-crazed tweens looking for feed their hungry social media followers with photos featuring their latest celebrity encounter.
As you guys know, we have a longstanding Kardashian-family rule which allows us only 10 seconds for Kardashian-family-related posts, so naturally, this will be real quick.
Kim & Khloe were seen leaving the Mondrian hotel following a “quick” lunch somewhere in Soho. As for their 18-year-old-going-on-28 younger sister Kylie, she was seen cruising around the city looking very serious and also wearing some bling on her ring finger.
“Keeping Up With the Kardashian” stars (and we use that term loosely) were spotted out and about in St. Barts during their vacation. Pregnant star Kim Kardashian hid her growing baby bump under a right black dress. Not pictured are Kris Jenner and Kourtney Kardashian, though they were there. Our guess is that Kylie will likely join the bunch after having reportedly pocketed over $100,000 to party in Montreal for her 18th birthday.
I wanna say that Amber Rose is skankier, but my longstanding dislike bias toward the Kardashian family is forcing me to give Kim my vote. Amber Rose just seems like an annoying wannabe, to be honest. Who the hell dresses like this for movie night with their toddler son?! What the fuck?
Photo Credit: FameFlynet Pictures; Kim seen departing from LAX.
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were seen leaving their London Hotel. Kim left little to the imagination in her form fitting, see through black dress. They were leaving to catch a helicopter out of Denham Airfield to Glastonbury where Kanye was headlinging.
Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News
Pictured: Kim Kardashian, Kylie Jenner
Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner arrived to the Mail Online Yacht at the Cannes Lions International Festival of Creativity. They attended their Seriously Popular party. Kylie was accompanied by boyfriend Tyga and posted on the red carpet with her mother Kris Jenner. Kim, on the other hand, decided to stay solo for her photos. The two came wearing similar style outfits, showing off granny panties. Our bet is that jailbait Kylie will win this matchup.
It’s easy to simply blow off this latest launch as yet another cheap product with the Kardashian stamp of approval, but let’s face it, this family knows how to drive sales and that’s the only reason they’re still around.
Once the K-Drones who obsess over all-things-Kardashians stop watching the show & buying the products, the people with deep pockets will find another place to invest their hard-earned money. Sadly, short of some huge accident that takes the lives of at least two or three members of the Klan, we don’t foresee the family fading away anytime soon…
These were snapped earlier today a launch event held at Marionnaud Champs Elysees in Paris.