As you guys know, we have a longstanding Kardashian-family rule which allows us only 10 seconds for Kardashian-family-related posts, so naturally, this will be real quick.
Kim & Khloe were seen leaving the Mondrian hotel following a “quick” lunch somewhere in Soho. As for their 18-year-old-going-on-28 younger sister Kylie, she was seen cruising around the city looking very serious and also wearing some bling on her ring finger.
“Keeping Up With the Kardashian” stars (and we use that term loosely) were spotted out and about in St. Barts during their vacation. Pregnant star Kim Kardashian hid her growing baby bump under a right black dress. Not pictured are Kris Jenner and Kourtney Kardashian, though they were there. Our guess is that Kylie will likely join the bunch after having reportedly pocketed over $100,000 to party in Montreal for her 18th birthday.
I wanna say that Amber Rose is skankier, but my longstanding dislike bias toward the Kardashian family is forcing me to give Kim my vote. Amber Rose just seems like an annoying wannabe, to be honest. Who the hell dresses like this for movie night with their toddler son?! What the fuck?
Photo Credit: FameFlynet Pictures; Kim seen departing from LAX.
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were seen leaving their London Hotel. Kim left little to the imagination in her form fitting, see through black dress. They were leaving to catch a helicopter out of Denham Airfield to Glastonbury where Kanye was headlinging.
Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News
Pictured: Kim Kardashian, Kylie Jenner
Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner arrived to the Mail Online Yacht at the Cannes Lions International Festival of Creativity. They attended their Seriously Popular party. Kylie was accompanied by boyfriend Tyga and posted on the red carpet with her mother Kris Jenner. Kim, on the other hand, decided to stay solo for her photos. The two came wearing similar style outfits, showing off granny panties. Our bet is that jailbait Kylie will win this matchup.
It’s easy to simply blow off this latest launch as yet another cheap product with the Kardashian stamp of approval, but let’s face it, this family knows how to drive sales and that’s the only reason they’re still around.
Once the K-Drones who obsess over all-things-Kardashians stop watching the show & buying the products, the people with deep pockets will find another place to invest their hard-earned money. Sadly, short of some huge accident that takes the lives of at least two or three members of the Klan, we don’t foresee the family fading away anytime soon…
These were snapped earlier today a launch event held at Marionnaud Champs Elysees in Paris.
Or maybe it’s all a marketing ploy courtesy of Kardashians Inc.? You’d think that people who have a net worth upwards of a $100 million would be flying private, but I guess Kim is pretty strict about getting in front of the papz at every given opportunity. I thought Kanye would’ve gotten annoyed of all the bullshit a while back, but obviously he’s still enjoying taking a ride on Kim’s Magic Booty.
These were snapped earlier today as Kim & Kanye were spotted jetting out of LAX. Kanye was holding a sleeping North, so I’m sure the media will love that photo for the next 48 hours.
And, in somewhat sad news, it was recently revealed on ‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians’ (we’re copy/pasting this, for the record) that Kim’s health issues might prevent her from carrying children again. Health issues?! Since when does too much silicone in the butt keep somebody from having children? Any other theories?
Wow, talk about having some sort of psychological disorder. Or maybe it’s just an odd form of desperation to maintain her level of fame? Considering she has managed to stay way past her 15-minutes, Kim Kardashian seems to be doing something right. Since it’s Hollywood, it’s only a matter of time until shit hits the fan and her ass begins to sag and Kanye files for divorce (and then quickly follows it up with his anxiously-awaited post-Kardashian-whatthefuckwasithinking album).
In the meantime, enjoy these photos of Kim Kardashian showing off her freakishly curvy figure while heading into a studio. Kim recently called her brother Rob “pathetic” and urged her family to stop helping him with his weight problems. Oh, come on! Let the poor guy eat! And, keep those checks rolling into his bank!
Kim and Kourtney Kardashian took their kids to see the movie “Hom”‘ in Calabasas. Kim was gonna let North walk from the car to the movies but then realized she would be too distracted from all the cameras. Kourtney, not featured in this post, along with her kids Mason and Penelope all wore matching striped shirts.